/balt/ + /ausnz/

Tsar.

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me (the tsar)

to arms, comrades

Where's azusa?

shes busy

make a new one

isnt life great guys? i love being alive!

aren't you the same guy who tried/wanted to kill himself?

There is literally nothing wrong with this one tho.

...

quite a shit thread so far.

I'm still awake lads; didn't really end up going to bed. Did I miss anything?

Worst posts ITT so far desu.

Anyone else having a terribly fun Thursday night?
Boy, do I love it when my two only friends are busy and my ex have cut all contact.

yes, sleep

wtf?

?

>guy

>having friends
>having ex

Haw.

please dont say you are lazy

His glorious executioner.

in my bed

no wonder

it's full of latvians

meh. hung out with my best mate, had a couple of beers and rolled the magic grass. went out and sweat my balls off. fucking 18C and 99% humidity.. lethal

spot on

IM SO FULL OF ENERGY HOLY SHIT

youtube.com/watch?v=PCmZ45INWYA

だって本と和crazy

Two close friends and only 2 actual exes. I'm not a normie so don't ree :*
why is it so fucking hot?
i have had a table fan on since early may and it doesn't help a bit

completly wrong kanji haha

I have more friends, but no exes and no gf kek
t. autist

>i'm not rich, i only have 5 million dollars
kys normie

>havent talked to someone that isnt my family for more than 13 months

You talk with us every day.

might kms tbqh
ex is such a cunt but going from talking to her daily for a year to just quitting cold turkey sucks major grade donkey dick. she tells me she wanna keep talking but i don't have the balls to tell her to fuck off

(i already did but she told me she still cares about me)

hmu in december

actually i just wrote a script that detects opportunities and posts shitposts
i never post myself
pussy

wqke me up when september ends

did you watch kizu or are you also waiting for good subs

do you ever leave your basement?

well idk, i told her that if she's gonna be this much of a cunt i don't wanna talk to her. she didn't even acknowledge it, just replied with "but dear, i still care, and i will write you every day to ask if you are okay and have what you need"

is it an advanced form of female post-breakup PSYOP strategy?

>there are people ITT who actually care about real women

dont have one
all women care about is their body, their children and getting attention

good sex followed by cozy cuddling all night and morning long is worth the bs, drama, and acute loss of money T B H

>wanting those things
NORWAY YES

HorribleSubs is the only good one tbhq

CoalGirls actually

sarcastic "bla bla bla"

thoughts?

both are bad :^)
youtu.be/_vvL3z3pAs0

So which one do you use?

i dont watch anime

> never made out in the sauna with his qt
>never had lakeside sex with his qt
>never cuddled in front of the fireplace with his qt

There is still hope, Duliban Rossiskovsky

Me neither :^^^^)

sounds gay

>posts anime images
>doesn't watch anime

>that filename
Windows phone?

Yes
Used to have a Lumia 920, now I have a Lumia 950.
Paid 4500 NOK for the 950 two months ago, this week you can get the 950 XL for 2999 x_x

o i am laffin

why did I buy into the Nokia jew?
No Snibbchat or Pokikeman Go for me

Nokia are so shit nowdays, i had one and was terrific

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ka ka

Hey, someone wanna can send me phrases to me and i try to say it, i record and you rate, the same i can do sending to you phrases in portuguese. A kind of liguistical exchange

"Jeg er ærlig talt ganske brun"

nice idea, but it's sleep time. maybe tomorrow, repeat around same time..

smiltsērkšķis

Okay say this for me: Git a farken dog up ya.

riepa ripoja pa kalnu

>"Jeg er ærlig talt ganske brun"
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are you old enough to be on this website?

How old are you?

yes, i'm 18 years old but i'm sick, that's why this child voice

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damn u sound sxy

sex me?

>Git a farken dog up ya
vocaroo.com/i/s1LHGznx2Kz4

Oh man, now I feel somewhat guilty for having you say that.

are you a lady?

was that bad? i'm not a kid, call down, i'm just suck

Kaunas mūsų, o mes Suomių

>riepa ripoja pa kalnu
vocaroo.com/i/s0Xkn5hIfQ1i

yes
impressive

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"Hoje cheguei atrasado em casa por causa do tráfego" try it mates

back from the gym
jelly?

>Kaunas mūsų, o mes Suomių
vocaroo.com/i/s0CaqlH6wNkg

do the opposite. based on the recording, try to use letters to write down what was said!

vocaroo.com/i/s1ITGSbFgjsD

i can't belive that you said something that exist in your language

it's a legit sentence.

the meaning is: give the beer across the shoulder of the sister of ülo (ülo is male name)

holly shit, i'll record one for you

love
kana
hanazawa

"I love you Alex, you mean the world to me"

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thanks

vocaroo.com/i/s03vz0a7ke17 tagged you wrong, sorry

che que com sono in caso uesh ? xDD

If anything I'd say you're sporting more a mashed potato look than a jelly one.

i want to take the oportunity to guess what this means!

it means: the one who is young is in the house a slave

haha :DD

"Cheguei com sono em casa hoje"

" I came to home tired today"

Okay now do this: youtube.com/watch?v=7Jm_eUQSYAk

Do Estonians understand any spoken Sami at all?

well then i was not far away from the correct answer!

speak sami to me and i will tell you