my dog did something wrong edition
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What did it do
A birb
is it weird i kiss my dog
brit seems quiet this morn lads
shouldn't you be clamouring for the brutal execution of the dog for being evil and haram or whatever you stupid muzzies believe?
yes
A bit of kissing during sex isn't unusual at all
LMAO
Not sure
Something
who /1/35th WW2 tanks/ here?
aww lovely doggo
I'm 1/16th scottish
i kiss my dogs but i try to not let them lick my face as much as possible.
i've seen some of the things they stick their face into on walks
How do you cope in your day to day life lad
no I'm irish
Maisie
What the actual fuck is wrong with yanks?
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>this is a music video put out by their democratic party
OP here
I give Heidi lil kisses on her head all the time cuz she's a good woofer
that comment section gives me hope at least
>GURL POWER XDDDD
Yanks can't do politics correctly so they just do bollocks like this until one side wins
i kiss my maggie and poppy on their heads, they too are good woofers
Didn't you guys just have a massive "wait were you serious" reaction after a democratic referendum
no
Yeah I was really happy :) Thought it would be rigged to remoan.
Oh ok
hows it going lads, chill day at work today, bit of filing, bit of email. go home about 2
im sooo much cooler and popular than you
...
woke up feeling like shit
took a shower now at least im clean and fresh on the outside
yeh not bad
need to buy stamps
then write a card for some family members
then make a big lunch that will last me till i finish work later tonight
then im gona chill with some mates and watch a film or something
Nice picture of you lad
cutie
sorry lad, whats the matter
sounds easy my dude. what lunch you planning?
thank
something carby with protein i reckon (i need the energy for swimming at work). so maybe tuna mayo pasta with a splodge of sriracha
>computer tells me it needs to update
>tell it to remind me tomorrow
>go on holiday early tomorrow morning
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this is quite good lads
nothing special really. usual stuff
9/10 doggo, would pat on head and rub belly.
sounds tasty
hope you get better soon
learning how to properly banter
*pushes you over and you start crying*
no i dont
Didn't even get an interview for the job that I was literally perfectly qualified for lads. Looks like I'll be working at Wetherspoons for the rest of my life desu, despite my first-class BSc and distinction MSc.
You need to establish dominance and loyalty by pushing him on his back, shoving your ass on your dogs face and farting on his mouth.
whats a bsc and msc
>Looks like I'll be working at Wetherspoons for the rest of my life desu, despite my first-class BSc and distinction MSc.
I wanna make every woman I see
Maybe maybe em make a baby with me
Cause I'm a heterosexual man
It's just a problem with my glands
can someone please confirm that this is indeed just banter?
ummm to all the NOT SURE voters...
ugly as fuck
*knickers fall down and my plump rump is enticingly in the air*
well i fucked that post up didnt i
forget i said anything
blew .09 license suspended for 3 months got to go to court
anyone know if i'm fucked or not
holy shit
A bachelor of science and a master's of science.
Good meme, 9/10.
shut the fuck up you muslim
Rasheed
something tells me that's a topic for you and a barrister
.09 is low range i think you'll be right
yes. it will come up on any criminal search when you apply for a non-shit job
Why would a coffee man know???
instinct>mystic>valour
that's a cute floofer
> that pure breed German Shepard i grew up with that passed away when i was 14
god speed...
just came
should have a shower soon
it's not a criminal offense here
good, first time offense too
>he didn't choose charmander
>doing anything to stop this is racist
good post
look at this fucking pleb
been watching some kpop hahaha XDD based danes
...
Fuck lads, feel sorry for you lot
Where did you come from?
Denmark ha ha
you dick
smfh
fuck
eat your pie floater
...
chose bulbasaur because it's #1 in the pokedex and i have OCD desu
whatever is the problem, friends?
>offense
fuck off noah webster
discovered the joy of having a wank again
you tried prostate stimulation yet?
explain
> girl makes eye contact with you
> pretend that you saw something on the ground or in the distance so you can look away
every wank i've had lately has ended with pathetic little cums, maybe ive got low test now
I have more problems trying to make eye contact with girls
that's... that's actually quite sensible. Mirin your logic
CAN ONE OF YOU PLEASE EXPLAIN EASTER MONDAY TO ME
never did that alone
wait more inbetween wanks
no, cba
wiggle your finger inside your bum and push the squishy bits
> tfw going to gym makes me feel great but it also means more girls are looking at me
A-AVERT YOUR EYES, S-SUCCUBUS