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32 yrs wizard here. There was a thread on /b about a hour ago. It was like "you will get laid if you roll":
dubs = in 6 months
trips = in 2 months
quads = in 3 weeks
quints and more = in 24 hours

I rolled trips. Now I wonder...

looks like the instruction manual to the ikea shoe rack i just bought desu

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>32 yrs wizard
Why

>32 yrs wizard here
How did this happen? I lost mine when I was 25.

eat a dick user

At least wine and dine me first user, don't be rude

Hm... Let's see.

I'm introvert, not confident, not attractive (in my opinion; 185/90). Also mild OCD and a bit perverted (I would say). I have very specific views on life, society and in last years (I'd say) they seem to be more and more nihilistic.

>a bit perverted
I think we all are.

>and in last years (I'd say) they seem to be more and more nihilistic
Being a virgin for too long will do that, you need to get out and actively try to lose it.

go to hooker

welcome to v4

that would be a dank internet speed desu
>click to download 100 60Gb games
>they finish faster than you can blink

The point is, that the girl would have to share those... tastes. And I would say that is not something that I should just openly ask.

Easier said than done. I'm shy around strangers, in fact I can't start "normal" conversation; I mean, what should I talk about with a woman which I just met and virtually don't know anything (or know very little) about her? I need time to get to know people better to get more confident around them; it can take months.

"There is somebody for everybody - it's just that we never meet them" is what I would say.
I'm certain that there is at least 1 woman here (Bratislava) which would be "made for me" and I would be "made for her". She would have to be sort of like I am. But then - since I don't actively search her, she most likely doesn't actively search for a man either.

Yes, this is also what I considered. But something tells me that this is just not... "right".

Try meeting someone online. I had the same problem you did, I met a girl that I talked to online and let her know about my problem and she helped me out. Finally lost my virginity at 25. I probably would have been you had I not done that. I'm still awkward and weird, but it's taken a huge load off my back, and my life and outlook on it is slowly improving. That was over a year ago now.

>The point is, that the girl would have to share those... tastes
Don't be too picky in the beginning man, just take what you can get, within reason. You can work your way to other stuff once you become comfortable with sex.

it can help with confidence

Who here is suicidal? I kinda want to off myself, but doing it alone would suck. I fear I'd change my mind halfway if I have to do it alone, that'd be literally the worst.

Basically I just need somebody to cover my mouth when I try to puke the meds up in a fit of desperation to live. Or to lock me in a room to keep me from calling an ambulance before I have a chance to slowly bleed to death from my cut arteries.
I need a suicide buddy. Somebody who has a stronger will than I do. Somebody to commit suicide with.

Everything is better with friends

You can't back out of jumping off a cliff mid flight.

going to Germany is suicide in itself
+you cant stop the muzzies from shooting or bombing you

Have you done it?

Sounds like you might suffer from asexuality, consideing ugly retards with low confidence get laid all the time as their natural sex drive forces them to seek out a pussy. Talk to your neurologist about deep brain stimulation to get the proper urges if your lack of sex life bothers you.

no but i think it can help you with "im virgin" self hating mentality

ayyy saint gorazd
one of the two saint slovaks

>Try meeting someone online.
I considered also this option.

>I met a girl that I talked to online
Where did you meet her? Interpals? Facebook?

>and let her know about my problem and she helped me out.
This is one thing, that worries me. How did you know, that she was honest? If she just wasn't acting and in fact made fun of you behind your back?

>Finally lost my virginity at 25.
Not to mention, that there are often these horrific visions (very violent content), when I start thinking of sex. Intrusive thoughts, you know. They are nonsense in fact, but they are rather disturbing, specially with my OCD.

>a bit perverted (I would say).

TELL US ABOUT IT!!!

I can help senpai, hmu

just get some money
order a whore to your home
and be done with it
seks is overrated
a good masturbation is more fun than seks

You're supposed to have sex with your true love.

i am unironic that fatso czech girl dater but my preference when it comes to sex is transexuals no homo
boypussy is much better

Why?

