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ameriqts

*walks into new thread*

*blasts a giant diarrhea on the floor*

Is it considered a rude thing if I call you a Trump supporter when you are actually a supporter of the Republican Party?

some people might take offense to it

Yes but don't worry, it's become a fun new activity to anger Cruz-missiles and the other religious crazies and far-rightists in the Republican Party.

too much ass

Just call them conservative or something

cum lol

interracial sex is not wrong

Does it because there is a stereotype by Americans that Tramp supporters are all idiots?

was going to respond to ireland but then it turned out to be italy
really dodged a bullet there haha

there is a stereotype that all Americans are stupid

yes

I recently saw this in one of my local supermarkets, I wondered what it was for a while until I realized that the people working there don't get exposed to much sunlight, and because of our brown skin we actually need more sunlight than white people to be healthy, so this was installed as a replacement of sorts in order to prevent employee sickness (which cuts into their profit margins)

very interesting

>Mexican people literally get sick from not getting enough sunlight
CMTSU

...

I disagree

I have no words

I got my wisdom teeth out on monday, and i've eaten nothing but ice cream, yogurt, and egg salad from a blender. Whats going ot happen to my poos

we're all in ABC lads haha

question for yanks

is america full of whites who pretend to be native american through muh heritage? like in this vid:

youtube.com/watch?v=BZFY0dqC0Ks

at 0:43

or are they genuinely native american? what is the deal?

jk I follow her on instagram

You can get some benefits if you have a certain amount of Native American ancestry. That's about the only reason people go on about muh native blood

youtube.com/watch?v=JMEEdFz0d7Q

What are girls from Ottawa like? Girl in the video is qt

Shit taste senpai.

no 'we' aren't """lad"""

Yeah and she had really cute slender hands.
I mean you know that deep down inside the Japanese despise every foreigner the have to serve but her fake smile was really cute as well and I would have bet 20k yen that she is sporting some KAWAII as fuck toes in her trainers.

(whoops didn't refresh to see the new thread xDD)

doesn't australia do something similar? i remember seeing a screenshot of a bunch of students who got free shit because of their abo blood and most of them were 100% white

Mr. Macucu

I don't know I'm not an expert on the Australian welfare system fucknuts

>Ngapuhi, Aotearoa, Bundjalung, Spanish & Irish

lol

also, what the fuck is going on with the kid's nostrils at 1:08

Marina tho

oh ok, interesting

did not see that, proper pulsating, fuck

He looks like he has quite a bit of native blood desu

then you're worthless, get the fuck out of my face

is that a negative ass

It's going to be squishy diarrhea

you're joking

Its actually a big problem for brown people living in northern countries, you whites, especially nords have such pale skin that even a small amount of sunlight is enough for your body, however since our skin was designed to protect ourselves from sunburn and shit because we're from sunlight rich environments we can not, its like the difference between emptying a bucket of water in a bottle and a cup of similar size, the cup will retain more water since its opening is larger than the bottles'.

lol

I heard that poop is mainly consisted by dead/live bodies of bacteria. According this fact, your poop should be ok.

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wat r u listening 2 /cum/-chan ?

youtube.com/watch?v=5m72IlI5UTs

idk about the food but if they gave you painkillers to take you might get constipated, it happened to me

DNC stream

>get home from work
>gf falls asleep on couch
>decide to take tablet into bathroom for a nice fap
>front door buzzer sounds off
>dog is terrified of this noise
>dog starts barking up a storm
>know that gf isn't going to get up to see what it is
>sigh
>hope I don't get blue balls
>flush under pretense of having been taking a shit
>toss on some clothes
>trudge up stairs
>probably our retarded neighbors locking themselves out again
>open door
>"Hi, we're taking a survey of the neighborhood and--"
>"Yeah, I'm not down for a survey, have a good one."
>close door in face
>go back downstairs
>dog just starting to settle down
>gf awake
>fap ruined
>at least I didn't get blue balls

they gave me some, but I haven't taken them. I've been taking motrin and amox but I honestly can't feel any pain

the sound of my air conditioner

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didn't read a single word of this

hey we should do that plug.dj shit again
who in?

do it mayne

>gf
never post here again

>step outside for the first time to pick up an arizona iced tea
>105 outside

Tu es

卧槽 what did i just watch

my future wife

alright might set one up in a bit

in the state of virginia someone commits suicide every eight hours

sound of this
youtube.com/watch?v=HPrffFrLFik

How is it?

I can and I will.

not enough

Standing here

*stares at the clock*

insipid

That's not always true. I saw one documentary a while back where the tribe would expell some members because they basically didn't like the people. They said you aren't a member of our tribe and now they don't get tribe bux anymore. Thryre better off that eay anyhow cause they woul just end up spending the money on boose if they actually got it.

when is it your turn?

>no "/"s in the title
Honey, you have GOT to get it together

Assuming every male does masturbation one per day.
There are 7.4 billion people on the earth as of now.
Half of the population are males. 30% of the males are too young or too old, but some people do masturbation two or three times per day, so the both cancel each other.
2 mL of semen comes out at one time according to WHO.


7.4 billion / 2 x 2 mL = 7,400,000 L per day
1 day = 86,400 secs
85.6 L per sec (38.8 gal per sec)

I want to dive this semen pool.

cum is the only bearable thread on int, no joke

How wasted are you?

excellent post

>cum is the only bearable thread on int

>7.4 billion / 2 x 2 mL
Umm, that's the whole human population, not just the men, also why 2 x 2 ? And some men don't masturbate daily (talking about the ones that aren't too young or too old)

granted i dont know the language for most of them

but the swedish one at least is godawful, too many retards who can't relax and go full sperg

threadly reminder that my opinions > your opinions

>everyone can understand /cum/
>there are foreigners who just lurk and read our shit all day

>Mexican education

7.4 billion = whole human population
7.4 billion / 2 = whole male population
7.4 billion / 2 x 2 mL = semen qty per day

>some men don't masturbate daily
I want to believe they are extremely rare, but let's say... if we assume that half males don't masturbate daily, we still have 42.8 L of semen per sec.

thats always going to happen

you now realize that us posters are a small minority and there's loads of people who simply visit to read and laugh at our posts

f-fucking normies

Actually masturbating daily is uncommon
Most people do it maybe 1-3 times a week

The same thing occurs in Japanese thread.
There are a certain number of Japanese posters having mental issues. Plus, too many trip fags. Can't relax at all.

Hi buds im back

shit, funs over

Welcome back friend

no fucking joke, it's the same thing with the autistic swedes, they're obnoxious.

I have asperger diagnosis and even I think they're too much

wel/cum/ back

How are you today bud? I had a pretty busy day and I'm trying to get sleepy now

there are definitely some nutjobs in here

Oh shit, I forgot / is also a symbol for division, sorry my nip friend, continue with your extreme bukkakke fantasy.
And yeah, I'd say that the amount of men who masturbate multiple times a day, the ones who only fap once a day, and the ones who fap only twice a week or so is about equal, same for ejaculation during actual sex.

who, besides lmm?

I'm an autistic nutjob, don't get too comfortable around me

couple years, maybe

Doing gud
Just got back from work and now I'm snuggled into my bed shitposting on /cum/ and waiting from my gf to bring me home some burgers

>gf

you're no bud of mine

Sorry pal
If I could give u a gf I would