How is Russia relevant when they are so small?

How is Russia relevant when they are so small?

the thread
again
:D

the thread
again
:D

How can 145 million fit into such a small spot and still have room for tons of forrest/tundra/steppe?

HOW?! Some sort of Russian magic/secret technology?

Muh microcountries

and we have tigers

Welcome to South Siberia.

wtf I love russia now

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>dat giant sandpaper tongue

i want to be licked to death by a tiger

why

you never had a cat lick you before? it's awesome.

I agree

although their tongue is a little bit rough :3

They have a nuke/square meter.

the physical impossibility of this is fucking with my head. i suppose it could work if they all lived underneath the nukes, which were suspended slightly above the ground and all pointing straight up and down

>Russia and the Ukraine.jpg

Gib back Königsberg
Pay reparations

what's russia trying to hide in this ex-clave ?

military stuff (incl nukes)

you know too much Fritz, allow me to take care of you
>pic related

Yeeee I love train rides!

Yeah, but the difference is that a tiger's tongue is strong enough to strip meat from bone.

>mfw there is probably furry porn based around this

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Russia offered it back but Germany didn't want it back.

With good reason. There is nothing even remotely German in this place.

t. Stalin

*Kaliningrad

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then why is france french? nothing even remotely french about it

alahu akbar

Królewiec*

yes
God is Great
but shut up

Eвiи мeмe

literally this

Sorry, I meant Karaliaučius, I apologise for the confusion

>Gib back Königsberg
Why do you even need it after all that we've done to it?

To surround Poland

We pretend they are, so they don't feel too bad

>only 100km to berlin...

>Drang nach Osten ends 100km of Berlin

Pooland's hat.