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commonwealth edition

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karen

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big line of ketamine

korean pop

Going to bed lads, someone tuck me in? :3

me at the top

kids are only jews if the mother is desu

good lad

Japanese pop

Good thread.

not an argument

going to destroy myself with drugs once and for all

Can I get good at chess if I'm sort of dumb?

tfw no ivanka gf

where can i find a girl like this

she converted when she married him I believe

fashion shows

the french poster is here

she's not ethnically Jewish though

at the end of a BBC

You can't :D

tunbridge wells

before I thought relationships weren't really useful and that tfw no gf meme was just made up by virgins but being in a relationship with a woman i really like saved me tbH. would have probably kms if it wasn't for her

on the floor of a smack den

friend called me a weirdo because I don't speak to people today

didn't reply

I JUST REALIZED HOW BAD OF AN IDEA BREXIT WAS.

UNDO IT

what song is this lads, I think its a classical anthem or something

apologies for my awful whistling

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seriously considered going off the deep end a few times. Too much of a pussy desu.

post toot

i'm the opposite

had a bad relationship and it seriously destroyed my outlook on life and am more likely to kms than before

i live in tunbridge wells AMA

exceptional post

I used to live near tunbridge wells ama

literally naked in bed right this second

my gaff

where's the arrow pointing?

I vow to thee my country maybe

the floor

are there any wells there?

doin a listen to hiyi puffy amiyumi

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thats not a question

what town? tonbridge?

about to start wanking but all that pop i drank earlier is now making me need a wee so im aborting

used to live in hemel desu

>Trump has had an account on Reddit for about 5 minutes and has been given gold 32 times already

Donald tr*mp officially confirmed as Reddit

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i might end up fucked up if this relation crash though. but for now even if it hasn't been going for long it's still very nice and everyday I'm glad about it

no but there is a "tun" of bridges

was a wee little village

I'm sorry to hear that

yes

ahahahahaahaha 4 g0d

>Sky Sports will start showing the Chinese league

Ahh yes, very impressive

Just ate a full tub of lemon sorbet lads.

the absolute madman hes gone and done it

Nice flag. What does it mean

>that image
>Commonwealth edition

Here's an appropriate poem, written by Harold Wood of Ontarion just prior to his departure for the war from which he would never return.

"Why should we fight" he asked me,
"'Cause England is at war?
Why are they fighting now, Dad,
What are they fighting for?
What does it mean to you, Dad,
To babes, and mum, and me?
The Germans won't come here
From away across the sea.
So why should you go there, Dad,
And leave us here to cry?
Is it cause England owns us?
Is that the reason why?"
His eyes look widely at me,
I tightly held my son,
And this is how I answered,
His questions one by one.

"We fight when England calls us,
For in her sacred keep
The ashes of our fathers
Lie in her soil asleep.
And many times for England
They fought that she'd be free,
And they are part of England,
And so, my son, are we.
And some may pass her by, lad,
And some may scorn her hand,
But we must be forever
A part of that fair land.
For everything we have son,
That's good and fine and just
Was washed in British blood
And given to us on trust.

"And we must keep that trust, son,
Against the force of greed.
And fight beside old England
Whenever she's in need.
And once again she's calling
Across the Empire wide,
And all her Empire answers:
"You'll find us at your side"
Oh yes, we're owned by England,
But we own England, too,
As you are part of me son,
And I am part of you"

>that massive spike in The_Donald subscribers just to downvote the Trump post

>Newfoundland
thought that was part of canada

i read that it was our flag when in the commonwealth but i dont think thats true

Hope Tim stays safe.
Is it possible to make a full recovery from paranoid schizophrenia?

bet they're getting paid to do it haha

fugg this makes me crave some lemon drizzle

going to get mummy to buy me some tomorrow

dumb pirate frogposter

conflicting answers

who do i believe??

>lots of /brit/ are from tunbridge wells
the memes are true haha

tim is way too far gone lad

hmm

>I Vow to Thee, My Country

Yes that's the one lad, thanks

What a beautiful song, I would love to hear this played by an orchestra

>know ANYTHING about reddit or the_donald
off yourself runt

all me tbf

>reddit drama

lower than runt behaviour. kys.

good post

>he doesn't think taxation should be moved away from income tax/NI contributions/spending and towards wealth/land/capital gains and negative externalities

enjoy the good times whilst they can because not only is the grass always greener no matter if you're single or in a relationship, if things go to shit after you're happier than ever you'll hit a lower point than ever before

i've adopted permanent apathy, don't involve myself with any women at all and don't get any attention except for those who want to use me in some way so it suits me fine

very good leaf post

I liked that. Thank you

Reminder to FOST

he'll answer 2 or 3 questions then leave after an hour, same as all big celebs

>girl
questionable

reddit is brilliant

been on Sup Forums for something like 7-8 years now and you get bored of it

i live in tunbridge wells there are fucking wells, hipsters bottle it. the 'tun of bridges' is tonbridge which has 7

listening to memewave
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tom

not sure i believe you now

tom

fellow kent lads :)

>9000 comments already


Jesus christ.

too much pirates in this general, it needs more diversity

>we have found a new land
>i guess we should name it "newfoundland" now

Me too. I'd heard it before but first saw the name in civ 5

I was

I have no idea how to reddit, but I'm waiting for something to happen

it's not my first relation. My first gf was in a relationship with me for a good 3 years and we broke up on a mutual interest (fueled by me tho, for reasons I won't really talk about) and yeah I felt really really bad for some months but at the times I was too focused on uni and doing opis in my free time to care about it much. I still talk to my ex sometimes and sometimes I miss her but not much. But this girl bruv... I think nothing will go wrong honestly

FOJF

a fucking roach

Mr. Trump,
Everyday, when I leave my Manhattan office, I stop to have a friendly talk with our front desk/security manager, Larry. Larry is an African-American man in his early 50’s, a lifelong democrat, and of the true “salt of the earth” character that makes this city and, indeed, this country, great.
For the past few months, Larry has talked almost exclusively about the election and routinely expressed fear and doubt about you as a candidate. Today, however, for the first time, Larry said that he “liked how Trump sounded today” and now thinks "this guy could win”.
Mr. Trump, if you were to speak to Larry, a working class African-American man in his 50’s, what would you tell him as to why he should vote for you? I promise I'll pass it along to him tomorrow.
Also, are we having the victory party in front of Trump Tower in November?

what subreddits do you browse? I use soccer mainly and thats about it
cant really call myself a redditor

ok can we just do a quick register

i'm from tunbridge wells. any other kentish say where you are

Glad you guys liked it. It's always been a favourite of mine

>''what shall we call our country''
>''I know''
>A FUCKING TURKEY