/voc/ vocaroo thread

Welcome to the vocaroo thread, where we practice our language skills by reading out prompts that others have provided, then have them laugh at us as we butcher them beyond recognition.
Recording site can be found here: vocaroo.com/

Any, joke, harassment, advice, praise is allowed.
Other languages than English are encouraged.

>Take spanish to start with:

>"Un grupo de mujeres en Miami decidió juntarse y crear un grupo para apoyar al candidato para la presidencia de Estados Unidos del Partido Republicano, Donald Trump. El grupo se llama "Latinas for Trump" y la mayoría de ellas son hijas de padres cubanos."

- - - [ Sup Forums SINGS ] - - -

For those of you who don't know what is this about, you have to record a song and phrases that will be mashed-up with other anons' in vocaroo.com

You may propose, make a poll, or whatever you come to think until you gather the material to be mashed up.

Don't forget to post YouTube links and lyrics te get others singin


Check the ones we did:

>Sup Forums sings Serbia Strong:
youtube.com/watch?v=LedKEFXLzj4

>Sup Forums sings Ievan Polkka
youtube.com/watch?v=uK_SRSB9pdA

>Sup Forums sings Marcha a las Malvinas Argentinas
youtube.com/watch?v=93O7WmQo2nQ

>Sup Forums sings America, Fuck Yeah!
youtube.com/watch?v=4wxKZX-k3TI

[UNRELEASED ONES] (I mean, those don't have a youtube video and stuff)

>Defend Kebab
mediafire.com/download/lk5mvtrdohwibua/int sings defend kebab_1st mix.mp3

>Katyusha
mediafire.com/download/u1hqrwah67a1avh/int sing katyusha_1st mix.mp3

>USSR Anthem
mediafire.com/download/spih0ibyyx148o1/int sings ussr anthem_1st mix.mp3


last thread:

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=IZ2XYNedgoc
vocaroo.com/i/s11uFDrW4Lbr
youtube.com/watch?v=2g5Hz17C4is
vocaroo.com/i/s098Xpllxj6b
vocaroo.com/i/s163sFXN2M3I
vocaroo.com/i/s01KyHzXkSlR
vocaroo.com/i/s0suMs75ToiH
youtube.com/watch?v=Brt3f-jlrao
vocaroo.com/i/s0wIZ9JImyZL
vocaroo.com/i/s17HECzmEMij
vocaroo.com/i/s0ycSa24pFNt
vocaroo.com/i/s0m0L8Jl4WZX
vocaroo.com/i/s0t5roCEhLAg
vocaroo.com/i/s1H2KuQi2ehr
vocaroo.com/i/s1lHe5KRSVtb
vocaroo.com/i/s1doq2yYZBc5
vocaroo.com/i/s062FNaZhLCL
vocaroo.com/i/s0eIGKfEdYJ1
vocaroo.com/i/s0bKWPAuqGmA
vocaroo.com/i/s1MpkOK1gWWD
vocaroo.com/i/s0NwVkeSsBmW
youtube.com/watch?v=AWfvwyolm7U
vocaroo.com/i/s1u9QQFp8bJ3
vocaroo.com/i/s1MWQqGSTeCs
vocaroo.com/i/s1pkw3H2f9iL
vocaroo.com/i/s06Z8g8NkYgj
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

Sing La Internationale in Russian already

youtube.com/watch?v=IZ2XYNedgoc

>[1st stanza]

Vstavay, proklyat′yem zakleymyonny,
Ves′ mir golodnykh i rabov!
Kipit nash razum vozmushchyonnyy
I v smertnyy boy vesti gotov.
Ves′ mir nasil′ya my razrushim
Do osnovan′ya, a zatem
My nash, my novyy mir postroim, —
Kto byl nichem, tot stanet vsem.

Chorus (×2):

Eto yest nash posledniy
I reshitel′nyy boy;
S Internatsionalom
vospryanet rod lyudskoy!

