Going to Brazil

[Michael Martin]

>going to Brazil
>list of problems I have to avoid is already large
>favela monkeys
>pollution
>disease
>food poisoning
>"At least I can poop in peace and find solace on the toilet"
>find out you can't flush fucking toilet paper
>"At least showers will be relaxing"
>find out showers run on electricity
>FUCKING ELECTRICITY
>can literally die showering in this country

Fuck this shit, who thought this was a good idea. Seriously, who created this and thought, you know what, lets just leave live wires hanging around in the shower so you can get electrocuted as you wash your balls

[Jeremiah Flores]

I never experienced any of those things.

[Nolan Phillips]

that never happened to me you fucking zeppelin

[Austin Sullivan]

>going to Brazil
Stopped reading, this is your problem

[Oliver Green]

eletric shower is so much better than gas shower

[Nolan Cruz]

fucking kek

[Benjamin Wright]

reddit.com/r/apocalympics2016/

[Carter Butler]

>eletric shower
>gas shower

[Eli Perez]

pls leave my country amerifat

[Chase Torres]

what do you use?

[Wyatt Cook]

>reddit

please leave

[Nathan Evans]

Saliva and vodka most likely

[Joshua Edwards]

attacking the source is a logical fallacy.

it is a simple collection of various news stories on how shit Brazil and the Olympics are and going to be.

HueMonkeys thinking they are people and hosting olympics. KEK

[Zachary Barnes]

stop being a fag, u fag
be a real man
our electric showers never killed anyone

[Justin Allen]

>this self delusion

[Ayden Rodriguez]

I'm going because I have to, not because I personally picked such an amazing vacation spot

how the fuck can a gas shower not be better than an electric one

[Ryder Reed]

A water shower?

[John Robinson]

how do you think the water gets heated in your fucking house you dumb mother fucker

[Nathan Bailey]

A water heater.

[Robert Wilson]

To be honest if installed correctly they are safe, if people are nigger riggin their homes its their problem.

[Aiden Bailey]

Gas shower?

[Levi Gutierrez]

A waterheater.

You know that thing that isn't connected to wires hanging above your head.

[Leo Richardson]

Only the political elite in our country have had any experience with gas showers.
Apparently that's why they left Germany.

[Levi Kelly]

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[Noah Cruz]

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[Adam Brown]

Are you the faggot that keeps on posting shit about traveling to Brazil?
Please kys if you are

[Kevin Russell]

I was hoping someone would catch my joke.
Thanks.