Jezza edition
/brit/
reposting from last thread
lads i've got too much money
need some london escort sites
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karen
>tfw lizzy will never look like this again
wonder what tim will make of this
>no squats and shit please
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mmmm karen
didnt workout today but hardly ate. think girls are actually fine with skinny lads?
we can dream
was this actually sent to him?
tits are obviously faked
shes really skinny and gross now though either way, shame.
yes 1st class will be there tomorrow
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We'll find out in a few days
>police confirmed that she's ok
even if she isn't being abused, she's clearly fucking insane what the fuck
what are you going to do while you're in the slammer you won't be able to take your fag pills
look at those black folks
skinny guys have larger willies on average
Going to bed lads, someone tuck me in? :3
I want to get to know a cute British boy, then have some dates, helplessly fall in love, start a relationship, marry him and stay together for the rest of our lives.
Is that too much to ask for?
Need a choong ting asap lads
what university and course did you guys go to / do?
business idea: embargo of cuba
cmon someone help
Who the fuck is this
that is a fucking lie
this is really really bad but i must admite i am eager to see the video
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has she got autism?
>fag pills
Call centre management at Birmingham City University
>love the smell of a girls sweaty feet
Obliviously it has to be a 'clean' sweat. If they smell cheesy and pungent it's a turn off, but if they're clean feet and are sweaty it makes me so hard. I love playing with a girls feet during sex.
can't believe hillary is actually going to be POTUS
we are truly in the end times
>"We will no longer surrender this country or its people to the false song of globalism. The nation-state remains the true foundation for happiness and harmony."
>-- President Donald J. Trump
new tim?
She's got some pretty good feet
Benny did nothing wrong
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he is already a redditor
if you look at her old videos she's seemingly normal
>implying I don't have a PhD is memetic imagery and associated gimmicks from York
literally doxxable info for me
3 people in the uni do my exact course and the other 2 are foreigners
literally nothing behind those eyes
>had chest bug for a few days
>intervals up hills on my bike yesterday
>nailed deadlifts today
>feel better
resting while mildly ill is a meme
don't care
what the fuck
That's scary. It would be like holding hands.
>implying I didn't have that checkered bastard crucified
so does everyone have a single favourite girl vlogger that they kind of pretend their in a relationship with?
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lord have mercy
now everyone is talking about marina joyce here LOL
VERY pathetic
josie from buckinghamshire
youtube.com
i pretend this girl is my gf desu.
Bet none of these lot were even in Bethnal Green at 6:30am
I was there with the mandem
stefan molyneux
>runerscape
1,2
outstanding chebs
>Benny wasn't an NPC, he was a separate protagonist with his own goals.
rulymagsyewthunk
In the context of a dating site/app, what does "Up for it?" mean?
kazza waheeeey
Odds on Tim getting sectioned on the 2nd?
Test post
6:53 AM, GMT +10
29th of July, 2016
>new sheets on the bed
Looking forward to going to bed tonight.
why are pirates so fucking weird??
owen jones
Why do British blacks think they're American blacks and sing rap songs and stuff?
not bad
i'd give it 1.6
can't deal with the fact that i'll die and be quickly forgotten
>being this much of a beta virgin
what has civilization become, why are these people allowed to exist and potentially procreate
If you repent now you might make it into paradise then you won't be so worried
going to do a quick dab don't mind me
not if you become famous
>decimals
FOY
Grime is British and completely unrelated to yank hip hop
guys seriously best escort sites?
not quite doxxable info for me but not far off, there are about 20 that were in my year (graduated this month)
Here’s all you need to know about me:
In 1992, I said I was proud to have followed my career instead of baking cookies.
The GOP fucking dragged me for it. They made me bake cookies. They’re scared of me.
Every time I have a job, y’all love me. Every time I run for anything, the GOP breaks out the big guns again and fucks me up good. And apparently it fucking works.
Why are all the coffee shop corporations scum?
I don't need to use dating sites, I just want to know the lingo
just get an aeropress™
adultwork is the only one worth using and I'm assuming you already know it so fuck off
Well it's clearly influenced by it. They're just copying it.
>blacks
>british
I would like more than anything to fuck that girl and have her BF find out just to make him feel like fucking shit because of how little of a man he is. I mean, she had stupid fucking blue hair but she's pretty, has nice tits and a nice body, but most of all just to fuck with that beta little cunt.
ah yes
want a wholesome conservative brexit gf
decimals are clearly superior 2bh
>click play
>they're not British
thank fuuuuuuuuuck
I've never used a dating site lmao but if you don't know what 'up for it' means you must be some sheltered virgin hahaha nice try at pretending to not be utterly pathetic
there is nothing yank about grime
killing myself 2bh
If you didn't get past P4