I always thought you Turks are kinda weird.

>Where did you meet her? Interpals? Facebook?
On a forum like this one, it turned out she lived reasonably close to me (hour and half drive).
>This is one thing, that worries me. How did you know, that she was honest? If she just wasn't acting and in fact made fun of you behind your back?
I would think in the same way, but it got to the point where I had nothing to lose. I was having panic attacks and I was determined to change my life for the better. The fear of falling back into them drove me to overcome my fears. And really, I had no one to be embarrassed in front of and neither do you. A lot of things in life have to be difficult or painful before they get better, unfortunately, this is no different. You have to put yourself out there and risk humiliation, failure and so on, but you have to be reasonable in your search and open to what you can get.
>often these horrific visions (very violent content), when I start thinking of sex. Intrusive thoughts, you know. They are nonsense in fact, but they are rather disturbing, specially with my OCD.
Can you explain this more? I've had these sort of thoughts, but they were suicidal, not so much violent. It took a really long time and a lot of working on my life to rid myself of them. They weren't only tied to sex though.

i could land several cumshots on that forehead
nice titties

>only has two saints
Slovakia proves to be a meme country every day

if you are stop worrying about this
just get around 100€ and go fuck a whore and be done with it. its not worth the depression. 100€ is cheaper than a session with psychiatrist.

pay a whore,fuck her,realize its not big deal and a normie thing then come back and keep shitposting without anxiety

sex is most normie thing in the world

stfu nigga

>Can you explain this more? I've had these sort of thoughts, but they were suicidal, not so much violent. It took a really long time and a lot of working on my life to rid myself of them. They weren't only tied to sex though.

Can explain, if you want, but you have to wait. I'm going to have lunch now, so I'll be back in cca. 45 minutes.

Pussy is pussy.

I'm going to sleep in second, but I'll leave my computer on and read it in the morning.

Tell us.

someone took my only blue pen and we're out of pens

are you not the pencil master-race?

>tuna sandwich with tomatoes
What did you have for breakfast?

eggs and toast

some shitty keks from lidl, because I'm a lazy faggot
hunger's getting to me though, might go find some real food

some durka durka sweets that a guest left for us here
i have been wronged so i felt entitled to it
sadly they're not very good

durka durka sweets are usually unbearably sweet, their measure of a good dessert is how much sugar is in it.

sup lads

Those are tasty desu
What is that control panel?

ThisI really don't like them, only maybe baklava but that's westernised

>What is that control panel?
'tis my fancy plaything, if you know what I mean
oi mate, how's life beyond the channel these days?

When I was in my late teens, my spelling was spotless, even when chatting in real time.
Now I have to proofread everything because I make the most embarassing mistakes while typing.
Did this happen to anyone else?

no.

no

life is alright, weather is shite tho it's like november but warm

looks like the world is gonna end outside
yeah, I've gotten a lot more lax about typing accuracy in my old age

What's it for? Planesims or some obscure mecha game or what?

>like november but warm
I wonder if it's worse than the saharan heat we're having here
it's a replica of the A-10C engine panel, so primarily plane sims, however I mostly use it (together with other controllers) to fly UH-1H in DCS, or Asp Explorer in Elite: Dangerous.

but it's a plug & play controller, you can play angry birds with it, if you please

>I wonder if it's worse than the saharan heat we're having here
would love some saharan heat for my chilli plants t bh

they were doing v well last week and have almost doubled in size in a month

>it's a replica of the A-10C engine panel
Oh, so thats why it has warthog written on it. I'm not that into planes but I saw a documentary about it and it's fucking badass

noice, from my experience, chillis are a bit of a gamble, out of all we've planted, roughly 40% died, but the rest absolutely flourished, Csallóköz really is a wonderful place to grow stuff.
yeah, documentaries sure make it look badass, but it's like an old war veteran who's a shell of his former self. It was built around the gun which, by the time the plane actually got to serve in combat, was rendered obsolete by the much safer guided missiles.

