man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road.
he turn to his girl and say:
"baby, i love you very much"
"what is it honey?"
"our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken. ill walk and get some more fuel."
"ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news report of steres being stolen."
"good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty"
so the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now". then the girl here a scratching sound and voice say "LET ME IN"
the girl doesnt do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door
ive been cucked sorry willy bob mcfadden maybe next time
Jason Flores
get the fuck out of my thread micked.
Joseph Garcia
I second this
Leo Gonzalez
United states of Mexicanada
Mason Reyes
essti is qt
Caleb Martin
hotter then 104°F?
Daniel Sanchez
have you seen father ted? i tried showing it to some americans and none of them laughed at any of the jokes its basically a plastic cone with a gumball at the bottom, some soft serve on top and syrup drizzled over it and a flake on top looks exactly like this its quite shit i dont reccomend it.
Hunter Williams
>tfw no qt devoutly Catholic Irish-American Bostonian gf
Colton Sanders
that was pretty intense, but he didn't shit himself like cwc
Lincoln Ramirez
Most people waste the majority of their lives in one form or another.
Yeah, I need to upgrade my OS though. I'm on, lol, Vista.
Samuel Nguyen
>vista its either XP or 7 anything else is shit 7 is microsofts best OS
Matthew Perez
This. If you grew up in America you will have a complete understanding of Fahrenheit naturally. You guys saying you only use Celcius are fucking embarrassing.
Parker Campbell
Nobody said that
Cooper Peterson
i did because its true
Gabriel Powell
...
Liam Rivera
Vista is pretty stable now. It was shit for like three years though.
Tyler Thomas
...
Brody Cooper
>its true ?
Josiah Phillips
nazis everywhere
Cooper Bailey
whoa ive only been here 3 years though
Christopher Nelson
does america broadcast foreign politics ?
your election shit is all over our news
Chase Diaz
lol, no
Samuel Ross
wrong hand does anyone on Sup Forums watch TV news? i sure dont
Julian Martinez
news here was all over Brexit and the Coup in turkey. Thats about it though
Isaac Evans
is correct there is no convention for fahrenheit in stem or any practical application
sure, but you're an imm*grant
Thomas Diaz
shut up, I'm more concerned about having a tiny ass cock than if you get our news
Juan Jenkins
no but normies sure as hell do
Daniel Powell
post cute pokemon, lads
John James
i imagine american news broadcasts big events (elections in major countries, terrorist attacks etc) but nothing major
Nathaniel Campbell
post cute babee
Isaac Butler
just multiply by 2 and add 30
Lincoln Peterson
LEAVE
Ryan Ortiz
No, I really don't think we do. Unless it's BIG like terrorist shit or Brexit (sort of)
I'm an international studies major and I feel like I don't know shit about the world fampai
Chase Scott
...
Alexander Fisher
Who /tiny dick/ here?
Joshua Stewart
cum lol
Camden Collins
r u guys cumfy ?
Gavin Gray
i honestly dont know since ive never measured it haha its probably average
Connor Bennett
>6 inches
Isaiah Campbell
there he is there he [USER WAS WARNED FOR THIS POST]
Dylan Richardson
Mines only 4, I namefag to compensate
Zachary Lewis
do not samefag here
Nicholas Long
Depressing isn't it Spend like 7 hours sleeping, at least 6 hours at a wageslave job just so you can fucking eat, 2 hours cooking making food showering cleaning all that other shit That's why the NEET life is the best life. People may hate you, but it's better then slaving away all the fucking time and being too tired for anything.
Jose Roberts
wait a gosh darn diddly arn second
Ryan Bennett
This is my gf, stay the fuck away.
Charles Perry
isn't it supposed to be super cold and super precipitous in the pacific northwest this year because of La Nina? asking cuz im moving to eastern washington next month lol