Czech Shithole

Czechia is literally the biggest non country in eastern europe. Your women are only known as whores and your men as cheap workforce for germans.
All the culture you claim is direct appropriation of german culture
>beer
lol
>architecture
lol
>history
lol

all german

you are the definition of the non country,
even your hate for the russians is copied from the poles that you try so desperately to be part of, to achieve a sense of belonging that you lose when germans show you the shoulder

All in all you are bunch of immoral huns, civilized only on the surface, and with nothing unique to show for yourselves, you remain bitter people with prolapsed assholes.

hahahahah true

ηαηαηαηα τρθε

kek

Good point dude
Waiting for pepiks butthurting about Putin's web shills in 3..

lmao don't oppress them, shitlord

lol

Czech couples on suicide watch

Should've used a proxy bruh

cmon we have 5 unique greek flags here, why you have to samefag

good porn tho

fuck off czechs are the only barbarians that are worth something

>direct appropriation of german culture
still better than being a slavshit

samefags

but you are a slavshit m8

I'm Greek

>doesn't have 4chanX installed
heh, welcome to the deep web kid

Ayy czechs on suicide watch, how will ""Czechs"" recover

lol

thanks for that

Drž hubu vole

sauce pls

>using 4chanX discontinued in 2014
>not using Regional Flags and Greasemonkey
lmao @ u.

I am Venetian

quite rude and uncalled for

fuck off tyler, go reverse engineer a shitty puzzle or sth

fuck off jordan, go build a robot or something

>poles that you try so desperately to be part of

All true except this

fuck off tatar, go build a fountain or something

doing both of these as we speak

fuck off borisov, go shut down a pipeline or something

what the fuck

fuck off azis, go make a song or something

:((

fuck of Ivanov, go play some football or something

fuck off berbatov, go move to greece or something

Okay Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia

really rude desu

They are Germans with a funny language.
Also the area wasn't all Czech until lately. Propably it's still pretty mixed.

-Also Prague was the first place that had a German University.
-Pilsen was the place Germany's most popular brewing technique was invented.
-Their history is a gigantic fail, worse than ours...as they are at least responsible for the death of 66% of the German population. Prague is the best example to explain pupils the butterfly effect.
>So children the Butterfly effect: You push a guy, falls towards the window, down the walls, on the ground right next to the townhall in Prague and 30 years later 66% of the population of Central Europe is dead.

They also build cars. And weapons. as everone knows.
What you might not know. They have also preserved old crafts. Like they make the best mouth blown Glass. Their forged replicas of middle aged swords and weapons are known for their quality among middleage and reanactors.

Also they are known for not interfering with gypsies selling their little girls to German pedos at the border.
Also they are known for not interfering with vietnames brand pirates and cigarettes smugglers. And they are full of vietnamese...

fuck off Dilma, go destroy Brazil or something

It's a pasta pls don't be mad ;_;
All Slavs are good for us

Stop your fucking shitposting already

fuck off Kliment, go make an alphabet or something

>they make the best mouth blows
I'm sure they do

at least it doesn't have niggers.

fuck off Alexander, go lie to someone else

THIS
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>Propably

*propaply

It's a free Europe. You can check out Czech. No big deal.
Do it on the weakend.

you know we speak the consonants as hard as possible.

i wrote it as a would speak it, probably.
*urgs*
soft consonants realy suck.

>Also they are known for not interfering with gypsies selling their little girls to German pedos at the border
Kek they do this everywhere, not just around borders.

Also the defenestrarion was fully intended as fuck you to the emperor, it wasn't an accident with pushing towards a window.

fuck off Barbosa, go raid some spaniards or something

Yeah, 30y war was really fail but we just wanted to be protestant

And actully the glass stuff sounds stupid but its really good bussines, like selling shit like these to sheiks and russians for obscene kind of money

they should just stop pretending to be slavs and come home, we were stuck in this shit tier empire for hundreds of years together stop acting like you're russian

d-do what on my weak end n-now?

i love czech republic only for two reasons:

>prague
>milan kundera

Never again

fuck off Rabbi, go mutilate some dicks or something

tell that to Austrians first, then we will consider joining and destroying both of you from the inside

fuck off Vucic, go join the EU or something

But seriously, i am actually kind of curious what is the general opinion of people (who know it exists) about Czechia. All i see on Sup Forums is memeing.

Do people from around the world see us just as another slavic state (russia 2.0)?

Fuck off nigger, i love czech beer

Hey Czechs!
1968!

I'm sorry but Germany isn't the first choice when it comes to "coming home"

I see you as renegade Germans :3

>from the inside

Takes too long. Better idea:

1. Say we need bigger army to defend against Russia and ISIS.
2. Borrow German and EU money for it.
3. Buy German guns, tanks and shit
4. Recruit everyone
5. Conquer Germany since >german army

R U D E
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fuck off Edi Rama, go paint some buildings or something

>balkan butthurt is this strong
really makes you think

Just a quick word of wisdom for all of youse, filthy balkanites: Czechs do have a unique and flourishing culture. Excellent literature, even better movies, nice classical music.

Unlike just about everything south of the Danube.

Hey Russians!
1918-21!

>catholic balkanlar sucking german lite dick
cringe

Only if you balkanize and we are the biggest guys in empire again.
We can still have bromances like Přemysl Otakar and Friedrich II. if you want

Did toilets exist in Czech Republic and Poland 20 years ago?

Didn't hurt

No idea, we were poor af...but you are probably still using the same toilet from 80s

I am an atheist, baptised Calvinist. Also, I am not fond of pepiks to say the least. But truth is truth.

Thanks for gold tho

Quite sad that majority of them was spend in Chicago

Thats bullshit chart

>I am an atheist

I thougth chechs were atheists

>tfw your great-grandpa sentenced Russian commie scum to death

>believes in a dead kike

Only 10% people are religious but lot of people believe is something(like that there must be something up there etc.) so not really atheists

>Jesus
>Jewish
how little you know, my fedora tipping friend

so basically german

enlighten me greek

>Czechs obliterated beyond recovery

You realise christianity is literally a jewish heresy?

Jew in KJV is translation for judean, not jewish.
Today's jews are mostly khazars.
From the top of my head.

judeans were jews
really makes you think

What?

no, the jews of today claim their religion from the pharisees that also lived in judea
jesus throughout the new testament detests them

Not really...actually we are happy that someone made a thread about us

So thanks fyrombro

>2. Borrow German and EU money for it.
We can just go full "muh shoa" on Austrians for 300 years of oppression

he is right t b h

I made a joke

"I am a Greek" t. Jesus
really makes you think

>has longest coast on the world
>lost a naval battle against a country with no sea access

nah
pepiks are gud lads

kys shitposter