Your cunt

>Your cunt

>Would my accent alone get me pussy in your cunt

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Amongst the "Mad Max" trlilogy for sure. Overall, yeah, kinda. Althought it's least wide-leg spreading one from all anglo accents

>need an accent to get pussy

>i can just say im american

where does that work, thailand?

thailand and here, at least, then

bro you live in thailand

Turkey

Yes

absolutely, but you can't be a neckbeard either

Your chicks get +20 to "be a laid" throw when there's anything undomestic with a guy, no?

wow rude

maybe not quite 20, but still plenty to work with

Foreigners can get pussy here regardless of the accent (nobody speaks English here anyway)

>absolutely, but you can't be a neckbeard either
Really? My impression was the typical yankee """girl""" have no standards whatsoever

Sure thing, El Polacco knows how to treat a lady

This. At most they might figure you're not American

they have some, but not much
just don't be a nerd and everything will work out

Haha I have a religious friend that before conversion used to fake an Australian accent to pick up girls at the bar. He left it and is married now, but he says he used to get so much action this way and that he would sometimes forget to stay in character but the women wouldn't notice. Americans, and by religious I mean Muslim of course.

>tfw want to practice an aussie accent and wear a wedding ring

yes, however polish girls don't tend to go for chinese

just don't go full ocker

Our accent is so based that girls would get wet just hearing about my adventures exploring the middle earth

the kiwi accent genuinely sounds feminine to me

>Kiwi accent
>feminine
funny thing is we think Aussie accent is more softer accent and more feminine

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Obligatory

Really no.

weird

What's Tasmanian accent then? Screaming?

Apparently chicks really dig my voice.

Yes

> Deep Australian voice
> 6'2
> fit

Nah not really.

kind of depends on your looks.
aussie accents are somewhat common here.

This.

But beware though, you'd get some pretty ugly pussy.

If you want some real nice pussy you need to be at least be moderately handsome and have lots of cash.

>say you're italian
>acquire instapussy
>tfw not even italian

WHY WASN'T I BORN ITALIAN

No you'd be shunned because we are FULL

NZ prostitutes are some of the best

>muh accent

anglos are obsessed

>Spain
>Yes, whores love "guiris" aka anglo tourists and will jump on their dick faster than a kangaroo jumps across the aussie wasteland

someone has to pick the pockets, my romanian friend

Just lie.

>Eer iccint us seo based thit gils wuld git wit juhst hiiring abowt ixploring thi middle irth

Yeah nah

>say it out loud
>I actually sound like that
fug

G'DYE MIGHT KHAN'D ROOZ
AWWSTRAYA GOT NO FOCKING POWA UP HEEYA COZ YUA OLL SHABBY CONTZ

I'm sorry, Straya, but you non-ironically have the worst and less sexy accent among Anglos...

Slav female talks to you in broken English with harsh and manly accent.
Your reaction?

That's actually cute as fuck though

kek

Probably. Australian accents sound like the person speaking it is a fun person.

Not unless you're white

Our accents are the same as the mainland accent.

Not according to ANY Australian who's been overseas.

I got laid several times in the US and 90% of it was my accent.

>get pussy
get called a pussy maybe

Praise Perun.

IF ITALY WASN'T THIS SHIT TIRANA WOULD BE ITALIAN BY NOW