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Jezza edition

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korean pop

ready for another day at the call centre matthew?

Jeremy Kyle has got to be the most punchable cunt ever.

can you imagine being the janny haha

ready for another day of kpop posting

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and i think
it's goin'
to rain
today

oooh, wouldn't want your boss catching you looking at images of asian women on the clock would you?

I AM THE ONE AND ONLY

What if you're your own boss?

Nice thighs and tummy.

NOBODY I'D RATHER BE

i have already worked 7 hours today lads, and i'll have done 5 more by midnight

really makes you think

Last day at work this week for me.

Desperately hope my PS4 game arrives today so I can play it all weekend.

don't think that's the case as you were recently complaining about your "paki boss"

which one is it

>he doesn't know there's more than one kpopper ITT

>he doesn't know I also have AIDS

haha jokes on him

Can't say because I don't want spoiled. I'll tell you in 2-4 weeks when I finish it.

Janny isn't at work lately is he?

Might affect his year-end bonus

What the fuck is Wayne doing?

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bad post

good post

my post

dont get it

>there's more than one kpopper ITT

good morning
youtu.be/xop5Bnfo4yc

>trains cancelled
>always plan ahead so have an alternate line set up
>arrive on time
>fellow wagecucks who didn't plan ahead are late and get marked down

Mere prawns floating in a current. A current that I control.

Really want a tattoo lads

Was thinking something like this

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Southern?

better not be any rorke runts in this thread

Because I will call them out for what they are

hello french lad how are you

Is the Sigmund Freud?

fine wbu?

do this instead

did a racist image

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Why the fuck wouldn't anyone get this? Genuinely don't understand some people.

Even if you were a super lefty socialist why would you choose bloody Jezza? He has achieved nothing and will achieve nothing before he gets ousted.

Rorkes at it again lads

I'm a bit over-stimulated for some reason

canNOT collect my thoughts, you know?

good song btw

>Why the fuck wouldn't anyone get this?

Bloody oath mate, I know right. Got about 6 tats of Jez on me.

*rubs your bellend while shouting in your ear*
HOW ABOUT NOW? OVERSTIMULATED NOW?

I have calculated a screaming ballad of runts

It goes as follows:

Do I rate Pogba? No I do not rate him.

>he thinks Owen smith stands any chance of beating Corbyn

Back to your Nigel farage YouTube videos rorke

Hello rorke

*tip toes through the thread*

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alri

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Lad who hides in the toilet at work here.

Hiding in the toilet at work. Hope I can make it through today without too much bother.

hey i'm back i made it better

very tired

runt

Stop bullying me.

well good mornin

bit chile out

post a picture of the outside of your window please

i used to just stare blankly at the screen waiting for (You)s, but i've actually started enjoying my time here recently

just wanna thank all the great posters that made it happen

a fuckin finook

but it's dark

we don't care 2bqh

>04:42

you're up early, also just take a picture of a street lamp.

just use night mode silly

This DNC stuff is really making me go hmmm

why are spanish such impatient drivers. they toot for every little thing even if people are just slowing down to turn a corner

Why didn't these new countries choose some natural borders for their states, really triggers me seeing those straight lines.

@62709645
nice try mate

what are you on about

why are you hiding in the toilet lad?

holy fuck netflix is fucking shit

want them out of business

>slovenia
lmao is that in africa or some shit how do you have internet

Like this.

maybe those are natural borders

have you even been there?

They're in league with the dtentis

The ballad of screaming runts has now ceased.

Thank you for listening to Costa De Runtino Magnificat a 6 (Part1)

The lads & I

the sad thing is, unless you're from a big city, I probably have much better connectivity than you do

as do estonians

fucking estonians lad

what the fuck would they use for natural borders you idiot

a trail of rocks in the desert?

you're pretty cute xx

Jobcentre is making me go to an open day thing fucking miles away, I have to get a bus and two trains ffs.

Gonna pump you full of cream, whiteboi.

got a hard willy just reading this

they are natural borders though.

the western australian line is based upon a meridian and the edges of the cunnamong desert and the dingo range.

the south australian/nt horizontal line is along the sandy snake riverina basin.

the qld/nt vertical line is the wombat ranges.

the qld/nsw horizontal line is the mullembigdee river

the nsw/victoria line is the emu river running inland from the tasman strait to the durryraga salt basin.

the tasmanian border is surrounded by water.

know your fucking shit before you sling it mate

Went to one of those and just did a lap around all the stalls without talking to anyone and left

>that flag
>this thread

lost are we?

Going to probably do the same but they probably take your name when you go so I can't just not go.

Alri lads

what are you on about?

>Foreigners?
>in MY /brit/?

ex post facto rationalisation

going to do a house inspection tomorrow lads
might do a cheeky move out

'E wants a real British general for real British people

>ahh yeah put the line there
>but sir we need something there as a natural marker
>okay go out and make a massive fucking mountain formation (wombat ranges)

hmmmm yes

thats not what that means

nice dubs even if your borders are arbitrary

ipso facto kapeesh?

all borders are abritrary

cool. give me a hand moving my stuff into your house please mate.

>all borders are arbitrary

brit on vacation here

>5 new matches on Tinder
>All 5 of them are bots

Disappointing desu.

christ. this is the total opposite of what he would be thinking if he grew up in an east asian country, where he is ethnically form