ITT: We all live in the year 2016 but in a reality where the 3rd Reich was completely successful

ITT: We all live in the year 2016 but in a reality where the 3rd Reich was completely successful.

Sieg heil!

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I'll get the ball rolling.

I love the efficient public transport in my city.

H-heil!!! p-please don't gas me ;-;

Look at him pathetically trying to hide his boner. Its as if their is he thinks there is something wrong with being sexually attracted to females. What a mad lad

boy i sure hate russians

>we all live
pretty sure a lot of us would be dead in your alt history

Blonde hair and blue eyes m8te,

ok

Not us :-D

Reported to Gestapo

Duetschland uber alles always did sound better on bagpipes.

I love the fact that bath houses still exist and are for families instead of gays and old jews.

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Wtf is that flag?

I'm glad that with the collaboration of the Großdeutsches Reich my fatherland was able to turn into a truly federalized country where each state was properly and individualized developed and held together by the means of a powerful ruler, who led it to be the most prosperous and most corruption-free country in the world! Phew, I wonder what would've happened if Germany had lost the war, maybe we'd be screwed wouldn't we?

Sieg Heil Germania!

I hate being a slave to the Germans but at least my country is a 100% white.

Lmao all you fucks got fucked lmao I am in the woods hiding. Hahahaha. Am I the last non-white?

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Have you guys heard about the new shopping centre going up in Pyongyang?

Feels good that the Reich got destroyed irl. The German tears are delicious

Wtf are you talking about?

I'm 3/4 Slav 1/4 Jew so...

Hey look, a non existent post.

>bones of grandparents crumble silently in their unmarked mass grave

My daughter walked to school by herself today and was not raped or killed.

Thanks Hitler.

> tfw we won in reality and you cucks have to fantasize and watch

There have been no rapes or murders in Yorkshire since 1939.

Just ignore the schizo

Russia's role in WW2.

Feels good, would've been better without gommunism

Auf welcher Sprache redet ihr jetzt alle? Ich dachte, die Sprache der Briten sei seit Jahrzehnten tot!

Something something something dark side.

I'm not sure whether i should live on the japanese or german owned side of my country.

Wie bitte? Wir konnen nicht Deutschen sprechen weil der Fuhrer war nicht imperialistisch sein

;-;

Would've been better without germans starting two World Wars and destroying half of the world (WHILE LOSING!). Germans fail to extract lessons from their history. I bet the next war will be started because of some german led anti-refugee rebellion or some shit.

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Why would he butturt? Germans are the ones that lost, you should use that image on yourself

I'm sorry that after the successful completion of Operation Sealion, 25-33% of the British population was to be enslaved, and another massive chunk that desperately resisted to save the British nation exterminated.

Glad to live in the US. If any Wehrmacht soldier comes near me I WILL DRAW MY .45 CCW AND USE ANY MEANS NECESSARY TO DEFEND MY LIFE AS ORDAINED IN THE CONSTITUTION OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.

You gotta give me a divergence point for this reality, I don't know if we got the American South West back or if it's Japanese...

He is right though

you only need to know it's a white people fantasy all other races are dead and Mexico became some kind of disneyland where German youth's dress like mariachi and give you a tour of the pyramids as a summer job

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Sea_Lion#Planned_occupation_of_Britain
"According to captured German documents, the commander-in-chief of the German Army, Walther von Brauchitsch, directed that "The able-bodied male population between the ages of 17 and 45 will, unless the local situation calls for an exceptional ruling, be interned and dispatched to the Continent". This represented about 25% of male citizens. The UK was then to be plundered for anything of financial, military, industrial or cultural value,[133] and the remaining population terrorised. Civilian hostages would be taken, and the death penalty immediately imposed for even the most trivial acts of resistance.[134]

The deported male population would have most likely been used as industrial slave labour in areas of the Reich such as the factories and mines of the Ruhr and Upper Silesia. Although they might have been treated less brutally than slaves from the East (whom the Nazis regarded as sub-humans, fit only to be worked to death), living and working conditions would still have been severe.[135]

In late February 1943, Otto Bräutigam of the Reich Ministry for the Occupied Eastern Territories claimed he had the opportunity to read a personal report by General Eduard Wagner about a discussion with Heinrich Himmler, in which Himmler had expressed the intention for special forces of the SS to kill about 80% of the populations of France and England after the German victory.[136] In an unrelated event, Hitler had on one occasion called the English lower classes "racially inferior".[137]"

So when the big Wehrmacht soldier barges in and sees your qt Cara gf how do you prep him you cuck?

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>"3rd Reich" was completely successful
Never would have happened. Fascism was doomed by its own ambitions.

>destroying half of the world (WHILE LOSING!)

that's a win in my book

How's life in Madagascar my Jewish friend?