The controls, by the way, aren't exclusive to A-10C, the throttle was taken from the F-15 and the stick from the F-16.

I've had good success I've only got a small conservatory to grow in and have other plants but I've got one plant that's been alive for almost two years, and two new (dorset naga, trinidad scorpion) and some seedlings germinating

success rate of 100% tbqh

Pepe made the news
youtube.com/watch?v=tGOAfqtvnrk

>dorset naga, trinidad scorpion
damn, those are ugly
>success rate of 100% tbqh
jelly
we've had a lot of our plants undermined by voles, in some cases literally. They managed to eat a hole in celeriacs, leaving a sort of a hollow cylinder out of them. They couldn't really reach the chillis, but they attacked pretty much every root in sight.

shooting them was fun though

>nazi frogs

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use in-browser spell checker like me

yes, i stopped caring about about spelling and grammar when typing something to friends or on the internet
i dont really care though as long as people understand the meaning

>shooting them was fun though
but so cutie

>damn, those are ugly

fucking balls hot is why im growing them

but yeah, this conservatory is enclosed so no horrible shitty pests around

I have just woken up and am browsing v4 in bed so nothing.

Kill yourself.

that thing is that i didn't need to care about it when i was younger, my grammar was near perfect without having to pay attention to it

now i make mistakes all the time, especially with commas

with a hole in their goddamn guts looked so qt, they did. Scored some headshots too, although that's not so hard, since their heads are pretty huge, compared to the bodies. Was thinking of buying a handgun for the next summer, since picrelated is pretty unwieldy, the little bastards are too agile and you can't really spot them well at longer distances, so without optics, the long barrel is just a liability.

removing pest rodents is science, I tell ya
>t. poor soul with no love filling his lonely heart

yeah same here but what im saying is that at this point it doesnt really bother me anymore
however im glad when i see people using commas in their messages because it makes it far far easier to understand what they are trying to say and with what tone they are saying it

in any case, i guess its a thing that just comes with age

I have a friend with a massive hate boner for the church including literally pissing on the fence and spitting on the altar. That's fucking funny but is he mentally ill?

farmers round these ways have a sort of sawn off shotgun, called a tractor gun for clearing out pests

they go to the field they want to cultivate, trim it circularly (like a spiral) shooting the pests as they go

I hope you don't unironically believe in afterlife.

Yes

I wish there was a v4 meeting so I could just blow your fucking heads off starting with every anime autist and ending with femanon you faggots and dykes all would be like ''no plz don't kill me I have a Family Guy episode to watch!'' but I'm pulling the trigger and killing you nigger. You're all a disgrace. Fuck you.

a u t i s m

>HURR HURR I watch shows about teenage girls in japanese school xD

I will fucking brain you you cunt I hope hell exists because I can assure you that's where the weebs go.

wew

can someone explain Slovaks to me?
why does everyone bully them on Sup Forums saying they arent a real nationality?
did they do something bad or is it just a meme?
pic related

>implying i'm a weeb retard

calm down, arkadiusz, this website is not for edgy kids like you

They are younger than USA.

Fuck you you can rest assured you won't live long enough to hit your 30's

Don't have much time to be very particular about it - suffice it to say, that it was about rather graphic gore, vore.

>They weren't only tied to sex though.
Same here.

You want to fuck cut up body?

I'm laughing my tits off at modern ''men''. No wonder you prefer 2D girls.

kék

welcome to my post

NO! But I fear, that somewhere deep within my mind, there is a dark, twisted desire to do so. And that's scares the shit out of me.

Don't go down that road if it's not there (yet).

We didn’t have a country until ww2. Then it was czechoslovakia our current country began in 1993. We were here since a long time ago though, even before hungary. We just never really had our own nation because we were always dominated by someone near us. The closest to a country we had was probably Svätopluks empire.

THIC

Nigger fetish
>muh thick
>muh ass