/asean/- NEET edition

Thanks Donald, for taking away the BPOs
At least I dont need to wake up 4am next year

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>not even 50 posts in and it's already a flipcentric nigger thread

Don't for get to springkle sha...tawas on your smelly underarms

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Mar reminds me of a college kid who's great during written exams but flunks during the practical. He's a good man but politics doesn't suit him.

The only solution to live in a residence free of fear is to invest in Alabang.

cnbc.com/2016/07/26/1mdb-goldman-sachs-faces-lawsuit-over-ties-to-malaysian-fun.html

What's the update malaybros. Do we gas them now?

>Pururut's gaze
Boy, if looks could kill.

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more like senator suits him better than taking any major positions in the government. he's really a charismatic guy like allan peter cayetano and francis escudero and it's really the reason why people used to like him.

he destroyed his reputation tbqh, he should've just stayed senator

Dutdut reminds me of that asshole stupid guy in class that spoiled and gets what he wants and everyone secretly hates him

china won't attack us but they want US influence out of its neighboring countries

>tfw chink
>tfw tattoos
Am I gonna die?

t. butthurt adik

Look at the brightside you will get a cardboard signed by batman

Noytards, Dutertards, what's the difference? Pro-tip: There's none. The only similarity they have with each other is that they are stupid enough to not invest in Alabang.

>being mocked for his publicity stunts
>campaign rallies are usually half empty
>charismatic

Better invest in alabang before it's too late.

Alabang will never be a thing isthap it

tok...tok....
*bumps into bicycle in quiapo*

BANG! BANG!

t. Martard

I want my money back

wsj.com/articles/deloitte-resigns-as-1mdb-auditor-1469579900

theguardian.com/world/2016/jul/27/malaysia-pm-najib-razak-gets-new-powers-amid-protests-over-1mdb-fund-scandal

themalaymailonline.com/malaysia/article/royal-commission-on-1mdb-not-necessary-minister-says

bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-07-27/ringgit-extends-july-slump-as-oil-falls-1mdb-returns-to-focus

Yes, and they're proud of the Philippines. You know why? It's not about how the flips succeed in doing something, or how they differ and separate the others, but it's about them personally and being together. It's about being resilient, strong, enduring, caring, hospitable, friendly, kind, warm, and many more that's in the flip culture. You might call Japan one of the best countries out there, but it's not enough to be proud of. Yes, the Philippines is a shithole, full of corruption, poor people, but amidst that adversity, they can still smile and move on. It's one of the most unique and treasured trait of a Filipino. When in times of loneliness and seclusion, it feels like they're always there for you, even if everything seems to fall apart, they will stand by , support you and thrive together. There are lots of reasons why flips should be proud of their country, most people just don't see it. Jose Rizal literally pulled out a "Jesus Christ", except he didn't rise from the dead. It's the mindset, the will, and the burning hearts of the filipinos that will keep the Philippines alive. There's no other country as warm and as hospitable as the Philippines.

>The US wont help us militarily, they wont waste their own soldiers lives for some islands.
Actually they would, the Philippines is not just an island. They made pacts and promises to protect their allies such as the Philippines.

And he gets away with it

as opposed to anime posting?

Dutdut reminds me of that idiot who didn't invest in alabang.

Here have a pururut

Dutdut reminds me of those badass protagonists from those 1970's flip movies

What will you do farm kamote?

Putangina niyo mga inchik posting under the PH flag.

Post a pic of your skintone right now and prove you are brown.

They never followed up if that guy was arrested even with CCTV footage to identify him
Scary.

I don't think they will now if trump wins .

But atlest America will be manufacture their shit again
Shitty for us tho.

I feel this righteous urge to shoot and sprinkle the cardboard you right now.

Is it fun being a Chinese druglord here in the Phil.

>murrka will manufacture their shit


joke of the year right here

Isn't that want trump wants?

Anyway only if he wins

Fuck are you talking about I'm a pure blooded native. The blood of pure brown Javanese ancestors from thousands of years ago course through my veins.

Probably start a pizzeria.

Pinoy Deep Dish version with cheese & sweet sauce.

Fuck I have to study how before 2017 and save to have capital.

Philippines was made up of several kingdoms before the Spaniards united the whole country under the rule of Spain, the only reason why the country is not divided is because pinoys are too lazy to separate

even if trump wants it to happen, it wont because producing your product abroad on mass production is cheaper than having it manufactured in the land of the free. just look at the differences of their wages, their living standards, their benefits etc., the markup price will increase probably by more than ten folds in america

and besides, china holds a good portion of american economy, so they're really fucked.
>inb4 murrka goes "b-but we'll just go to war against china and not pay our debts"

>inb4 that weebshit auslard points out that philippines was a jap colony since ancient times

>tfw flips will sprinkle my feet with drugs

Chinese druglord stereotype is rising fast
I heard jokes about it in one of those cheap radio shows

Nah I don't think so, they'd lose everything if they break ties with their allies. In fact, the reason why they can roam everywhere is because of their allies.