>[2nd stanza]

Nikto ne dast nam izbavlen′ya:
Ni bog, ni tsar′ i ne geroy!
Dob′yomsya my osvobozhden′ya
Svoyeyu sobstvennoy rukoy.
Chtob svergnut′ gnyot rukoy umeloy,
Otvoyevat′ svoyo dobro, —
Vzduvayte gorn i kuyte smelo,
Poka zhelezo goryacho!

Chorus (×2)

>[3rd stanza]

Dovol′no krov′ sosat′, vampiry,
Tyur′moy, nalogom, nishchetoy!
U vas — vsya vlast′, vse blaga mira,
A nashe pravo — zvuk pustoy!
My zhizn′ postroim po-inomu —
I vot nash lozung boyevoy:
Vsya vlast′ narodu trudovomu!
A darmoyedov vsekh doloy!

Chorus (×2)

>[4th stanza]

Prezrenny vy v svoyom bogatstve,
Uglya i stali koroli!
Vy vashi trony, tuneyadtsy,
Na nashikh spinakh vozveli.
Zavody, fabriki, palaty —
Vsyo nashim sozdano trudom.
Pora! My trebuyem vozvrata
Togo, chto vzyato grabezhom.

Chorus (×2)

>[5th stanza]

Dovol′no korolyam v ugodu
Durmanit′ nas v chadu voyny!
Voyna tiranam! Mir Narodu!
Bastuyte, armii syny!
Kogda zh tirany nas zastavyat
V boyu geroyski past′ za nikh —
Ubiytsy, v vas togda napravim
my zherla pushek boyevykh!

Chorus (×2)

>[6th stanza]

Lish′ my, rabotniki vsemirnoy
Velikoy armii truda,
Vladet′ zemlyoy imeyem pravo,
No parazity — nikogda!
I yesli grom velikiy gryanet
Nad svoroy psov i palachey, —
Dlya nas vsyo tak zhe solntse stanet
siyat′ ognyom svoikh luchey.

Chorus (×2)

pity bomp

DAS VERGÜENZA MOGOLICO

Since it seems to be repost edition.

We'll make it happen somehow.

>>>/taringa/

hey can you rate my french?
vocaroo.com/i/s11uFDrW4Lbr

Pretty much on point.

>repost edition.
The night is young.

Read it Ezequiel !

Meh, i kinda dislike the Russian version. The German one is better.

youtube.com/watch?v=2g5Hz17C4is

Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Creeping with the girl next door
Picture this we were both butt naked
Banging on the bathroom floor
How could I forget that I had
Given her an extra key
All this time she was standing there
She never took her eyes off me

How you can grant the woman access to your villa
Trespasser and a witness while you cling to your pillow
You better watch your back before she turn into a killer
Best for you and the situation not to call the beaner
To be a true player you have to know how to play
If she say a night, convince her say a day
Never admit to a word when she say and if she claims
And you tell her baby no way

Chorus:

But she caught me on the counter
Saw me bangin' on the sofa
I even had her in the shower
She even caught me on camera

She saw the marks on my shoulder
Heard the words that I told her
Heard the scream get louder
She stayed until it was over

FIRST PART

Make sure she knows it's not you and lead her on the right prefix
Whenever you should see her make the giggolo flex
As funny as it be by you, it not that complex
Seeing is believing so you better change your specs
You know she not gonna be worrying 'bout things from the past
Hardly recollecting and then she'll go to noontime mass
Wait for your answer: go over there
But if she pack a gun you know you better run fast

CHORUS

Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Creeping with the girl next door
Picture this, we were both butt naked
Banging on the bathroom floor
How could I forget that I had
Given her an extra key
All this time she was standing there
She never took her eyes off me

Gonna tell her that I'm sorry
For the pain that I've caused
I've been listening to your reasoning
It makes no sense at all
We should tell her that I'm sorry
For the pain that I've caused
You may think that you're a player
But you're completely lost
That's why I sing

FIRST PART

>posting songs, not voccing it themselves first

vocaroo.com/i/s098Xpllxj6b

R8 :^)

You sound like the dude from PronunciationManual.

