/pakigf2016/ edition
/brit/
First for the Gas the Taigs
korean pop
allahu akbar
this
*puts you all out of business*
is it jannys day off or what
business idea:
offer money to elected officials in exchange for granted favours
business idea: rename my business and avoid bankruptcy
*waits for the inevitable deletion of either this thread or the other one*
business idea: fixed the value of money to a tangible good to prevent central banks from causing fluctuation in the money supply
hi form uk!!!
business idea:
sell records of minors engaging in sexual acts via the internet
business idea: monetise a national tragedy
If I were an African American, I would expediently ignore the high rate of black on black murder and set up BLM for the purpose of directing people's attention to the relatively small amount (when compared with the number of blacks killed by other blacks) of blacks killed by white police officers. For no other reason than to incite racial hatred of whites in the hope it will encourage people to kill and remove white people from positions of influence and authority.
Why do blacks make no effort to establish a movement against the killing of blacks by other blacks?
Fight me
this one was here first so it stays you hear me janny?
now be a good lad and go delete the other one
do not post in angus threads
Imagine having poo coloured skin, and there was nothing you could do about it. All day everyday you look, and smell dirty. I think I would become a criminal tbhwyf
>Paki gf
no thanks m8
I don't think you know what you're getting yourself into sunshine
1. Central banks don't cause fluctuations in the money supply, this is a misunderstanding of monetary policy.
2. How is having the moneys supply tied to an exogenous factor that fluctuates with even more volatility any better?
need one
might fetch a rope soon
STOP BARRACKING ME AND HARASSING ME DELIBERATELY
can someone shop the dentists face onto kev walking to the camera
sup hillary
sup donald
business idea: cocaine standard for money
You wanna fucking go lad
don't do it :(
business idea:
sell augmentations for dicks
>Why do blacks make no effort to establish a movement against the killing of blacks by other blacks?
Because that would 1) require admitting that the problem lies within and we all know they dindu nuffin so we can't have that and 2) if they did manage to acknowledge the problem then it would mean a lot of hard work to correct and it not blaming white people for their problems
is this a new type of bed bug?
Kyary
imagine tonguing another mans poo hole
gays are a bit mental 2bh
business idea: immediate expulsion of all Irish and Irish sympathisers from Britain and other commonwealth nations
business idea: supernumerary penises through surgery
>yank education
I reckon her arsehole has been stretched to fuck
dirty bitch
>1. Central banks don't cause fluctuations in the money supply, this is a misunderstanding of monetary policy.
Maybe I chose the wrong word. I meant stop them from growing or shrinking the money supply at all.
Business idea 2: outlaw fractional reserve banking to prevent the money multiplication effect
I could literally beat any here in a fight and I wouldn't just win I would win handily
I could easily fuck each and every one of you pathetic sacks of shit up beyond all recognition
I would have to exercise restraint to not kill you all that's how bad the beating would be
You would literally be in the hospital sucking your meals through a straw and shitting and pissing in a diaper for at least 6 months before you could even muster the strength to leave your hospital bed
Fuck you all
business idea: ban kshit
business idea:
a table that floats
ok m8
the bender poster should literally kill himself
>constantly spams bender editions
>constantly makes them late because he's a fucking mong
>is a fucking bender
>he's a paki transvestite
>on the internet
>on an anime imageboard
>he does it for attention
>he takes his "transition" very seriously
>he does it because it is the only thing he could think of in his pathetic life to garner attention and acceptance
>he posts his podgy, ugly body inf threads he doesn't like and whenever he gets upset he has an asthma attack
>he fedoraposts in threads he doesn't like because they insult Islam, a religion he defends vehemently and follows the Koran down to the letter
>he will never have a real job
>he will never move out of his parent's house, unless it's into a cell
>he will never be at a healthy weight
>he will never know how to cook anything and relies on a fried chicken shop for sustenance
>he will never have a girlfriend
>he will never have any friends
guess who
how dum r they
MMXV innit
enjoy the curve of her spine
>business idea: immediate expulsion of all Irish and Irish sympathisers from Britain and other commonwealth nations
>buy some """"unflavoured""" protein
>try it today with some peanut butter, a banana and some milk
>tastes like utter shit
>have 4.9 more kg to get through
>stop them from growing or shrinking the money supply at all.
They don't. Money supply is determined by the Treasury. Composition of private sector assets is the central bank.
>outlaw fractional reserve banking to prevent the money multiplication effect
No need to outlaw something that doesn't exist. There is no money multiplier. Banks just create credit to anybody and don't need any money in reserve.
bankofengland.co.uk
i could kill you with my bare hands without you so much as leaving a scratch upon me you pathetic spineless yank scrotebag
>religion of peace
your business proposal has been denied
business idea:
a new kind of human that has, instead of a skeleton, a chitin-armour thing
Hello sir
What can I get for you today?
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there is nothing wrong with fractional reserve banking
>protein powder
>ever
just toss it in the bin
Rookie mistake
Always go with vanilla lad
Mixes well with everything
it's called an exoskeleton
>binnie
are you that autist who spams her every chance he gets?
dey doo it bcuz of de wite man puttin dem down!
It doesn't matter which flavour you buy. It still feels like drinking milk with sand in it.
I'm listening...
Your a moran
did tim open the yanks package yet?
business idea: delete 33,000 incriminating emails
you have been selected for testing purposes, good luck
both incredibly good ideas
*takes out fiver*
*teleports behind you*
Ill have a freddo mate please
Business idea: Buy a scanner, and a printer so I can print my own money.
Your understanding of money has been debunked numerous times. Even by the Bank of England (look at the link I gave you).
business idea: send Tim flour and a note that says "anthrax"
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business idea: sell chicken breast as "Solid Chicken Flavoured ready-to-eat Protein" with a 3000% markup
pack of johhnies and some wd-40 please
*squeezes boyfriends bum*
you don't need protein powder
your body can only absorb 30g of protein one sitting anyway
When did he receive another package?
>eating for taste
enjoy your no gains
i'm sure id be very nervous if i had any idea how money worked
i can support this
>tfw 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse
if everyone on /brit/ was put in a steel cage and forced to fight to the death I would easily be the last man standing, genuinely
i sit here sometimes looking at the smart arse posts you little students and neets make and just chuckle to myself because if you ever said anything like that to my face (as if you would dare) you would literally be eating pavement in under a second
this tbqh fám
I hardly ever post her
>go double the speed limit
>get annoyed when someone cuts you off
Too bad MMT is heterodox economics hahahHAHAHAAHAHAHH
business idea: buy a 3d printer, use it to print 3d printers and sell them
that would be pretty terrible 2bh
business idea: marks and spencer but cheaper
that would actually get you arrested haha
If you knew that, you'd be a Jew and swindle the goyim
business idea:
send tim a packet of actual anthrax
business idea: assassinate otto von bismarck
have been tempted once or twice
didn't want to break something in my hand though
twice the speed limit on a road like that? don't think so senpai
everyone else is just moving at a snails pace
I know, I used to have vanilla and chocolate and they were so nice, but the unflavoured one has more protein per gram, I thought how bad could it be? considering I mix it with a load of other stuff I shouldn't be able to taste it
nah I used to make lovely shakes when I had the chocolate ones, tasted like nesquik
I use a blender rather than a shaker
business idea: send tim some toothpaste & toothbrush in a box, with "from the dentist ;)" written on some paper
pssh, they can't touch me, i'm in Iceland
need to get me a duvet lads
The only protein drinks that taste good are the ones with hardly any protein in.
Like these, they taste better than most milkshakes.
business idea: make /brit/ a business idea general where only business ideas can be posted and discussed