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my dog did something wrong edition

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hehehehe

What did it do

A birb

is it weird i kiss my dog

brit seems quiet this morn lads

shouldn't you be clamouring for the brutal execution of the dog for being evil and haram or whatever you stupid muzzies believe?

yes

A bit of kissing during sex isn't unusual at all

LMAO

Not sure

Something

who /1/35th WW2 tanks/ here?

aww lovely doggo

I'm 1/16th scottish

i kiss my dogs but i try to not let them lick my face as much as possible.

i've seen some of the things they stick their face into on walks

How do you cope in your day to day life lad

no I'm irish

Maisie

What the actual fuck is wrong with yanks?
youtube.com/watch?v=YttscNOoAjA
>this is a music video put out by their democratic party

OP here

I give Heidi lil kisses on her head all the time cuz she's a good woofer

that comment section gives me hope at least

>GURL POWER XDDDD

Yanks can't do politics correctly so they just do bollocks like this until one side wins

i kiss my maggie and poppy on their heads, they too are good woofers

Didn't you guys just have a massive "wait were you serious" reaction after a democratic referendum

no

Yeah I was really happy :) Thought it would be rigged to remoan.

Oh ok

hows it going lads, chill day at work today, bit of filing, bit of email. go home about 2

im sooo much cooler and popular than you

...

woke up feeling like shit
took a shower now at least im clean and fresh on the outside

yeh not bad

need to buy stamps
then write a card for some family members
then make a big lunch that will last me till i finish work later tonight
then im gona chill with some mates and watch a film or something

Nice picture of you lad

cutie
sorry lad, whats the matter
sounds easy my dude. what lunch you planning?

thank

something carby with protein i reckon (i need the energy for swimming at work). so maybe tuna mayo pasta with a splodge of sriracha

>computer tells me it needs to update
>tell it to remind me tomorrow
>go on holiday early tomorrow morning

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this is quite good lads

nothing special really. usual stuff

Vote

I'm sick of him

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9/10 doggo, would pat on head and rub belly.
sounds tasty
hope you get better soon

learning how to properly banter

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*pushes you over and you start crying*

no i dont

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Didn't even get an interview for the job that I was literally perfectly qualified for lads. Looks like I'll be working at Wetherspoons for the rest of my life desu, despite my first-class BSc and distinction MSc.

You need to establish dominance and loyalty by pushing him on his back, shoving your ass on your dogs face and farting on his mouth.

whats a bsc and msc

>Looks like I'll be working at Wetherspoons for the rest of my life desu, despite my first-class BSc and distinction MSc.

I wanna make every woman I see

Maybe maybe em make a baby with me

Cause I'm a heterosexual man

It's just a problem with my glands

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Ah yes

can someone please confirm that this is indeed just banter?

ummm to all the NOT SURE voters...

ugly as fuck

*knickers fall down and my plump rump is enticingly in the air*

well i fucked that post up didnt i

forget i said anything

blew .09 license suspended for 3 months got to go to court

anyone know if i'm fucked or not

holy shit

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A bachelor of science and a master's of science.

Good meme, 9/10.

shut the fuck up you muslim

Rasheed

something tells me that's a topic for you and a barrister

.09 is low range i think you'll be right

yes. it will come up on any criminal search when you apply for a non-shit job

Why would a coffee man know???

instinct>mystic>valour

that's a cute floofer

> that pure breed German Shepard i grew up with that passed away when i was 14

god speed...

just came

should have a shower soon

it's not a criminal offense here

good, first time offense too

>he didn't choose charmander

>doing anything to stop this is racist

good post

look at this fucking pleb

been watching some kpop hahaha XDD based danes

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Fuck lads, feel sorry for you lot

Where did you come from?
Denmark ha ha

you dick

smfh

fuck

eat your pie floater

...

chose bulbasaur because it's #1 in the pokedex and i have OCD desu

whatever is the problem, friends?

>offense
fuck off noah webster

discovered the joy of having a wank again

you tried prostate stimulation yet?

explain

> girl makes eye contact with you
> pretend that you saw something on the ground or in the distance so you can look away

every wank i've had lately has ended with pathetic little cums, maybe ive got low test now

I have more problems trying to make eye contact with girls

that's... that's actually quite sensible. Mirin your logic

CAN ONE OF YOU PLEASE EXPLAIN EASTER MONDAY TO ME

never did that alone

wait more inbetween wanks

no, cba

wiggle your finger inside your bum and push the squishy bits

> tfw going to gym makes me feel great but it also means more girls are looking at me

A-AVERT YOUR EYES, S-SUCCUBUS