Hagelslag is een soort broodbeleg dat bestaat uit kleine korrels die aan hagel doen denken. Hagelslag kan direct uit de verpakking op een boterham of ander baksel gestrooid worden, meestal nadat er eerst een laagje boter of margarine aangebracht is. Het is buiten Nederland, België, Indonesië en Suriname vaak moeilijk of niet als zodanig te verkrijgen. In andere landen wordt een op het broodbeleg gelijkend product vaak aangeboden als taartversiersel.

vocaroo.com/i/s163sFXN2M3I

I didn't know where to take pauses
vocaroo.com/i/s01KyHzXkSlR
r8

Ultra jelly

of what?

>Error: You seem to have mistyped the CAPTCHA. Please try again.
how can you mistype the new captcha?

Of the speed.
Problem for me because I had lisp (a minor one) for all my life.

just tell everyone you're from al-andalus and you're good

Impressive/10
How long have been you learning Spanish?

The only thing sounded a bit off was that very weak "t" in "candidaTo"... Sounded more like a d.
google is retarded

2 years or so
I have this exam coming up but I've been too lazy to practise my Spanish lately

When it comes to pronunciation, you're good.
Good luck with your exam.

Thanks
I really need to read through the conjugations and memorise some vocabulary

Some new text
>Valsts policija informē, ka publicētā ziņa nav patiesa - nekādus līdzīgus incidentus ne Rīgas Centrāltirgū, ne citās vietās Valsts policija un citi dienesti nav reģistrējuši. Rīgas Centrāltirgus turpina darbu ierastajā ritmā.

vocaroo.com/i/s0suMs75ToiH

meant Latvian
though it would've been good banter

Anyone up to read this in French ? It's a funny tricky song.

youtube.com/watch?v=Brt3f-jlrao

Ce soir au bar de la gare
Igor hagard est noir
Il n'arrête guère de boire
Car sa Katia, sa jolie Katia

Vient de le quitter
Sa Katie l'a quitté
Il a fait chou-blanc
Ce grand-duc avec ses trucs

Ses astuces, ses ruses de Russe blanc
Ma tactique était toc
Dit Igor qui s'endort
Ivre mort au comptoir du bar

Un Russe blanc qui est noir
Quel bizarre hasard! Se marrent
Les fêtards paillards du bar
Car encore Igor y dort

Mais près d' son oreille
Merveille! Un réveil vermeil
Lui prodigue des conseils
Pendant son sommeil

Tic-tac tic-tac
Ta Katie t'a quitté
Tic-tac tic-tac
Ta Katie t'a quitté
Tic-tac tic-tac
T'es cocu, qu'attends-tu?

Cuite-toi, t'es cocu
T'as qu'à, t'as qu'à t' cuiter
Et quitter ton quartier
Ta Katie t'a quitté
Ta tactique était toc
Ta tactique était toc

Ta Katie t'a quitté
Ote ta toque et troque
Ton tricot tout crotté
Et ta croûte au couteau
Qu'on t'a tant attaqué

Contre un tacot coté
Quatre écus tout comptés
Et quitte ton quartier
Ta Katie t'a quitté
Ta Katie t'a quitté
Ta Katie t'a quitté
Ta Katie t'a quitté

Tout à côté
Des catins décaties
Taquinaient un cocker coquin
Et d'étiques coquettes
Tout en tricotant
Caquetaient et discutaient et critiquaient

Un comte toqué
Qui comptait en tiquant
Tout un tas de tickets de quai
Quand tout à coup
Tic-tac-tic driing!

Au matin quel réveil
Mâtin quel réveille-matin
S'écrie le Russe, blanc de peur
Pour une sonnerie
C'est une belle sonnerie!

