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*tips towards m'majesty* edition

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good post

The last one didn't even reach the bump limit.
Patience is a virtue OP.

fucking your mam is allso a virtue so get FUCKED

You're being rude.

tschuldigung

Gesundheit

was meinte er dabei?

Gonna fap to some chinky toons lads

>chinky toons
thats my gimmick

nicht hablo deutsche amigo

wir müssen die amis ausrotten um ehrlich zu sein

oh lord remember this /cum/?
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oi kra, cmça falr em ingles
n comprendo nada dsso

Monarchists should be hanged.

I wanna fuck a chupacabra

good post

makes u think

who /drunk/ here

i'm high on cocaine

i'm high on love, man

Who is your favorite Swiss American?

Mine is 'your man'

Gave up drinking.

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i thought we were friends funland

That's not a proper introduction.
Excuse yourself at once!

nice lad. I love some good white, wish I had me some. Enjoy it.

good morning /cum/

it's 3 AM you mong

take your shitty meme back to /lat faggot

had a ""small"" kebab for lunch

im fucking full lads

steamed hams lol

*wakes up from an 11 hour nap*
*yaaawn*
good morning my cummies

hi

hello how are you today

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Fun fact, in New England (the part of the country that supposedly has the most people of irish descent, we call liquor stores packies in reference to irish people.

because you're a bunch of a fuckin pakis

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le working man.gif

500kg of adhesive weights came in, its a bitch to sort them

Are you plagued by namefags?

no we dont have any here

Anyone else take care of animals for a living? This little guy has a broken jaw and basically eats by smashing his face into his food.

Orangemen should direct every /cum/
America should be reminded they are essentially British.

We aren't cowards though

Jesus.
Erm, will he heal up? Will anyone take him?

Woops I meant she. Sadly no, her jaw is permanently fucked. My boss is currently taking care of her though so she'll be fine. I doubt anyone would take her anyway since she makes a huge mess.

I'm Northern Irish.
Stressing the Irish. Like your OP. Think his great aunt was Irish.
I hate the Orangemen well, I'm supposed to. The thing is, they're actually good people.

That face tho

i want to go to sleeep

Forever?

What happened to her?

>6
that would be ideal yes

will he be okay?

I've got tight hammies (hamstrings) and my big toe hurts lads

What does this mean /cum/? Imminent death?

Been around the world and found that only stupid people are breeding. The cretins cloning and feeding and I don't even own a TV

Cancer lad. The outlook is grim. Say cheerio to your mum and that black fella that calls around.

Literally NO black man calls around. Do you even know my life story? I should have you publicly executed along with all of /cum/ for being so bogus

So whats the deal with all the foreigners adopting /cum/ lately? I don't mind it for the most part you're all nice buds, but it seems like every country now posts in /cum/

I just sorta check out the general every once in a while.
Ask some questions related to the american way of living,and then I fuck off back to my own general.

I guess it could be that I've been getting up earlier and therefore interact with europeans more.

Yeah she always looks like that. She usually has a bit of saliva hanging out of her mouth too.
No idea. I don't even know where my boss picked her up.
Yeah she's fine for now.

I don't drink because both my parents used to drink and when they did they would say things that werent very nice to me

I drink rarely because I spent about 6 months spending almost every day with my father as he died from cirrhosis. Who you see somebody you care about so much suffer the consequences for so long in such a horrible way it kind of traumatizes you.

Humane society? It's RSPCA here.

>Report time percentage relative to the worst time result (all values will be in the range [0% - 100%]

i have no idea what this means -- can someone give me a simple example?

context?

Watching narcos makes me want to do coke
Should I?

Nah, I work at a local nonprofit organization. We mostly provide veterinary services for low income households.

Her wee nose looks raw. She's like what? What next.

well i'm supposed to track clock times (which are in seconds) and then take the times and do that, but i don't think the context is that important overall

like say i have (these are random numbers) 0.02, 0.04, 0.08, 0.05, what does it mean to get a percentage relative to the worst result?

i'm guessing it's fairly simple but i don't get it

no

Well the worst result I think is .08, so that would be 100%. The rest would be less- .02 would be 25% and so on

Y

I understand. Vets here do things for free too.

this
>but i don't think the context is that important overall
context is always important

>Olympic flame extinguished by Rio protesters
PFFFFFFFFFT

based vets

You're interesting. God bless you mate.

Her nose is actually fine. Despite her appearance she is actually really friendly and is constantly looking for someone to rub her.

>Obama making sure to light the whole world on fire before he leaves office
>literally no matter who is the next president they will be seen as a warmonger purely because of obama's actions

really makes you think

Show that pic. Someone will love her.

ah ok i'm dumb, thanks

Thanks lads. It's actually a really nice job barring the few really bad cases. Also I don't do it for free my boss pays us out of his bank and thanks to it being nonprofit I actually don't get anything taken out of my check.

I couldn't do it. Animals are beautiful. People are cunts.

weather is nice, who's going to the pool today to cool off

how does he manage to pay you all if its nonprofit?

I'm pissing off. You're a good human. It's a rare thing.

nonprofit doesn't mean free, it means all the money goes directly to the organization is and used to pay employees and pay for supplies and location.

You get used to the assholes after a while. Also we can ban them from coming back, so there's that.
He's pretty well off and is retired. Also he lives super cheaply.
Thanks lad.

Speaking of which I'm off to work.

I wonder what she's thinking about

probably the third reich

A rejection of the humanitarian stance we took could have led to even worse consequences,” the German chancellor said, adding that the assailants “wanted to undermine our sense of community, our openness and our willingness to help people in need. We firmly reject this.
I didn’t say it would be easy. I said back then, and I’ll say it again, that we can manage our historic task – and this is a historic test in times of globalisation – just as we’ve managed so much already, we can manage it.
Germany is a strong country.

public hanging when?

No, don't ruin (more) your life

you should attach a parachute to her and drop her in the middle east

if she wants to be surrounded by islam she can fuck off to the mud holes

Pretty sure an 11 hour nap is just called sleeping

How can you sleep for 11 hours? I'm able to get 7 hours on a good night :(

Short sleepers will die sooner than long sleepers