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woah been watching seinfeld all night

You are now thinking about that girl you regret not asking out

I used to like Harold Lloyd

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I ask every girl out

Doing a reminiscence

>about that girl
>implying it's just one
haha

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Nah. I follow the red pill and PUA and have asked out over 1000 different girls in the past 3 montsh

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>all these browns
>"uh i love London for its *insert superficial wank*"

Hellas my good friends.
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theres no shame in my game

Brazil

haha what if SHE asked ME out get roasted

Lloyd's Register? Are you an engineer or what?

>tfw had internet friend for years
>completely ignores me now

why do i even try

>Nah. I follow the red pill and PUA and have asked out over 1000 different girls in the past 3 montsh

But I'd play with fire to break the ice
And I'd play with a nuclear device
Is it something I'll regret?
Why do I want what I can't get?
I wish it didn't have to be so bad

ANSWER ME

is an expensive mattress worth it?

I spend 95% of my time layed in bed anyway

#62748110

easy bait

Lads I don't know if you noticed it but I've had your back from day one niggas let's blow this bitch

not even

she asked me out, I said yes but then bitched out lel

yeah

I've got a latex mattress, it's noice

well that's cool and i appreciate the offer

you realise you click on the number if you want to reply to it right?

christ

I was looking at this geltex one

Consultant for an engineering firm.
or I will be once I accept the offer, and start in September.

anglo ""intellectuals""

This is a /brit/ thread, not a /spic/ thread.

*eats some dirt*
*turns it into poo*

red wine

>youtu.be/BUOxIO2Fx1Q

his intellectualism is out of limits

@62748194
not necessarily

>tfw you literally remember when this song first came out
fuck im old

Cara

You blinked. It's over. It's been over for awhile now.

business idea: robotic arm for hands-free wanking

>she asked me out
fuck off chad

also, how do i get to this stage

There's this odd thing called toot.
The Mexican sniffs around here hoping for a Froglad to appear. Then he says, 'post toot'
The Frog has no idea, funny to the Mexican.

next time don't blink kid

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Interesting, interesting. Good salary tbqh lad.

la ranita jajajaja

Some people tell me that they mean well
Some people can fuck off and go to hell

a full english breakfast is quite a treat

Thinking about having one night a week where I drink until I black out

What's the difference between me doing it on my own and normies doing it in a club

got a girl pregnant somehow

Watching 1999 film "The straight story", lads.

0wned

sisters? lad

wish i knew this feel

I've got a daughter in Brazil

Bought a Rhodie flag

one is social and the other is unhealthy

Do you even talk to her, lad? :-(

racist

atta boy

>Bought a Rhodie flag

why not every night instead

my boyfriend has finally accepted that my birthday present is named doglad thanks to /brit/

I hate my "best friend".

did fall asleep in the end
been workin too many of these shifts :'( only 2 more to go

The world is a scary place when you're alone

>I was a sniper...

I have to work 2 nights a week

Bought a Rhodie flag

couldn't be any more bent

what's this from? recognise it

he looks autist

let me guess, he shot up a school?

>tfw no inbetweeners friend group

There are few things in life that bring me more joy than throwing my fucking trash all over the floor of the movie theater and watching while some little faggot in a uniform sweeps it up. I think the only thing that could top it is when, on my way out of the theater, I head into the bathroom and take a massive shit (caused in part by all the greasy food I snuck in, fuck paying $13 for a drink and a popcorn, fucking scam artists) right on top of the toilet seat, put on my disposable rain poncho, then lift the lid and kick it as hard as I can against the tank so it gets fucking everywhere in the stall. I shove the poncho up the hose of the hand-wash machine on my way out, and laugh like a madman all the way to my car. Fucking movie theater scum. These fucking faggots deserve all the abuse they get, and more. How dare they charge ME $26 for a matinee ticket and something to nosh on while I watch the film? Fucking retards. How do you take your revenge against these bloodthirsty fucking kikes?

Beautiful film.

pls tell me ur bent (it's a much cuter story that way)

she's a baby
and sometimes on skype but I don't really want to be a dad so I haven't done anything for her.

shot up a church full of black people because he said black people are ruining the US

>being rude to people in service industries
hello poor person haha

as a roundabout

>Robert De Niro actually played Frakenstein in a movie.

Bought a Rhodesian flag and a Templar flag

he is married with a nigger

you're a selfish piece of shit

better than all his recent rolls

Decent movie 2bqh. Dragged on a little bit, didn't watch the entire thing. Helena Bonham Carter was qt as fuck in it.

I'll see if I like her when she's 20

hope a US police force does this to one of their hammy down military armoured vehicles

not sure where you're copying this post from but i agree with it generally. of course i keep my mouth shut and pay the stupid prices for food and tickets and don't shit on anything but still i'm not happy about it. they charge 5 times more for the same shit you can buy in a store

>that post
you were trolling then

tfw no cheeky elaine gf

that's because they don't make any money from the showing the film

their only source of revenue is the food and drink

having seen the shite the canadians post in here, i'd say it's for the best.

the baby would be talking about how laws of physics break laws of physics and shit

>low test
>have to smash one of two girls a night for 3-4 nights in a row

should've been a soldier lads

got a good raid reward

no but its not like I can go to Brazil and live with her and her mum
her family is way richer than I am anyways. \worst of all I don't want her and her mum coming up here to stay for good and me having to get married.


its better if I stay out of it.

What's happening in your state? In your country. Land of the Free.

destiny?

sipping a Nesquik hot choco lads

Was feeling cheeky and added an extra 1(one) spoonful of choccy powder