Pretty good in some parts

vocaroo.com/i/s0wIZ9JImyZL

so what do the lines on top of the letters mean?
I just read them longer because I had no idea what to do with them

Unsufferable. I want to slap you.

That's the correct way. The "ē,ā,ū,ī" just makes them sound longer

nice, so I'm basically fluent

How it is supposed to sound
vocaroo.com/i/s17HECzmEMij

vocaroo.com/i/s0ycSa24pFNt

Now that was horrible, take note from my previous post

Yeah, I'm not Russian so I can't do it
...are you?

I'm latvian from polish descent.
You can't live normal life in Latvia without learning basic russian phrases, manly seen in Riga where half of it's population is russian.

>You can't live normal life in Latvia without learning basic russian phrases
cuck'd
though we still have mandatory swedish

vocaroo.com/i/s0m0L8Jl4WZX

>cuck'd
Less then you.
Russian tried to make russian our second language, but we stood against it and still have one main language

at least we weren't commies desu

>desu
oh for fuck's sake

...

so was your pole-parent's family nazis or commies?

Commies on mother's side, Nazis on father's side

i'll try it

nice

Rate my latvian vocaroo.com/i/s0t5roCEhLAg

Nice to see you try, it's not an easy one ^^

"Patiesa, policija, dienesti, reģistrējuši" were off, but everything else was understandable, which means a lot in latvian language. Too many tourist are pronouncing names incorrectly so you can't understand what place they are talking about

Sounds like a native russian would of read it, but everything is on point.

vocaroo.com/i/s1H2KuQi2ehr

That good, i thought all the phrase was wrong, if you want i can give you a phrase in portuguese

vocaroo.com/i/s1lHe5KRSVtb

I might be shit at it, but alright, I'm going to try

vocaroo.com/i/s1doq2yYZBc5

>O papa Francisco chegou nesta quarta-feira à Polônia e pediu ao governo do país para se mostrar disposto a receber "aqueles que fogem da guerra e da fome", no seu primeiro discurso em Cracóvia, perante autoridades polonesas, no Castelo Real de Wawe

vocaroo.com/i/s062FNaZhLCL

Ignore the last word vocaroo.com/i/s0eIGKfEdYJ1

vocaroo.com/i/s0bKWPAuqGmA

Only "chegou", "país", "aqueles" and "guerra" are wrong, the rest is exellent, congradulation, i'll read all to show how good you was

vocaroo.com/i/s1MpkOK1gWWD

you sound like Pacal of the Mayans in Civ V

R A R E
A
R
E

vocaroo.com/i/s0NwVkeSsBmW

I can't into Swedish
only 5% of Finns can

Let's try a phrase in portuguese
>O fotógrafo Felipe Dana registrou jovem traficante de drogas, com máscara para não revelar sua identidade, em favela do Rio de Janeiro. Adolescentes andam livremente com armas nas mãos e trabalham como vigias e guardas dos distribuidores de drogas que operam nas favelas, alguns quilômetros de distância de onde os turistas se hospedarão durante as Olimpíadas

It's ok I spoke with an exaggerated accent just to fuck with you. I asked for something finnish to recite.

Ampiaiset valtasivat uimarannan Nurmijärvellä – helsinkiläisperheen rantareissu päättyi kuin seinään

also, does he sing with any kind of accent or just your regular swedish swedish?
youtube.com/watch?v=AWfvwyolm7U

vocaroo.com/i/s1u9QQFp8bJ3

vocaroo.com/i/s1MWQqGSTeCs

vocaroo.com/i/s1pkw3H2f9iL

That's very well enunciated enunciated Swedish. Opeth are from Stockholm, but the Stockholm-accent is far worse than that.

pretty good
few e and ä were off and the intonation was weird
the weight is always on the first syllable

Will try to remember. Pretty smashed at the moment.

vocaroo.com/i/s06Z8g8NkYgj