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Chippy edition

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Enjoying this gimmerick very much

Need drugs desu

inb4 some irish runt says "no it's a chipper"

Chipper**

Book em janny

Haggis supper pls

I've filtered your picture so I never have to read this again (not like I was actually reading it in the first place but you know what I mean)

youtube.com/watch?v=2zlYzk_ydPE the description of this video makes me think

I thought it was called a chipper? or a chippo?

Nice

jumbo sausage and a cob cheers

spanked like a runt

NEVER ONCE IN MY LIFE HEARD ANYONE SAY ''CHIPPER'' YOU FILTHY FUCKING POTATO NIGGER.

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heh

went to a club event last week and it literally ended at 11pm
didn't even go in because entry was $20 so me and my brother just went home at 9
past 1am would be a late night for me
not really

No

You're a bloody runt mate

LEGEND
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Heading to the off-licence in a minute, you lads want anything?

>That guy made a fist at me
>He officially assaulted me at that point

Lads, I think I actually feel really fucking bad about Tim, don't know how I'd cope with that shit

getting my start on the housing ladder

>went to a club event last week and it literally ended at 11pm
events here start at midnight. why is this allowed? Is that because of some kind of law?

A black gf would be nice

out with a mate

grim place to live

Link?

delete this

what a bobby dazzler mate x

flashbacks to the /brit/ meetup

Why the fuck is her problem?

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>renting
M8

BIG duncan ferguson

Give us a sign you're not bullshitting

Just consumed a packet of Walkers Ready Salted crisps

quite good

food has started to taste much better when i'm drunk

who cares

8 cans of tyskie

Are you honestly going to live there?

I mean, we all start somewhere mate but that place is fucking depressing as FUCK. Not only that but it's the kind of place where only a scumbag would live and everyone walking past is going to think that.

Imagine having a proper shit day at work and going home to you box. I'd probably off myself.

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me in the shirt and tie

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Me desu lads aha

Got a DREADFUL haircut lads.

yeah no entry or re-entry past 1:30 and last drinks at 3 (only in the CBD, but that's where all the clubs are)
this means everyone shuts at 1:30
last time I had a really good night was Fatima al-Qadiri last month

send this to tim

M A N C H E S T E R

Having a class night with some of my uni homies. Hope you lads are having a good Friday night :)

not trying to offend anyone but Burial s/t album and Street Halo EP were the best things he did honestly
it all went downhill from there

Beautiful.

someone link this to tim

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actually really like the idea of that
like a comfy jap tinyhouse

I saw at least 4 people cosplaying as Are Kev when I was out and about today lads.

what's a sesh?

yes I'll just buy a house with my money

wasn't that easy.

>I'm a water bender
Geneva will NOT be happy about this one

>cunts like this earn thousands off youtube

HOW? LITERALLY FUCKING HOW. Could not watch more than a minute of her shit and she has MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF VIEWS.

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just look at this cuck shed

Think my narcissism plays against me desu

smoke sesh

a weed smoking session

thats what you get for going to a barbers and not cutting your own hair

>Not living there on the dole, smoking weed and blasting out scouse house all day every day

its not dark yet dickhead.

you just blew it
why even lie about this

ran outta first class stamps m8

Heard there's going to be an opening in Spracklen House in Marlow sometime soon, might do the same mate.

timothy james byrne here

Haven't been to the barber's in months. That's why my haircut is dreadful.

going for the sextuplets in a bit

Did you go to the "barber shop" run by women?

Make a video consisting of only his face selfies with "mad world" playing

fucking hell

5/10

Opened mail addressed to a previous tenant of my apartment, she is late on her credit card payment. Looked her up, she is a qt. Tempted to pay her balance, lads

drinks people drink for fashion:
London - red stripe
manny - tyskie, zwiec
brum - oranjeboom

and k cider all round

Fuck me. He's off his rocker worse than ever before.

think i'll stay in tonight

howling

Bit naughty that

noice

>holding the bottle in between your legs like this

How's it feel having a fanny. HAHAHA

business idea: move to Europe because Sydney is dreadful

Tfw mummy used to be a hairdresser so she cuts my hair

Bost benis while you're at it

youare a normie go away

Marvellous

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>internet explorer temp

sort it out mate

more.

>local council bins still have pictures of safeway products on them
>walk past them and shed a small tear

pls take me back to pre-morrisons era. twas a simpler time back then

business idea: we swap places and i come to australia

ashamed to admit this cuz i'm a scouser
but its mainly girls that do it

liverpool - prosecco

they all started thinkin its classy or something idk

Why is Liverpool such a wonder of a city?

>over 90% white
>great universities
>mix of norwegian and Irish genes to create a strong race
>chinatown
>best museums
>land of poets
>rimmer from red dwarf
>the beatles and their solo careers
>old buildings and new buildings standing side by as if time didn't exist
>two cathedrals
>superior football
>ferry rides
>theatre

Truly God has created this city for kings.

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Stalin - 5'4"
Lenin - 5'5"
Hitler - 5'9"
Mao - 5'11"

lots of young french people are moving to australia for some reasons
maybe because they get paid more or something? I don't know I've never been there but I doubt the life is better

Fuck off twats

It's when you and the lads (and birds too) go out and get absolutely battered

>I call it Londonderry

I know they probably won't see this but I just want to apologise to every girl I've ever raped

alright

is there a way to download facebook pics in one go

it's called londonderry

rasheed

>be actual diagnosed sperg
>get called a normie
Am confuse

Sort your life out hahaha