This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan

This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!

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過去ログ
>desuarchive.org/int/search/subject/日本語スレッド/
Real Kana
>realkana.com/
How to Learn Japanese
>docs.google.com/document/d/1jrMXTVapkGlYSyQDwppETbz62ltcknJITQ7ll6bH8QM/edit?pli=1#
100 most common Japanese words
>docs.google.com/document/d/1GK7W2AwWsQr5VvgDYRMKSrhTJhDSkB5_jlaVGJks-Hc/pub

次スレを立てる前に必ずスレ立て宣言をして下さい。次スレリンクも忘れずに。
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detail.chiebukuro.yahoo.co.jp/qa/question_detail/q14116475074
Japanese.about.com/library/weekly/aa051301a.htm
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Furikake Bukkake

konnichiwa

Ficki Ficki

...

Hi

今度はスレが三国鼎立状態だ
あの英国旗が現れてから本当にややこしくなった
やはり奴が諸悪の根源

おつ
メシテロ!

Konnichiwa gozaimasu, mekishikojin.

I hope you're having a good morning.

(´・ω・`) ピカチュウ

むしろこれをやってるのが本物のMrビーンだと思うと笑える
ブリティッシュジョークなんだよ、きっと

You guys and your multiple heads are making my life harder then it should be

まずそう。

Your life can't be harder though.

...

カンガルーでも食ってろ

みんな~外人キモイから無視しようぜ~。
無視しなかった奴は仲間外れだからな~。

...

...

悪口を言ったらオムレツピカチュウに憑り付かれるよ

イジメかっこ悪い

My penis cant get harder either

よう関西人

What a evil face! www
www
No roo in Austria

the one of victim
worth to live??

...

kek

Good night.

food porn!
good night user

k-kanpai!

Good night, Japanon.

Sleep tight, nihonjin. Have cute dreams.

あー
腹減った〜

>google image search
>best guess for this image is "girl"
Why? Google, why?

you are no one to decide for the lives of others
who are you?
just a shit jap

are you superior? you are nothing
Is you life worthy? for me no
then I should kill you

hypocrite

the one of victim
worth to live??

食え食え〜

地震だよ

食ったことない、お前輸入価格支払うならよろこんで味見したい。

気持ち悪い。そんなの絶対嫌だ。

オムレツピカチュウ様本当にごめんなさい。反省していますから憑り付かれないでください!
>detail.chiebukuro.yahoo.co.jp/qa/question_detail/q14116475074
>憑りつかれるということ・ 文章が読めないんですか?文章が読めないなら質問をしないでください。非常に不愉快です。自分の考えを押し付けないでください。人はそれぞれなんですよ。
>質問があったので回答しましたが、
>適当にお愛想で私の回答にBAをつけられたので不愉快です。

What do you usually do to pass the time when you're pooping on the toilet?

I open up my wallet and count the coins, look at their years, stack them in a neat order, etc.

I have heaps of books near the throne.

>tfw walked past the girl i liked today and we exchanged eye contact and smiled

if only i was brave enough to tell her i like her before she goes back to china ;_;

hakuti

フラッシュバックが浮かんできて声を出す

I play with my dick

She would have given you this look and walked away.

うっせえ
no kangaroo やろう

豚肉はHaramです。

やすみ

おやすみ~

おやすみ、またね

once again the thread is split

its your fault you started the thread wars

It's still better than having a Rila pic tho
And it's not like i'm totally responsible for the situation. Japanese are not brain less sheep

精神分裂症(14歳)

>umaru
悲しい

No, the taorilan zealot started it all.

It's the rilaposter's fault. He doesn't even bother to announce his threads anymore, he just makes them randomly and hopes the janitor will delete the other one.

That's taorilan and the F's fault.

オーストリアっていつもオーストラリアと間違われて死にたくならないのか?

ちょくちょく死にたいけどその間違えとは無関係だ。
俺は旅行しないので実際オーストラリア人と間違われる可能性は低いと思う。きっと外傷的体験だ。同国人の旅行者に同情している。

だってオーストラリアのほうがメジャーだもんなあ

オーストリアは上品で綺麗なイメージだなあ
音楽とかハプスブルグ家とかヴァッハウ渓谷とか

Why do you watch anime if you're an adult?

I only watch the one for adult

For the deep plots and thought-provoking themes.

Because it's fun. If that means I'm childish so be it

心中しよう

Im so sexy naked
not wonder why many chinese gays contacted me in shanghai
but sucking the dick of an old millionarie chink its not my thing

It isn't? you give that impression

*walks into japanese thread*

the alien genes are strong in nippon

You betrayed Tao and Rila?
What a disloyal cunt.

silence
fool

Why does Japan kill the disabled

It brings me hope knowing that if those little girls can become school aidorusu than I can become something great myself.

H-have you started the transition yet?

No.
Idk everyone thinks im a transgirl...
Im literally the most masc here but I enjoy girly things but also masc things...

I just want to talk about nihon tbqh...
>tfw missed my chance to be a transgirl

You can be my idol in bed

>Idk everyone thinks im a transgirl...
It may have something to do with the avatarfagging, distinctly female style of writing and all the ellipses.

Everyone thinks of you as a girl.

Do you enjoy girly things or just "girly things" that are actually meant for guys?
Would you enjoy shoujo manga too?

kiri is my bf

no he didnt because i dont tark like that

I really don't want to be the center of attention.,.i don't try to be but everybody always gives me yous tbqh... i really just want to contribute normally tbqh...

I am an ugly masculine man with muscles and hair but I do have a feminine penis though tbqh...

But, you have a tripcode...
>Feminine penis
wha...

眠たいからシャンピオーネオナニーして寝る
おやすみなさい

Rest easy, user.

日本がピンチ

how do you know when to use が instead of は?

外人がワカメおにぎり持って「これ何入り?」と聞く→僕、英訳しようがないので「海藻」と答える→外人今度は昆布おにぎり出す→僕「海藻」と答える→外人驚きながらのり佃煮おにぎり出す→僕「海藻」と答える→外人震えながらヒジキおにぎり出す→僕「海藻」と答える→外人「なんだこの国!」と絶叫。

>Do you enjoy girly things or just "girly things" that are actually meant for guys?
based kiri, that's a good point

俺が起きた時、誰かが寝る
そんな素敵な瞬間を噛み締め二度寝する

>I really don't want to be the center of attention, I don't try to be
>Maki !!l3fsrBivJVa

From DJT guide:
>は vs が
>The (unquestionably) best explanation is provided in the Dictionary of Basic Japanese Grammar in the pastebin. I would refer to that, and take all others with a grain a salt or not at all.
>Japanese.about.com/library/weekly/aa051301a.htm

You just need to read more to fully understand it, though.

RIP thread

You stop that that's adorable

日本人は皆寝ていますからちょっとここはうるさくなくなってしまいましたよね。

KAWAII

>kiri is my bf
>bf

>a girl
>bf
Girl can be good bf?