While I'm all for the Nazi's winning and all that jazz, the idea of eliminating 80% of the French and English populations (while awesome), is nothing short of absolute fucking insanity. They could never pull it off.

I love that we don't have usury anymore and that we are truly free at last!

IDK dude they were going pretty ham on Eastern European populations. 20+ million Russians died and that was while they were fighting back. Imagine how vulnerable they would be if the German army no longer faced any resistance and could solely concentrate on exterminating people?

They could have literally saved the world
Nazis predicted the overpopulation

lol

ITT fanfiction

Hitler himself said that the British people were closely related to the Germanic one, he'd never exterminate white people because muh evil nazi muh let's kill 'em all bullshit.

These speculations people make are ludicrous to say the least.

>tfw I was never born
FeelsExistentialismMan

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PEACE BE UNTO ALLAH

ALLAHU ACKBAR

The Prophet Hitler finally brought unity of the world under Islam. Sieg heil!

>muh genetic neighbors maymay
Is that why the Germans completely starved countless Dutch civilians all across the occupied Netherlands in the winter of 1944, resulting in 15,000+ civilians starving to death? Guess the Dutch weren't "close enough" for the Germans then, eh?

Overpopulation has literally been predicted in ancient times. Nazis just like stealing history like always

they got angry at partisans

LMAO implying Hitler's push to have women have upwards of 4+ children each was "curbing overpopulation". There were massive tax breaks and STATE RECOGNITIONS for having lots of children ffs

....And the British would not have resisted? The only people they gave a shit about were the Nordics. Everyone else could be fucked for all they cared (they did save a few "Germanic" looking children in EE though)

Man it sure feels good to be an honest German over here in Reichsgau Westland.

>Hitler himself said
Well I dont know if these news have gotten themselves to the shit hole called Brazil
BUT
its is vastly accepted fact in modern world that Hitler said a whole lot of fucking bullshit.

Actually, under the Nuremberg laws full blooded ethnic Spaniards like myself were given equal to Aryan status, and seriously you really did get carried away with that fantasy, the Nazi weren't looking to incorporate all European countries into the reich, let alone conquer the world...

Google suspense of disbelief...

Do you know how difficult it was to feed people in such conditions of total war? Think about it for a second. And I don't know the specific event you're talking about.

Anyways, at normal conditions Hitler wouldn't purposely exterminate white civilians, which, memes aside, he didn't do even at war.

I guess. I just remembered a video where some german war veterans talked with a dutch lady and explained to her that they only killed people who were partisans, that she was crazy etc, and she started crying because her grampa was killed by nazis

They starved Dutch civilians because railroad workers went on strike. Not even partisan resistance, they just went on strike.

Also, World War Two exterminated an egregious number of whites. We don't know how he would have treated so many people outside Germany in a peacetime scenario, but the Slavs (who are white imo) would have been fucked beyond all belief, and scores in west Europe would die resisting.

Hitler was the worst thing ever to happen to whites next to the black death

Hitler also destroyed all sense of nationalism in Europe and made European powers so weak that they lost their colonies. Multikulti and humanitarianism are indirectly caused by Hitler's chimpout. Europe would be a much better place today if the Nazis never started their bullshit. Even commies wouldn't have gained so much power if the Germans didn't leave everything in ruins.

Exactly. Millions of Europeans wouldn't die, hundreds of thousands of Americans wouldn't die in another foreign war, west Europe would remain strong and be its own counter against the Russians without the need for American intervention, the list goes on and on

He even let the British troops retreat in the Battle of Dunkirk.

You were simply conditioned to think like that, those same claims I read all the time and I'm tired of debunking them tbf, but a few things:

White soldiers were intended to be killed during WW2, not civilians. Again, it was never the intent of Hitler to kill innocent white people. And matter of fact the ones who started targeting non-military cities were the Allies, the Royal Air Force to be more specific. Second of all, neither the Slavs are white nor they would've been exterminated by Germans, Hitler's self-aware enough not to kill people based solely on their race (if you say 'muh Jews' you should go study). I could spoon-feed you here but I'm quite tired and typing way too much text already.

Hitler had beliefs well-founded enough for his 'chimpout'. Read Mein Kampf if you want to get out the common sense for fuck's sake. Goodbye.

>Read Mein Kampf
The Stalag Edition

I look forward to intelligent conversation on Sup Forums. I am glad I do not have to shitpost.

>Hitler had beliefs well-founded enough
Like what? Believing that Germans were Aryans even though they're not

First off, the images I saw of malnourished Dutch adults and Dutch children crawling through trash cans wasnt "conditioning". Second I find it hilarious how you're telling me to rise above propaganda when you blindly believe Hitler. He SAID he wasn't going to exterminate whites, then killed tens of millions of them. As a Brazilian you especially know how mistrustful politicians can be