Alright, here you go lad.

I could also beg money from my parents and buy a lotto franchise, everyday watching poorfags bet away money.

Find out real estate with large-oven is difficut desu
Initial investment isn't so reasonable to begins restaurant running, but cheer up.

>philippines was a jap colony since ancient times
I'd say that it was more likely to be a Chinese colony with Jap influence, I said it yesterday. The Philippines could've been part of the Song or Liu Song Dynasty.

>chinese druglords post regularly on /asean/

>The two leaders also talked about the Enhanced Defense Cooperation Agreement (EDCA), the legality of which was affirmed by the Supreme Court on Tuesday, the same day Kerry arrived in the Philippines.

>“It was affirmed that whatever works with the Philippines will be what will work,” Abella said.

>Under the EDCA negotiated by President Benigno Aquino III's government, the US will be allowed to build structures; store as well as pre-position weapons, defense supplies and materiel; and station troops, civilian personnel and defense contractors, transit and station vehicles, vessels, and aircraft for a period of 10 years.

gmanetwork.com/news/story/575301/news/nation/us-commits-32m-for-law-enforcement-training-services-malacanang

I miss norwayguy

He's a pro dutdut tho

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Alabang is a great place for startups.

That might get you shot and sprinkled
Too many hotheads in gambling

B-but I'm not Chinese, i'm a flip at heart ;-;

No coup yet to start a revolutionary govt?

why do diehard abnoytards always try to shit up /asean/? can't you retards just go back to r*ddit already?

Only if dutdut follows the daang matuwid AFP modernization thing.

Which Im kind of doubting now

meant to quote

I can smell the foul odor just be watching your pale basement-dwelling feet

Kek

Don't be jelly

White is right, instant druglord now tho.

>White is right, instant druglord now tho
*Chinese
ftfy

Dutdut had a map of the druggies leading to China.

I used to think that flips were pacific islanders but now I learned they are asians.

Look, I want to talk about Our Naj and why is Malaysia shitting up its neighboring countries with islamist rebels.


Please fuck off to r/philippines or sprinkle yourself with drugs and get fucking shot, dumb abnoytards.

Cheaper but still hard to pay for it because the chinks took away their jobs. We're lucky to not experience mass outsourcing here in this country.

What do u think of my feet pinoy bro?

>but amidst that adversity, they can still smile and move on.
I can agree with this.

Despite how shit things are here in tacloban we smile like we are the happiest motherfucker in earth so that we can keep moving on.

Despite the storms, we smile together when we can.

We have nothing sometimes but least we have that.

How have you been?

Bad end.

That's what I'm Implying

How do you think of my hairy foot?

:(

more like they destroyed themselves

just take a look at GM

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>feet that hairy
Are you a hobbit or something?

You are making me feel bro ;_;

I think we've found bigfoot's long lost brother

jomon

When will Malaysia pay for wrecking havoc on its neighboring countries by funding fundamentalist muslims?

Are the other parts of your body hairy as well? My legs are hairy as well but the other parts of my body are hairless.

just protests, there're too many malaysians that can't stand the sight of blood. We never had a coup d'état in our history

Nah.

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you should shave those

He will stop US forces from helping allies that are 'unable to help themselves.' (per verbatim)

So geopolitically, were fucked

;_;
around my dick is also hairy

>Flips smile at disasters

Do you have Filipino in your blood? Are most Filipinos like this? I seem to have a hairy feet too, heck, are you my long lost brother?

All coup d'etat here on our country are failure, most of the people who do it get arrested or surrender

Do you have body hairs and beard?

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How are you supposed to feel when your gf is almost a month old pregnant with your father's child?

Wrath

Of cause I have, I'll shave my beard everyday.

Like this

What's his name? Bruce?

Of course it is

>he thinks that is hairy
Fuck, at least your leg-hair isn't long like me
I'm not Japinoy and pinoys aren't hairy according to this map

If you've got chest hair, be proud. Cucks here shave it off to please bitchy women.

I trimmed it, as you can see, it grew back. It was hairy as fck from before tho.

I got a new lender with just 10k interest monthly and gonna lump sum it on december

That chink is a lifesavior, chinks look out for chinks.