What does Sup Forums think of this country?

what does Sup Forums think of this country?

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Never heard of it.

sorry, don't like

I am a France-boo, I really like it, it's just a pity that they are paying the consequences now of allowing and giving nationality to millions of muslims thinking they are equal than us.

I will always remember France as white, Catholic, classy, with good movies and food and comfy landscapes

sagre bleu

franse a shit

I second this. Everything that is actually french gives me a massive boner, and I'm very sad when I look at Paris or Marseille.

>France will never ever be again like in the movies of Godard
>it will be more and more like in the movie of La Haine

when did France lose la grandeur?

Cool country, shitty people.

Best friends.

France and ANZACS are my favorite countries

Way too socialist. France's tax rate is criminal.

Cool people, shitty country.

WHY ????

Agreed with this Putain de Murrican.

t. Mahmahoud living on welfare

It's the same in a lot of countries in Europe (Spain and Germany I know it for sure) the tax pressure is just so high

Would you guys support lower taxes and reduced social handouts?

Absolutely

Can't hate cousins but they should do something to fix their muslim problems.

Yes. We need more weapons too.

Pussies and backstabbers and Muzzies.

>Hours since last terrorist attack

Depends on what they cut.

Thought the 75 percent thing is gone

you mean England

the motherfucking IRPF, I saw a payslip where a person earned 2400€ but because of this communist IRPF that person gets only 1600€, -800€ just because

Come on, don't carry your anger on our bros.

Not even the shadow of what it used to be, De Gaulle must be rolling in his grave.

>tfw Finlandboo
>tfw Finns hate your country

>be France
>get liberated in 1944 by the US and Britain
>21 years later
>leave NATO
>kick US troops out
>move closer to USSR
>veto UK entry into EEC
Le perfidious frogs

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cucked to the bone

the republic was a mistake

Alright so with all the respect I owe to the allied soldiers who fought and died in France, you didn't liberate us for our beautiful eyes, you only did it because USSR was marching east and could've got us under control, and also because most of Europe owed you money.

some time ago: a nice country (though the ones living in Paris known to be more pretentious than any other french)
now: a country that is a few steps from becoming a shithole because muh progresiveness, tons of niggers and teorrorists

Republic was a mistake, make Kingdom great again

why do they like Trump so much and did they really hack Hillary's emails?

This seriously, France started its downfall with the fall of the King.

bu bu bu, you killed da kangz n shiieettt, no turning back now

>be france
>get imposed amgot plan in 1944
>suez crisis
>USA threatens you of retaliation if you don't stop your venture with UKbros and jewbros against the soviet backed egyptians
>understand that NATO only exists to benefits the USA
>leave NATO
>UK decide to align itself with american policies
>block UK from entering the EU
>anglos are mad

you are the bad guys in case you didn't notice

you can take back your Bourbons from Spain, they are all yours

>it wasn't purely humanitarian
>s-so I guess it doesn't count
Typical French response. Do we not owe you for the Revolutionary War because you were using us to get back at Britain?

>big ears
>big nose

Yea, I think he's ours

>Typical French response. Do we not owe you for the Revolutionary War because you were using us to get back at Britain?
Then we're equal, now stop bitching. Do you hear us crying because you barely aknowledge our help during your revolution ?
Nah there's a treaty, they cannot access the french throne.

No thanks, don't listen to the Vendéens. You're more than welcome to get rid of them given the numbers of scandal they get involved into.

only real ally desu

the difference between those conflict was that we didn't have to intervene

A nice country with a vibrant and interesting history undergoing significant issues in recent times.

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>Le perfidious frogs
Let me only one night with your wife and you will see what it really means :^)

>implying I'm from Vendée

Fun fact is that most of Spanish are completely unaware of Spanish Bourbons zizi scandals. The only one who remains loyal (for the moment) to his wife is the actual Felipe King, we will see how long it lasts.

I am a fan, and I wish they would stop getting BTFO by terrorist against every day

really do you love them...? here nobody thinks about them, only people say that they are arrogant like a shit

Rare version of the Dutch flag

This

The French revolution was the bloodiest most fedora-fueled spectacle ever.

All ya'll froglads should've chilled and had some cake.

old friends, cunts, and qt girls

I obviously meant depends on what social handouts they cut in order to reduce the taxes. I don't think we should cut health, education or defense we're pretty bad on all of them already.

I obviously dislike the IRPF, who fucking doesn't?

J'aime le française pêh

I'm a frenchboo too and they're literally arrogant like shit. They'll be arrogant even if they like you.

Parisian here
We are not all leftist cunt

>All ya'll froglads should've chilled and had some cake.
Yes, Marie-Antoinette. I thought we had your head, tho.

People need to realise that if the left gets such a high score in Paris, its because the 18e, 19e, and 20e, are voting in masse for it, most of the other arrondissement are voting right.

>I'm a frenchboo
You're not. Nobody is. Except some Japanese people maybe.

French people aren't arrogant like the cliché say... Maybe It was true a century ago, Idk.

Or maybe It's just English propaganda, that silly people believe.

