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TED CRUZ AT HIGH VELOCITY edition

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American foods are all shit.

Zainichi

prove it

never had any asian food that I liked honestly

Niggas ready for Uncle Biden tonight

BASEDball

this

h-hi big strong americans and spanish bastardos and FUCKING LEAFERS hehe

PLEASE WATCH OUR SPORT

>ask girl out
>she says yes
>but i can tell she doesn't want to go

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Cuckity cuck, what's up?

Everything is oily and fatty, which makes all Americans no sense of taste.
You import Sushi culture from us, but your Sushi restaurants are all shit. Why? Because you don't have proper taste sense, and this makes you unable to enjoy our original sushi. Your sushi restaurants are showing that Americans have shit taste.

if elected president, I promise mandatory gf legislation for all white anglo male americans

A-am I the same way, Japan-senpai?

>Anglo
kek. chances are you aint even anglo.

Probably some Patty, or German, or Pole

I have a sushi restaurant in town ran by a nipp thats bretty gud

>suffrage reactionarianism
Sounds like a Trump vote to me, shitlord

>anglo

Post pics of puppers and doggos

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CHI

Boo fucking hoo. Get used to it. Stop caring and ask someone else if it doesn't work out.

No canada, you're too fucking british and indian to be like that.

no

Nice vapemen

CA

Canada and Mexico in!
Swedes out!

Where are you from

Do you have a lot of pride for your home state?

yes

i came here from ylilauta

stop raiding my board

do you like steve vai
youtube.com/watch?v=fkHWyMuLDPM

why

Your image board has nicer design than Sup Forums.

qt girls, comfy mountains, GOAT highway and beaches, god tier mexican food

Illinois
No

Rotten to the core. Pretty sure the past few governors are in prison. Chicago is a shit hole and gave birth to Clinton, Obama, Alinsky etc.

charlie is cool gai

i'm already used to rejection, user

>telemarketers

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Please stay polite to our friends from Ylilauta. We are a general of peace and just want some crosscultural meme exchange

this is """your man""""

>get a call from my ISP (which also deals in television subscriptions)
>"hey, we'd like to talk to you about possibly giving you a better deal on your current TV subscription!"
>I don't have a TV
>"ah, I see, well I won't be bothering you anymore then, bye!"
>fast forward a month
>"hey, I'm from [your ISP] and we'd like to upgrade the amount of channels you can get on your TV, free of charge"
>I don't have a TV
>"ah, I see, sorry for that, we'll note that down so you won't get any more calls about that!"
>fast forward 2 weeks
>"hello, I'm from [your ISP] and if you've got the time, I'd like to make your TV watching experience even better!"

Seems about right

CNN is reporting ~24 million last night. RNC night 2 was 19mil.
Full report will come shortly

"succ"

DemExit will come and the Commies will go down

islam needs to be stopped

>eternal anglo
What about me?

New York

Yes, it's the best state and city.

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>Yes, it's the best state and city.
youtu.be/N2dlQEiwg0I

I'm getting calls from my insurance call center since 2013 or so and I either blast Chinese pop music or breathe in the microphone until they hang up every time.

thanks senpai

here

I'll paas

Virginia.
It's okay. Lots of everything. Plenty of work and money floating around.

When I get those kind of phone calls, I always put the phone receiver to the floor, and keep calm.
They end up list me in a black list.

So Germany finally killed himself/got exiled, right?

uh alri lad

i'm with u, always

unfortunately no

Go out with her and if it looks like she didn't enjoy it at the end of the date then don't ask her for a second date.
Also be aware you might be stood up.

okay
Sure

California
Not really. I appreciate the diverse landscapes but otherwise want to live elsewhere (or head up to northern California, at least). I don't feel at home here as a blond.

Anybody worked in telemarketing? Nobody enjoys being that intrusive asshole. That's why they pay you to do it.

>Announcing a report
>On ban evasion
M8...

I thought those jobs also paid like shit, and some did the commission thing.

Northern Cali is the way to go, friend

>spending all your time evading bans

Get a life

>protip: hinging your existence on an asian girl isn't getting a life

Can you post the image again?

OH NO
NOT ME

>defending a shitposter
>implying I didn't announce my report from my neighbors WiFi connection

Sorry you're such a cuck, meigh

Maybe if you look at some more feet pictures you'll forget all about it loser

Guys I think the janny has a crush on me

I make a lot of poo posts and never get banned

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commission work in general is just shit, total shit.

I wanted that google translate image but thanks

I keep trying to do this socializing thing but it keeps blowing up right in my face

wtf I hate autism

I got a similar call like that, but they started it off as advertising a year of internet in a higher package tier to trial run it and replacing my dying modem with a better one, since I had been with them for years and never missed a payment. Then at the very end he tagged on that I'd actually be paying an extra 12 dollars a month for their internet based TV service, and that I'd have to cancel it after that first year because then it would go up to 30 extra dollars a month. Fuckers.

You can ask them to take you off their internal call list for advertisements. I did that with cell carrier and they don't call anymore, will probably do it with internet people since they tried to scam me into giving them more money with a misleading story.

Whoever posted this originally I want you to know I've been spreading your meme for you

sorry wasn't intentional ;-)))))))))

>be friendly
>everyone is suspicious
>be serious
>everybody avoids you
>be an asshole
>everybody hates you
>be all of the above
>they think you're mental
I just don't understand what these people want me to be

doing god's work son

what's memeworthy about a bebechicken

I know. It's common for shitty jobs with low success sales rates for a reason.

I've known some people who sell gym memberships that do really good on commission, but they make commission on top of minimum wage so even if they have a shitty week they'll still make something.

I've been becoming a much more normal and health person over the last few weeks but I still can't do the socializing thing.

I think I'm just born with it

just be yourself and not socially inhibited :)

>I just don't understand what these people want me to be
yourself

literally me

as long as I can make money after college I guess it wont be a big issue

@62683170
your mother is

>people I hang around with joke and say inappropriate things
>try to make similar jokes
>make ass of myself
>go home and drink while worrying they're all gossiping about how you're a pathetic loser

I find myself enjoying Honey bunches of oats less than I used to

Minority here, fear not white man I mean you no harm

Same. I used to love that cereal but haven't eaten it in years now.

do black face to piss people off

if you're black do white face and dress as KKK

Good. The gringos belong to us.

cereal in general has gotten old

its all about oatmeal with sliced fruit

this motherfucker knows

Washington

The only thing I'm proud of about my state is the scenery