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the average brit edition

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toot poster is sleeping

Liverpool v Chelsea soon lads

give us a pickup line lads, I'm stuck

Average Yonk breeding pair

More like Liverpoo v Chelshite

Thailad?

What are you doing in America?!?

i want thai on my stick

>you the aussie on hols

nah, just like walking

my Chakras are in trouble lad

Should be fun nonetheless
It's practically down the street from my house

>the tube goes halfway into england

very interesting

hahaha i knew you were thai! i'm knot obviously hahaha

fuck off

think I'll use this

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Prentious meter is off the charts, third eye is FURIOUS

>you and the lads are pakis
no surprise here haha

Get bent, paki filth

>did a very big cum to gay porn earlier (first time wanking to it)

>the felt instantly disgusted with myself, i still do a little bit

Bender

fedora poster haha

don't worry about it mate so did i

piss off cunts

me on the far right with the hitler mustache

ABC
ABC
ABC

is the dude with the glasses mark heimbach or whatever it is btw

me on the far end of the spectrum

wont even consider going to this thread.

would rather go down with the /brit/ ship. I'm loyal to our f

m.youtube.com/watch?v=_l3oUjAN1IA
IT'S HAPPENING

can it with this shit gimmick of i'll fucking chin you

A-are you okay?

fuck off

what is there to nuke
that big rock?

what would you even do at that point? you'd be utterly fucked if you lived in a capital city

just have a cuppa and wait for the end desu

>A-are
fuck off reddit Sup Forums faggot. literally fuck off and never come back. this abc shit is fucking retarded

i love this photo

Ayers rock.

Not ulu-poo

Lads I'm a bit miffed by the fact that the woman I want to make my pornfu strictly does lezza sex

Was hoping to see her take bbc t b h

Seriously underestimated how hot and blindingly bright working on the roof of a commercial building would be. Got absolutely cooked today and my eyes hurt. When I got down off the roof it took about 15 minutes for walls I knew were white to stop looking pink.

Love my new job though, pays better than my last job, better coworkers than my last job (no niggers from the project standing around talking shit all day). Reckon I'll try to stick with HVAC for a while lads.

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lol didnt read

h-hey /brit/

you are one of the best posters in /brit/

Stop trying to take our BBC you tory

really?

roofing is legit like the worst trade you can have for that reason.

>he works manual labour

Roof wanker loves his roofs

just blew some boomer faggot the fuck out on /o/. give us an upvote

get sunglasses
it can do serious damage to your eyes

I'm not doing roofing, I'm doing HVAC (heating and air conditioning)

But yea the heat and brightness sucks. The shit they put down on commercial roofs just reflects all the light into your eyes. Tomorrow I'm bathing in sunblock and bringing my aviators, reckon I'll be alright.

Ye I've got some I just didn't find out I had this job until yesterday afternoon and didn't think to bring them.
Tomorrow I'll be doing residential calls though so probably no roof work.

I am saving your photo.

post velas there

you can literally sunburn your corneas. photokeratitis is what it is called. I got it when I was skiing once and I laid in bed for the next 3 days with my eyes shut actually wishing for death

>tfw photophobia

literally have to squint whenever its not dark

have mono lads. throat burns so bad

get UV protected, polarised sunglasses.

do not wear sunglasses that are not polarised.

how do all of these absolute melts not wear sunglasses in bright conditions?

Non polarized would be better than nothing

sunglasses make you look like a twat. I never wear them and have never had any problems

>horny
>have a wank
>suddenly feel disgusted by women and want nothing to do with them and think how useless they are

me naked on the floor

lauren southern is a kike

I have ray-ban.com/usa/sunglasses/RB3025 MALE 082-aviator classic-gold/805289114567

Reckon they'll hold me over alright? They do fine when I'm driving.

who is the cyan stag?

>$200

I forgot how the (((sunglasses))) industry worked

i remember when i was 17

>he has to defend himself against the sun

They were a christmas present from mummy a few years ago 2bh

>how useless they are
um try again sweety

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>the sun

northerner here
what's that?

Thinkin' bout just flying over the England for "pleasure" and simply never leaving, at least not anytime soon.

I figure your local American restaurants are in need a real American who can grill legit burgers if all else fails.

stop posting this niggershit you useless cancuck

have smashed my S3 a thousand times and it has not cracked yet

what is this magic

>simply never leaving

Best of luck lad I don't think that'll be the outcome

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they should be fine. the big, big thing is having them 100% UV protecting. that's the damaging stuff. polarisation reduces the glare, so they're better for environments where you can experience eye damage due to the power of the light exposure rather than the sutble UV damage.

basically just never ever wear glasses that do not protect your eyes 100% from UV.

Why not? I possess more skills than the average muzzie, and they seem to get enough benefits to put them on par with our niggers.

>the south of england is nicer than normandie in france

Why even bother being french 2bqh

wog detected

>that tiny spot in maine

WHITE

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Me trying to drive home after work

New Hampshire m8

Sounded like you were planning on not doing it legally lad

enjoy going blind at the age of 30

normandy is rightfully british anyway

The whole of france is rightfully British but those thieving frogs won't hand it over

can I rip off the keys of my laptop
there's something stuck under one

I'm not. I'm actually running from the law and don't have much to lose. I lived in North London for a year in 1996 with my father (there on business), so I'm familiar with the area.

you start to notice damage over time. i really need to start wearing mine more desu.

*imagines being a yank*
*throws up after a bout of extreme laughter*

gotta stop myself from imagining that haha

Just writing a Rick and morty script

Rick :Fart bacon. Burp
Morty : kittens ninjas Fart burp
Rick : 90s references
Morty : burp reddit

Alright lad, best of luck with that :)

Although if the police are looking for you they'll tell the airports.

IGPOO

delete this post please.

>Americans think they can just get a skilled job while in the country illegally
>why yes i do posses more skills than the average muzzie

Off yourself, you 1/259th irishman.

Those are very good sunglasses I have the same pair except the large size because my head it gigantic haha

Nah, I'm crossing into Mexico, then flying from there. Thanks for the luck. I'll have a warrant for my arrest within a week, plenty of time to pack up and get to the border.

They probably do tbf

muslims are useless as fuck

do you like Haruki Murakami?
me : No