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tá talamh an éisc éireannach eagrán

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no sad posts allowed edition

eire?

i am very sad

fuck you man i'll conjugate my german how i fucking want to

you hear that cana?
Stop sadposting and start cuteposting

I'm Ok.
What about you, /cum/?

you said he was austria not austrian

Latvia is in charge while I make tea. Going with the extra dank tonight.

he's the only thing that matters in all of australia

but i posted that !!

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i... fucking.... do. faggot

>tfw posts like this remind you of the fact that the Irish ruined New England and most major American cities

Holy shit they make something sleepier than Sleepytime?

the op is pronounced "taw talav on eishk ayrinak ayahgrawn"

why do you keep letting the namefag make the new thread

fuck yeah

When drivers let me cross the street I can only muster a brief head nod to acknowledge them.
Should I be ashamed of myself?

youre next bitch

>Dominion of the Maori

DELET DELET DELET DELET DELET DELET DELET DELET DELET DELET DELET DELET

the delegates

ye dont let me, i force myself on you, and you accept it like the sluts you are

get cucked angloboi

Usually I don't smoke twice in an hour, but I guess I'll light another one for the journey.
Won't be able to smoke on the train so now's my chance.

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why can't you just wait until bump limit you fucking sperg, you can still make the thread most of the time...nobody is in a fucking rush, god damn

when i do that someone else makes the thread
i like making threads

i'm gonna make canada cry

You're fucking right they do.

i give them a wave to them but at hip level

really wish I lived in a fantasy world

come up with new ideas at least

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>i give them a wave to them
wut

rude

i made canada cry

I ate too much spicy food and now I have the shits

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I would bet good money Im about to fuck up at work and get fired this friday

hehehe, hey shh haha hey canada do you have hehe do you have any updog? hhhrrhehe

confession: I don't like myself very much

I like you

What do you do?

Gentlemen, I will share with you today an epiphany I've had.
Every time I've passed a mirror, I cannot help but admire my own reflection. I've not one flaw, not even a single blemish on my face. Truly, my beauty is virtuous. A work of art, even. An inspiration to those around me. I am breathtakingly charming, regardless of whether this fact is denied by those jealous of me (and believe me, there are plenty).
Even divine, as one might call it... which has led me to the realization that a creature as perfect as me could not have arisen due to some mere string of astronomical coincidences. No, to believe that, one would be undermining the true nature of my grandeur. Ask yourself, free from any deception, whether it's true or not that I'm magnificent, enough so that I am holy, angelic, godly, sacred whatever you'd like to call it. The correct and unbiased answer will always, irrevocably be yes.
So it must be true. To create a being as perfect as I, one would need to be perfect as well, a deity.
Now, take one look at me and you too shall know the existence of God.

youtube.com/watch?v=u1ZVHkH9G6o&feature=youtu.be&t=50s

Had a popcorn kernel stuck in my teeth for like 10 yours and just got it out. Such a nice victory.

>t. Narcissus

Might actually be a decent place to live now

I have to work for one of those sandwich shops like subway. But I only work once a week for like 2 hours, so I never get enough hands on experience to do well

now my managerial boss is coming in on the busiest day of the week to basically watch me like a hawk

>1 am
>feel like going to sleep
whats going on

cst master race

Bye bye, Serbia. Why do you allow Greece to exist?

high five bro
fuck coasties (unless you live in new orleans in which case FUCK you)

Got a truce
Can't swallow them all in one go

>Playing vicky 2 on 2016
I know it's a great game, but it just feel outdated as fuck

It's completely ruined other grand strategy games for me. I can't play it if it doesn't have a population simulator

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did you ever get rid of those black shoes?

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Same. Comfy desu

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wish I was a werewolf, desu

its pretty ironic that he claims to ahve the winning stretegy yet his tripfag circlejerk friends always beats him in monopoly games

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At the top is Mio. She is the coolest in the band, she has an awesome voice and she seems pretty chill to hang around with. All in all she has the platonic qualities that suit me well in a partner while still being someone enough like me so I could be friends with her. She is also super cute. Then there is Azusa. She is cute but her personality would get on my nerves from a waifu perspective. I can't handle people who take life to seriously. She's pretty cool though. Then there's Ritsu. She's cool but seems like a lot of energy. She likes to mess around and all of that and I like that in a person. She's platonic tier, but relationship? eh. Yui. What else can I say? She's cute and cool but at the end of the day I'd be her carer. I don't want that. Tsumugi. She's the kind of rich I don't mind. Chill, relaxed and all over cool. Awesome personality. Would be friends with/10. She is super kawaii desu ne~ forgive me it was a joke but, again, a platonic thing. I'd like to be friends with her very much. Obviously the rest of the cast aren't up in the top five, but it goes like this: the fourth, the fifth, the minor fall, the major lift, and all who disagree with me are fucking normies

noooooooooo

The pleasure of unloading a massive heap of feces the morning after binge-eating while high is tantamount to no other.

piss off scrublord

dont you dare

bbc.com/news/election-us-2016-36911141

why is azusa upset?

Even BBC shills for them now?

god i hate obama
i try not to care about politics but hearing that fuck always pisses me off

it's over

what the fuck is k-on even

need a french speaking gf (NOT A QUEBECOIS)

je parles francai mon ami honhonhon

I decorate my home with the colors white, purple, and copper.

Which colors do you like?

>obama speeches
why is he so good

i hate colours

this one's for the chicanos in cali
youtu.be/GAS12yS9AFM

>there is going to be a 5 day drill in the woods in 2 weeks

nooo i dont wanna leave cum for 5 days

I want Slajov Zizek to fistfuck me into the new millennium with pure ideology

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hello, I live in upstate NY

>Obama has not yet started to personally raise money for the construction of the museum, archives and library complex, which is expected to cost $500 million.
Obama giving new meaning to the off-color phrase "nigga rich".

what a shit cover

>Former and current astronauts don't like to talk about space-shuttle sex, and NASA says that if it's ever happened, the agency doesn't know anything about it

Watching videos about obscure firearms buds

isnt there some sci-fi about astronauts fucking and creating some space monster?

Sounds like some chinese cartoon

You are thinking of "Prometheus".

goodnight fellas
m.youtube.com/watch?v=eh7W0U65gh8

>there will be space porn in our lifetime

*Stares at america*

*stares at mexico starting at america*

creepy

I got around to watching Hardcore Henry a few days ago. I know my inner teenage boy was enjoying it way too much but damn it's a fun movie.

*looks up and smiles*
*looks back down and continues to design the wall*