ENGLAND edition!
/brit/
racist as fuck
me
good post
>IBS
>shit several times a day every day
I haven't had a solid shit in a week. My diet is fine and I don't eat any shitty foods.
good post
racist edition
>watching Law & Order
>talking to a recent immigrant from Nigeria
>has a fucking French accent
Why can't Americans keep track of which bits of Africa belonged to which retired colonial power? It's aggreavating
goal body
NA NA NIIIIIIIIIIIII
that's annoying
>Gordon Ramsay
new policy: all laws must be under 140 characters so they're easy to understand
>when u jacked as fuck but ugly as fuck
Americans aren't good at many facts on tv.
is this physique achievable natty?
missing a bit of your pec there mate
it has two british writers. they should have noticed or said something
We are the country who invented automobiles, trains, airplanes, television, computers, internet, and rockets
Im pretty sure we know what "facts" are.
Looking for detached gaffs x
got warned for slagposting again lads
Whats the largest yet most white city in the UK?
Call me a faggot but I like to see big dicks.
>make £39,000
>literally can't pay my bills
>bank won't give me a credit card
ffs
>amerifats posting in /brit/
>Americans invented television
>economic activity take place on it
but I want economic activity on that pristine land ready to be exploited.
build a huge carpark and a strip mall there, make a couple bucks and turn the greenbelt into generic American suburbs I say.
I believe in a Britain where consumption is an end in itself.
I prefer NCIS desu
liverpool
>600 bong a month for that bag of shit
I'm thankful I live in South Yorkshire. Might not be the best place ever but at least rent is reasonable. Wouldn't pay anymore than 450 for that.
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What can you tell me about the channel islands lads?
Really considering moving to one of them.
>social eating
is this where we are...?
as a species?
meals by proxy
I NEED an alt-right gf lads
Ah yes, Rhasphody on a Theme of Paganini
tim just posted this
Do brits and unitedstatians hate each other?
NCIS' writers outright hate the British, it's really weird
They had their main good guys literally sabotage a British Navy vessel and then just smirk about it
basically any city outside of England and Liverpool
why does american tv always have this grainy and shit quality? everything looks like it's filmed in the 90s
Il est vraiment fou dans sa tête Tim.
everything is running smoothly
*non coal-burner
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>Tormenting a mentally ill man
You lot need to fuck off back to Sup Forums
yes
ROTTER
bears are watching the bear show
just had a mental 2 hour wanking session
stretched my arsehole to new levels and i don't think it's ever going to be as tight as it was this morning
>Wouldn't pay anymore than 450 for that
Pay that for a room in Aberdeen haha. That's down from 700pm when the oil was booming.
lol you can barely get a one bedroom flat for that where I am, it would be a shit one too. But, you wouldn't be living in Wigan.
no
>Barnsley street
>mfw I live in the ACTUAL Barnsley in South Yorkshire
You couldn't pay me to live in that fucking box. Jesus christ that is depressing.
What the hell does wanking have to do with your arse? I think you're doing it wrong
me and the lads
hoping brexit will cause a housing crash
C U C K
>stars and braid are on the wrong sides
The fuck is this bullshit?
if I moved out it would cost me $180 a week for a bedroom in a tiny terrace house
>the year 1886 is regarded as the birth year of the modern car. In that year, German inventor Karl Benz built the Benz Patent-Motorwagen
>The first full-scale working railway steam locomotive was built in the United Kingdom in 1804 by Richard Trevithick, an English engineer born in Cornwall.
>In 1799, George Cayley set forth the concept of the modern airplane as a fixed-wing flying machine with separate systems for lift, propulsion, and control.[12][13] Cayley was building and flying models of fixed-wing aircraft as early as 1803, and he built a successful passenger-carrying glider in 1853.[14] In 1856, Frenchman Jean-Marie Le Bris made the first powered flight. In 1906, Alberto Santos Dumont made what was claimed to be the first airplane flight unassisted by catapult
>Charles Babbage, an English mechanical engineer and polymath, originated the concept of a programmable computer. Considered the "father of the computer",[14] he conceptualized and invented the first mechanical computer in the early 19th century.
>phone vibrates
>think it's her
>BRAND NEW MOBILE CASINO!
fuck offfffffff
it would be pretty fucking good 2bh
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>phone vibrates
>think it's her
iktfb
>Americans are so stupid!
>Proceed to become the most important tech country in the world
>B-but they have no culture!
>Proceeds to dominate mass media globally and cause other countries to constantly consumer our entertainment.
knew you were one of those alt-right molluscs
go and suck some cum out of milo's arsehole you fanny
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got warned for submitting a false report
the thread I reported got deleted
>inb4 someone phones in a bomb threat to get his appointment cancelled
You people are sick
America is pretty diverse my man.
You have the world's greatest geniuses and the most backward people imaginable in the same country.
Lads, I fucked up. I am going to a wedding tomorrow, brought my tux with me, and realised I left the trousers back home 200 miles away.
Where is the best place to get a cheap pair of black trousers that can pass with a smart jacket? Tesco? Asda?
hmm
one of my mate's dad is a banker (worked for Citi) and I was shocked to learn that he voted to leave, he said that what he's seen in his time working in the 'inner circle' as it were you wouldn't believe
he thinks it will cause a crash
It was a joke you nonce. Wright Brothers perfected heavier than air flight, so they invented modern planes
And John Logie Baird from Scotland invented the television
Good lad
Calme toi avant de poster. Ça sert à rien de t'énerver.
Rasheed
>mate has a spare room that he's renting out
>lives with his GF
>ask to move in with him
>he refuses
I think he finally realised that his GF fancies me and is scared I'm going to shag her.
ENGERLAND
ENGERLAND
It's coming home lads
>wanking without putting large toys in your arse
get with the times mate
matalan and tk maxx maybe next
lad's finally getting the help he needs
dont think they'll be able to fix him but i hope he can play piano wherever he goes
it would actually be so fucking heartbreaking if they took his music - his one joy - away from him
>sending shit to Tim
you edgy cunts
don't flatter yourself
>I-I was j-just joking
Absolutely SCUNDERED for you.
>only twice in the USA's 240 year history has one party held office more than two terms
>hillary has lost every election she's decided run in
>one of the most popular republican presidents in history was a non-establishment candidate
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FUCK OFF
>most backward people imaginable in the same country.
We have some low class ones, but not the worst in the entire world
matalan imo
We're just constantly in the spotlight so our backward people are more visible.
When you lot finally got the chance to be in the spotlight again you showed how fucking stupid you are too with the referendum.
"What does it mean to leave the EU"
"Are we physically leaving Europe??"
"I think I might have voted wrong on a two choice vote"
Thanks mate, didn't think of Matalan.
Everyone is going to be drunk so it doesn't need to be perfect, just needs to work
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same here except my friend asked me to move in with him
run out of bants already?
jog on
nobody has sent tim any shit yet