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an user threatened me to do this edition

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nth for brilliant product placement

bart

Ugh

I had the new all made up

Morning lads

fuck off dane

christ that's disgusting. looks like a pig

Spoiler that hog

anyone else here a paki

post kpop epic danebro XDD

Benders

Great buttocks.

Could you guys cool it down? You're making us look bad in front of the commonwealth realm again.

This bitch is perfect to talk to when you're waiting for your ride to show up. She's always got an eye out.

you must be a literal nigger if you think borderline obese orange women like are attractive

What do you lads think of my gf?

Low test beta

daily reminder that trotskyists jerk off with this man's pics

t. DaMarcus washington

He likes the washing machine I think.

ha ha cute picture :)

Weird looking washing machine

why is your washing machine in the kitchen

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Why even call the thread "/brit/"?

like clockwork the Trotsky hating Mexican is back

you're a weird looking washing machine

lmao truuu

wish I had a gatto to call my own

the pirate is getting pirate'd in his general

brit memes

*wears a kilt* haha

what a qt

Post pics x

*plays the bagpipes loudly in your ear*
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

stop poorly using my gimmick kiddo

don't ever reply to me or my posts again you little germ

cats dont like their water to be so close to their food
look it up

/brit/ more like /yank/

forgot pic haha

here she is

what do you think lads?

the cunt can go fucking thirsty then

Just expunged my wicked poison to some trap porn lads

small bum big boobs

yanks OUT

Rorke

What read on the commute today?

>Saul Bellow - Seize the Day
>Eric Hoffer - The True Believer: Thoughts on the Nature of Mass Movements
>Noam & his mate - Manufacturing Consent: The Political Economy of the Mass Media

I knew something, but I'll move it now, thanks. x

Third Rock from the Sun.. What a show haha

paddy scum are not welcome either

...

wait a minute....
Third rock from the sun?
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.
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it was earth..... IT WAS EARTH ALL ALONG
YOU BASTARDS
DAMN YOUUUUU

You're in the US. What do you do?

Oh Helllo reddbrit, I didn't see you there

post on /brit/

*strugs into thread*

Good morning RUNTS

morning wagey

doing a wank

*picks you up by the back of your trousers and shirt*
alright, that's it buddy. you gotta go
*carries you out*

any pozdaddies here

ffs not you

*strugs 360 and walks out the thread*

Micks out of /brit/ immediately!

Stop it, Sup Forums.

what a good name for a pub? something english/irish
was thinking Crows Nest after one I go to in town but that's too pirate-ey

Lying in bed. Odds and I sleep another 30 and evens I go lift.

Good morning you smarmy friends.

Paddys pub
Ye olde inn

afternoon pardners

>gf texts me asking if she's allowed to play with herself today
>tell her to call me
>"Hi baby, what do you want to ask permission for"
>"i want to play"
>"What was that?"
>"please tell me I can play with myself daddy"
>"What will you be thinking of?"
>"you on top of me"
>"And?"
>"you inside of me"
>"And?"
>"you...coming inside me"
>"Good girl, you may play with yourself today. Have fun"
>hang up

Anyone else do this with their girl?

the duke of wellington, the prince of wales

just post some hardcore fucking already, you always post these shittly little faggot gifs that have no penis to anus action

its in Calcutta in the 18th century, was thinking something related to tigers

>being a filthy breeder
Ah, yes.

Went to bed at 9pm and I'm still fucking tired

my old dog tries desperately to get next to my puppers and he just gets rejected every time

Such is life

>its in Calcutta in the 18th century, was thinking something related to tigers

>implying I'm going to have children
??????

might use this since its amusing and fits with the theme of the story

No clue there then

YWN fight as an officer in the Napoleonic Wars, claim a huge bounty and return home to a regency qt.

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alri lads

Pajeets Place

dumb pirate

its about the British Empire in India centered around an Anglo-Irish aristocrat

OH FUCK WHAT THE SHIT
*runs about fixing the place up*
SHIT HE'S BACK, TIDY UP

It's a derogative term for a heterosexual, but you're so priviledged you don't even know it. Bet you're white too.

I hid the kids

nominating this

So how many children did you nonce?

Change your diet. I used to eat trashy foods and I ended up incapably tired every morning despite sleeping early.

>when it starts getting really fast

nah mate it's all about being confident

try being confident in yourself and your sleeping habits

do you wake up with a dry mouth?

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Feeling sexually frustrated

Cameron was right, Britain is broken. But it’s businessmen who are to blame. The likes of Philip Green and Mike Ashley have helped to destroy the social contract between companies and the public

are you gay laddy x

Noam and his chumsky

Sorry I'm straight x

Keep it on the island if you don't want your bastard kids showing up.

A History of the English Speaking Peoples or Macauley's History of England.

Choked to death earlier

I disrespect civil employees