Why am I not American like the cool kids?
I want to be American.
Why am I not American like the cool kids?
Isaiah Morgan
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Asher Richardson
dont bother its overrated
Blake Sanders
anything but a leaf would do
Colton Gutierrez
canada is way better than those americunts, i'll tell you that
Chase Stewart
anyway as soon as you come here youll probably latch on to your old identity
i did it pretty fast since i didnt really choose to come here but itll probably happen to you too
then again canadians are basically americans who say oot so i dunno
Juan Sanchez
USA is boring as fuck
Canada is better
Jace Gray
Just cross the border illegally and take a firearm off the first dead nigger you see and you'll blend right in.
Easton Rogers
please send your people to Canada instead.
Aiden Nelson
Michael Price
Please no.
Jayden Williams
someone has to fight the chinese menace
Thomas Collins
That's a real thing, man. I want to be an American too. The only place of true freedom in Kazakhstan is Mcdonalds with insane prices, which is recently opened in my town.
Now I'm happy, cuz there is really nutritious and valuable food for for long-distance steppe migrations. Ave USA.
Justin Wood
Why would you bother to proxy?
Henry Butler
Let me dispel your doubts, sir. I speak Russian fluently. And this is the tangible proof. I'm gonna demonstrate my knowledge:
-Ja prosto ne mogu nesti vsjakuju chujnju, družiŝe, primi dannoje mnoju za pravdu, ibo pizdet' ja ne umeju.
Jaxon Garcia
>no backwards letters
completely unbelievable
Anthony Wright
Petition Congress for annexation.
It worked for Texas.
Brayden Long
NO! We will NOT take Canada!
Matthew Bennett
Minnesota will.
Christian Phillips
Use cyrillic script, it's hard for americucks to tell one slavic language from another without any hints.
Jaxson Brooks
Minnesota is Canada.
Except not as cool.
What made you think that?
Charles Smith
>capture Trudeau
>fellow revolutionaries want to hang him on a large pine tree nearby
>"no" (camera pan) "I want Canada.."
>Trudeau starts crying as he signs over Canada for his life
Maybe a hundred years from then we could make a decent movie with a less than satisfactory budget from Canada's annexation.
Noah Carter
I don't give a shit about ethnicity as long as they're expanding our territory.