We have left you, because we didn't like leftists. You would only get our favour by accepting Marion, decentralisation and going back to the old provinces for instance

This is bullshit. Most French, or even Francophones like Québecois, fully believe that their culture, literature, art, food, history, etc, are superior to everyone, or almost everyone else, at worst they begrudingly admit that they might have a few equals in the above categories.

This is what we call smug arrogance

I like when you do blockbusters like "Taxi" or "13th nieghbourhood(?...but you get which I mean probably)",
Actually I like your "good" movies too, like "Hate" (that one with black guy, arab and jew from suburbs who pretty much are chatting all the time).
I like brie cheese too,

Cheers

I love it but I'm worried about its future and I don't know what to do

The best country in Europe desu

Love their culture

Will be dead in your lifetime

Ill miss them the most ;_;

>their culture, literature, art, food, history, etc, are superior to everyone, or almost everyone else

Where is the arrogance, if it's 100% true?

Okay let's do this

> Be US
> Be armed, financed, receive several tens of thousand of french troops and the french navy by France during the war of Independance
> France wins at Yorktown
> Lafayette
> French revolution
> US deciding to make friend with UK again and seizing french boats
> complain when the french corsaires ripost and attack their boats
> ask for peace, beg for Napoléon to sold them Louisiana
> Betray UK and declare war to them
> Washington is in fire

>Where is the arrogance, if it's 100% true?
Saying this like a young peacock; this is arrogance.

Maybe should you learn tempérance, young man.

Evil bastards responsible for creating Quebec

You mean for discorvering Canada, conquering Canada, and then be stolen by filthy english, who deported the first canadian settlers who were established in Acadie ?

Best

English dindunoffin

This

This. Even if they genuinely like or are interested in your country, they will do it like orientalists liked Asia. French hispaboos here are basically neo-orientalists in fact.

I can only agree

>be french
>wake up and sniff armpits
>"honhonhon not smelly enough je pense, c'est unacceptable honhonhon"
>rub crushed garlic all over yourself to rectify this
>bus drivers are on strike again, ride bicycle to work
>accidentally enter sharia zone
>shaved twirly, effeminate moustache yesterday so look like a little boy
>dutifully accept your government-mandated anal penetration
>apologise to muhammed, abdul and faisal for not enjoying it enough, promise to do better next time
>finally get to work
>clock in
>surrender hard for 45 minutes
>clock out
>go on strike for having to work 15 minutes longer than usual
>get blown up on the way home

I'm not even mad about it when you guys accept it, to be honest. You're just like that.

something called Frannce and different to France I know

It's refreshing to find someone who accept it or at least understand it. French people always had a problem with reality, that's why we are a nation of Poets and Mathematicians after all ...

>be french
>surrender to your alarm clock
>wake up
>have cold meat for breakfast because you already surrendered to your oven, stove and microwave
>pretend to brush teeth
>practise surrendering to yourself in the mirror
>spend three hours trying to cross the road because you keep surrendering to the traffic
>finally get to work
>surrender to your boss
>surrender to your clients
>surrender to head office
>surrender to germany in 1940
>go home
>surrender to yet another terrorist attack
>surrender to the government
>get tired
>surrender to your bed

But it's true. Our literature and food are unmatched. Our history is among the very best. Our art, while not as good as Italy, is more than relevant. Etc.

>implying I will read all this

Obviously you know nothing about French people or Québécois, except memes.

>fully believe that their culture, literature, art, food, history, etc, are superior to everyone, or almost everyone else

It's absolutely wrong. We maybe think that all this shit is pretty high cultured, civilised. But not the best in the world.
Not "superior to everyone" It's false.

We are just... Proud of our culture, science.
Can we? Is it allowed by our Anglos, propaganda masters?

>be french
>go outside
>get blown up
>go to work
>get blown up
>go to school
>get blown up
>go to the movies
>get blown up
>declare war on germany
>surrender
>go to nice
>get run over by a truck

>tfw no french gf
French literally gives me a boner, its like +1 extra point in the 10 scala for me

Culture de français est beaucoup riche, mais le francophone citoyens sont perhaps overly proud. C'est ne propaganda pas toujours pêh

(Desolé pour ma français, j'apprends)

I'm not him but I kinda started this whole debate and I should mention I never said anglos are not arrogant. They clearly are.

>be french
>be an effeminate manlet
>have a stupid moustache
>smell of garlic
>never brush your teeth
>be bad at war
>speak a girly language
>bathe in olive oil
>ex-colonies are all shitholes
>try to kill yourself
>get beheaded instead

Will the Islamic Caliphate of France ever be able to recover?

I understand. Maybe should you meet some french people, IRL tho. Sup Forums Isn't really representative of our population; as for your.

>Maybe should you meet some french people

Agreed. Thanks for being honest.
It really depends of the person, tho.
Exactly like in your cunt I guess; or in mine.

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Worst intelligence agencies.

I hope you're drunk, because nothing besides that can excuse you.

Besides that, pretty good French, but you exaggerate too much your accent and your voice (but It was for the joke, yeah).