Be me

>be me
>18 yo
>1.64
>male
i'm patethic

god, i dont believe in you but please, send me 10 cm more

>tfw 18
>tfw 185
>tfw skinny
>tfw i will look like a greek statue if i start lifting
>mfw

>its another Pathetic Pedro thread

reminds me of feel all night sleep all day strayan autist

How long is your cock?

>Pedro
No it's Jorge

yoga can get you like 2 more and you can do it inside.

Fucking Jorge again. PLS kill yourself.

dont worry man
I know a midget that dates a model
you can get a girl easy if you try

>if i start lifting

don't fool yourself Pierre, you know about your own procrastination

t. 1.90 bigboi

>i will look like a greek statue if i start lifting

And how are you winning there exactly?

Right. Everyone knows the pathetic Spanish guy who cant stop complaining about his fucking pathetic life.

>TFw 180 cm
>tfw still a manlet

How can you even be under 165 cm? Did you get a spinal injury as a child which stunted your growth?

Aesthethics my friend, Ectomorphs tend to look 1000x better than Manlets when they're built

>This is what lankets believe

you will NEVER be build without taking copious amounts of roids and eating near 6000 calories a day. Being a lanket is a curse. Bow down to 5'11 master race

We have the same age and shit the only difference is that i am 178 cm and i am hoping to reach 180cm

>Ectomorph

Somatotypes are pseudoscience

Can't blame the height for having shitty genetics muscle building -wise. Srs.

>tfw 174
>among pale lanklets
I will always be seen as weak and efeminate.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>you will NEVER be build without taking copious amounts of roids and eating near 6000 calories a day. Being a lanket is a curse. Bow down to 5'11 master race

But that's bullshit, i already consulted my nutritionist, she told me i need 3k calories daily in order to gain 1 pound every week. i'am also getting a mass gainer which will guarantee me 55grams of brotein and 1250k calories per shake.

...

>Nutritionist

Top kek. I could've told you that you needed to eat more to gain weight.

Pray tell how does your nutritionist look? You're wasting your money.

>i'am also getting a mass gainer which will guarantee me 55grams of brotein and 1250k calories per shake


>>>>>>.
STOP

Mass gainer is overpriced carbs with a couple scoops of whey included. Just eat actual food, stop wasting your money dude

I'll send you 10cm in your ass if you know what I mean

You could also eat real food.
Mass gainers are just powdered low quality carbs.

Are you telling me mass gainers don't work?

I can't imagine south Europeans are so tall.

You can always become a qt girl :3

It's just overpriced food that you make into a drink. There is no difference from just eating oats and chicken breast

Just buy normal food, whey, a multi vitamin, creatine and lift hard. That's all u need.

If you want to fall for all the memes do gallon of milk a day and starting strength, kek(not sure how skinny you are)

They work but so does food, eat some cheese Pierre

you can still grow if you will force it with special exercises.

You make me sick !

>He only can to give 10cm

>you can still grow if you will force it with special exercises.

You stop growing by ~25.

So just start doing deadhangs, active stretching exercises and yelling 'GROW GROW GROW' every morning

>special exercises

im talking about real physical exercises, not mental psucjo retarded shit

hivemind

There is no fucking exercises you can do to stretch your skeleton to give yourself over 10 centimeters

Save up some € and buy limb lengthening surgery.

there are

Show any kind of tangible proof that they work

how on earth are you going to extend the bones of a nearly fully grown adult male?

Maybe if you take HGH or some secretagogue for years and you haven't finished growing yet but I don't think that's healthy nor affordable

No there arent. 10cm is like 4 inches. No exercise can make you go from 5'7 to 5'11.

didn't you already make this thread
fuck a dwarf or something

If you don't believe in God you deserve every misfortune you get.

>tfw 21yo and 5'7"

16
1.70
girl

>16
>girl

post proof

Hello I demand to see proof. I will accept a timestamp on your labia as proof

can you ban yourself from this webpage

thanks

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>22 years old
>162 cm
>Girl
>Good shitposter

>Canadian flag
>Beijing
Nothing wrong here

How overweight are you m8

Get a good posture

My BMI is 18.something

So you have a small penis?

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