/cum/

man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road.

he turn to his girl and say:

"baby, i love you very much"

"what is it honey?"

"our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken. ill walk and get some more fuel."

"ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news report of steres being stolen."

"good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty"

so the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now". then the girl here a scratching sound and voice say "LET ME IN"

the girl doesnt do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door

edition

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/balt/ + /ausnz/

1st for /brown/

fucking hot as fuck here

ive been cucked
sorry willy bob mcfadden maybe next time

get the fuck out of my thread micked.

I second this

United states of Mexicanada

essti is qt

hotter then 104°F?

have you seen father ted? i tried showing it to some americans and none of them laughed at any of the jokes
its basically a plastic cone with a gumball at the bottom, some soft serve on top and syrup drizzled over it and a flake on top
looks exactly like this
its quite shit i dont reccomend it.

>tfw no qt devoutly Catholic Irish-American Bostonian gf

that was pretty intense, but he didn't shit himself like cwc

Most people waste the majority of their lives in one form or another.

im from a land called secret estonia

youtube.com/watch?v=wXMeZwO2qZ0

did one of you fags say you want to play left 4 dead
i'm bored as hell

so like mark wahlberg as a girl?

Always welcome.

If I had it installed

>tfw no qt devoutly Catholic Irish-American Bostonian gf to violently assault Vietnamese immigrants with

I want his burger chain to fail so badly.

only have 2, sorry

>Vietnam fucking shits!

Always kek at the thought of some bostonian saying that in his accent

I just installed it for the first time for you fgs

sorry, I should have said 2, that's the one I installed.

rank the generals from friendliest to least friendliest

install it and im down

Canada please take one for the team and start using Fahrenheit too so we aren't out here looking stupid by ourselves :(

your general:
1) it's shit
2) everything about it is bad
3) lmao literally lmaoing ahahahahaha

our general
1) it's the best
2) *does the whip and the nae nae* ayyyyyyy

/cum/ is probably the friendliest
next would be /balk/, then /deutsch/ then /éire/ then /brit/
just from my experience

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least friendly

Is this common in Canada?

rare

Y-yeah about that, been meaning to talk to you.

extremely

i said to leave.

Federalism is dead! Long live the republic!
:(

i use Celsius for everything except talking to people i know

That pepe made me kek

ok bye

Yes

t. Dad owned a trailer when I was in highschool

I don't know how to spoiler so imagine the unhappy face spoilered.

anyone up for some steamed hams?

When I'm on Sup Forums I try to use it. I just don't use it in my daily life so I don't know conversions/can't judge what is what very well

if I started installing now L4D2 it wouldnt be ready until tomorrow

my internet is australia tier

i only vaguely understand fahrenheit

more like vanuatu tier

think i'm unironically overdosing on klonopin right now ahahahahaha literally lmaoing

user call the policia

>trying this hard to impress the non-Americans

>ruining everyone's fun
You're a disappointment to this whole country

converting it is shit i just kinda know both if you know what i mean.
damn
it kinda sucks when its just 2 guys no offense

The only game I have on this PC is Civ4 plus all the expansions.

i genuinely dont understand fahrenheit
i use celcius for everything

we're all amerifriends here

Oh, I have Diablo II installed too. My PC is old.

KEK
Good edition
Saudações from /luso/

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old vidyas are better. new ones only care about graphics.

OHHHHHH

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Yeah, I need to upgrade my OS though. I'm on, lol, Vista.

>vista
its either XP or 7 anything else is shit
7 is microsofts best OS

This. If you grew up in America you will have a complete understanding of Fahrenheit naturally. You guys saying you only use Celcius are fucking embarrassing.

Nobody said that

i did because its true

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Vista is pretty stable now. It was shit for like three years though.

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>its true
?

nazis everywhere

whoa
ive only been here 3 years though

does america broadcast foreign politics ?

your election shit is all over our news

lol, no

wrong hand
does anyone on Sup Forums watch TV news? i sure dont

news here was all over Brexit and the Coup in turkey. Thats about it though

is correct
there is no convention for fahrenheit in stem or any practical application

sure, but you're an imm*grant

shut up, I'm more concerned about having a tiny ass cock than if you get our news

no but normies sure as hell do

post cute pokemon, lads

i imagine american news broadcasts big events (elections in major countries, terrorist attacks etc) but nothing major

post cute babee

just multiply by 2 and add 30

LEAVE

No, I really don't think we do. Unless it's BIG like terrorist shit or Brexit (sort of)

I'm an international studies major and I feel like I don't know shit about the world fampai

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Who /tiny dick/ here?

cum lol

r u guys cumfy ?

i honestly dont know since ive never measured it haha
its probably average

>6 inches

there he is there he [USER WAS WARNED FOR THIS POST]

Mines only 4, I namefag to compensate

do not samefag here

Depressing isn't it
Spend like 7 hours sleeping, at least 6 hours at a wageslave job just so you can fucking eat, 2 hours cooking making food showering cleaning all that other shit
That's why the NEET life is the best life. People may hate you, but it's better then slaving away all the fucking time and being too tired for anything.

wait a gosh darn diddly arn second

This is my gf, stay the fuck away.

isn't it supposed to be super cold and super precipitous in the pacific northwest this year because of La Nina?
asking cuz im moving to eastern washington next month lol

Fuck you, I can do it I like

Man I got some nice dubs!

General League from Takeshi's Castle