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white britain edition

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absolutely HAMMERING it down here in Essex lads

best weather

Is turbojanny on watch?

Does UK get that much snow?

pearson sound

how long do 2 painkillers normally last lads,

sometimes

...

we'll see

korean pop

covered in it now init

we did that year

nice even millimetre

rip harambe

What's going on with Tim and the Police lads?

anyone have the "no chin tim" debate? Where the cute girl calls the beta male that and he gets all red?

Its a uni debate

she says she doesn't want to do x

We'll find out on Monday

Hope we get a proper winter this year, well as far as winters go in the UK anyway.

I miss living in based based Dales of North Yorkshire, all the seasons there were nice. I'm living in the shit tier South East for the moment and I hate it. Wiltshire was nice though.

scotland: who cares, northern savages dance about in the rain in skirts and so no information is to be had about the weather
the north: yes, it snows sometimes when the acid rain isn't falling
wales: the great celtic allies have their fair share
the south: snow is rare, and when it does snow, it is light. god save the queen

yanks are remaking peep show lads

Fuck off Matt

Because the elders declared him the next king, have some respect

Fun fact: the king used to be just called "sir", until Henry the 8th made it mandatory to call him "Your majesty"

can't wait

maybe it'll be good this time

>we love the unique style of this show
>just need to make some small changes so it's the exact same as every other sitcom

Bus turds

vomit inducing
all Yank remakes are terrible

oh FUCK OFF

>it's a coworkers think we're 'friends' episode

why do people do this

Bus turd

agree with this. we already make better television than the brits anyway, no need to remake their shite.

S ️L ️I ️G ️S
L L
I ️ ️ ️ ️ ️I
G ️ ️ ️ ️ ️ ️G
S ️ ️ ️ ️ ️ ️ ️ ️ ️ ️S

What about New England? It's better than regular England

youtube.com/watch?v=8Yredc3ayOE

yank peep show, the first try

I believe in God, the Father almighty,
creator of heaven and earth.

I believe in Jesus Christ, God’s only Son, our Lord,
who was conceived by the Holy Spirit,
born of the Virgin Mary,
suffered under Pontius Pilate,
was crucified, died, and was buried;
he descended to the dead.
On the third day he rose again;
he ascended into heaven,
he is seated at the right hand of the Father,
and he will come to judge the living and the dead.

I believe in the Holy Spirit,
the holy catholic and apostolic Church,
the communion of saints,
the forgiveness of sins,
the resurrection of the body,
and the life everlasting. Amen.

the yank version of world domination is a bit better i'd say

>Dobby is grinding on Mark
>He drops trou and fucks her like a stallion in heat
>heh nothin personell babe
>walks down the stairs
>winks at his ex and her new bf
>his ex swoons and her new bf starts crying
>walks out of the building with rock music playing

Was carnage in Brighton. Way more than a millimeter.

Entire city ground to a halt for 3 days as every road was impassible. Even the buses stopped.

I slipped over 3 times that week while walking to work.

Was my first year living in Brighton and I knew no one. Walked outside my flat at the same time someone else did.

We both 'alri' each other then made snow balls to throw at the buses.

Then I helped build this snowman with a load of randomers. It was about 7 feet tall.

Fucking love snow. Brings communities together.

this is what it's come to

*sighs*

is this still your xbox?

Cockroaches

yodellayeehoooo

>yodel

no it's a graphics card

did a DNA test and found out im 20% askhenazi jewish lads

I FUCKING HATE MUSLIMS FUCK THOSE DISGUSTING INSECTS

post arse

been a while desu

Gib shekels

please tell me this is a joke

Why does everyone consume so much american media?

Cant imagine what it would feel like to live in an irrelevant country, even UK and Australia are pretty irrelevant compared the US

shagged the homemade fleshlight again

pure raw animal aggression

Even DPD let me down today baka

hi how are ya

this problem with yodel has been going on for a week desu

disgusting

you're disgusting

poor baby
youtube.com/watch?v=i9-eVdx9Nxo

anaemic bait

can you roll your r's lads

could never do it until i started learning welsh

...

Get one on your mtDNA and find out whether you're an instajew

Could barely do it before but I'm getting better at it from learning Russian

>[Tim]- So whats our next move?
>[Tim's teddies]- You tell me
>[Tim]- We gotta get off this rock Ted, get back to the mainland. Whatever the hell is going on here its bad.
>*Both glace at the dentist, and psychiatrist*
>[Tim]- Don't worry partner, they're not gonna catch us
>[Tim's teddies]- That's right we're too smart for them.
>[Tim]- Yeah we are aren't we.
>Camera pans toward the dentist, and psychiatrist walking towards Tim, before panning back
>[Tim]- This place makes wonder.
>[Tim's teddies]- Yeah, whats that, boss?
>[Tim]- Which would be worse - to live as a monster, or to die as a good man?
/brit/ kino

Yeah
guaranteed paki if you cant

>until i started learning welsh

what on God's green earth would possess someone to do such a thing?

Angela Merkel's open-door policy towards immigrants fleeing Middle East war zones will, in the long run, make Germany safer from terrorist attacks.

By showing compassion to hundreds of thousands of Muslim refugees, the German Chancellor has sent a message to the world that Germany is not at war with Islam.

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>millimeter

Fuck off yank

Is there anything wrong with peeing in the sink?

Its so incredibly easy and saves water. I can't think of anything better

She may have a horrible disease but she's still a narcissist.

but I thought ISIS weren't muslim?

>peeing
fuck off yank

who can get behind this? doesn't she care about the thousands of people affected by the attacks?

when is the next german election?

>you will never go to primary school
>you will never move on to secondary school and banter with the lads
>you will never see qt school girls in their school outfits
>you will never join a club team
>you will never play 5 a side with your mates until dinner time
>you will never come home to your mum cooking up a full roast
>you will never be able to drink with the parents around the table at a younger age because drinking laws are less strict
>you will never finger you first bird in crawley
>you will never go off to uni and shag a bird during freshers week
>you will never go to pubs, then clubs until 6am and do it again the next night
>you will never have a lads night out and laugh as Deano gets too wankered to pull.
>you will never have foreskin
>you will never be british

fuck being a yank

/abc/ died off quickly
The last few posters are inviting Russians

Business idea: Narcissism.

500 years ago people were dying in the streets with black plague. green slime dripping from their asses in the streets everywhere.

What's an instajew?

literally for the bants

business idea: crowdfunded mass suicide in the name of Allah

business idea: foreign pop music

business idea: the home computer

Nope. i've saved over 10000 litres in toilet flushes in the past 3 years

>school outfits
Uniforms*

Also FOY and such

what is the EU?

>Tinder profiles with zero bio

They don't like to make it easy, do they lads?

they're literally related, she has a problem with self moderation of compulsions

>green slime dripping from their asses

me

it really is funny how Sup Forums has made it possible for some yanks to understand british culture so well. its so hard to actually explain it to the typical yank.

I went to school in yankland and I had to wear a uniform desu lad

no

Jewish on the female line makes you automatically Jewish under talmudic doctrine

You're a bit late to market mate, see Youtube/Instagram.

>Forty-four people have been killed in a massive bombing in the Kurdish-controlled city of Qamishli in north-east Syria, Syrian state TV reports. The blast was caused by a truck bomb which struck near a Kurdish security headquarters, according to a UK-based monitoring group.

another attack caused by the divisive rhetoric of farage and drumpf

Drinking a fizzy water

So I could be a kike is what you're saying?

sounds like me on a saturday night haha!

just done a cheeky order off dnm

could not give less of a shit

Worst thing you've ever said while trying to be funny?

I once replied to my gf saying she loved me with
>Of course you do

yanks are more British than the British desu

find it amazing that assad hasn't been assassinated

mad respect to the lad