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Saturday is Tawas day

wow are you really going to make cupcakes today with that self-raising flour?

Dead General

Aoi a cute

blame normies

Ooga booga

I want a white boyfriend..

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daily reminder that this shit can write cina

I'm whiter than you

white gf is what I want

>wake up
>no chink gf

what's so special for a malaysian?

What is the best candy and why is it Mik Mik milk powder?

I want yandere gf

Our Naj

Moar

"its about two sixes" - Naj

will mata-mata come here?

I can hook you up senpai. I know some lonely ass white weeabs in my college who go to the gym and look like decent. But they are too beta to talk to random women. If you are ok with that.

Anyone here major in Chinese
Can you tell me your experiences?
I was considering studying abroad all four years with the GI Bill, for free basically, but I don't know any Chinese to start.

t. beta college male that go to the gym and dont talk to womyn

Sunny day.

Sup Forums is BTFO, hard.

Do you have a twitch account?

Are rice cookers worth the money?

t. clueless westerner trying to get fit but not good at cooking rice

hello

t. type of person described in this

Well yeah if you eat rice everyday like us

>trying to get fit but not good at cooking rice
ofc, its worth it

I want to start eating it about 4-5 times a week because right now I eat pasta every night

Alright then, I burn or severely under cook the rice every time right now

>not good at cooking rice
what?
how hard is cooking rice?

Basically, yeah, a lot of betas go to the gym, they end up looking hot but still beta mentally and don't know how to talk to woman. I'm lucky enough to get a Flip girl introduced to me by my my flip cousin.

very, my mom never cooked it
we eat corn and wheat

rice is nice

rice is life

Is tonight a saturday night or it was last night?

Those who did not buy shoes made from Mariquina will be under the watchlist and get shot

The president is encouraging people to buy shoes from Marikina, but he should encourage more to invest in Alabang.

>being a wagecuck on sabbath

nth for dutdut

Why what's in Marikina? And where the fuck is that?

Magandang tanghali
ano ang iyong pananghalian,mga tsong?

Are you using auto rice cooker or using pot?

If rice cooker, a family of 3, 4 cups of red shot cup(add if necessary).
Rinse rice 2-3 times. (White water is the starch, more starch make rice sticky)
Evenly spread rice grains, add water till 1.5 cm above rice.
Use cloth to dry the outer cooker pot.
And cook.

Using pot over stove.
Same method of preparation.
Use medium heat about 20 min and then low heat for 10 min. Close lid. To know if rice is ready, the holes appearing on top during cooking will become bubbles.

*do not overpour water, it will become podrige.

question to the mudslimes here:

what books besides the Quran do you read for your religious education?

Basic English

Really makes you think

None.

so if we legalize crimes, there wont be any criminals?

Statistically yes.

Little Red Book for Malaixiya

That explains why Saudi is such a 1st world country

"Learning without teacher is learning with Satan". Basically means seek a human teacher legit in this study.

40 hadith.
Basic Arabic.
Quran pronunciation class. (Read quran in Arabic script, Shall never read silently, must be voiced)
Quran Tafser (in depth quran meaning class in local language)
Islamic ethiquette class

do you read a biography of Muhammed ever?

>'How to destroy anglos-countries 101' written by Dr. Azhari

JK. Mostly science books.
Hell, my cousin doesn't even allowed to watch TV by my strict religious Aunt.

Usually it will come together in hadith class and ethiquette class.
Theres a Seerah (history) class, dedicated to study the life of Islamic prophets and figures. Including mohamed.

Do we all hate China?

Statistically and practically yes.
Think about it, if you don't criminalize drugs, people will be less prone to giving money to criminal organizations.
A company dealing in a legal good is less susceptible to also dealing in murder, extortion, etc.

NO I LOVE CHINA CHINA WILL SAVE ALL

Classic Malays.

proxy pls go, hambar la bro

So, yeah. I did. For lessons and curiousity.

I take that back, is actually chink

SAY HI TO OUR CHINK LURKERS

obviously they cant post cause google hates them

Finding some good doujin artists. Got any?

>implying chinks arent smart enough to tweak their VPN and access blocked sites from there

>implying chinks are smart

smart enough to become richer than you 2bh

No

Are you a Yandere girl?

hey /asean/, how does it feel that Vietnamese is on Duolingo, and your other cuck languages didn't make it?
bahasa a shit

well done very well done
however indog is full

When the Indo course is released, no one is going to study it, 3bh senpai

No one cares.

t. butthurt muzzie
inshallah amirite

(You)

mechado lang

tang ina to but at least meron akong internet

Where I can buy this?

GAN

ty
>halal
put it in the bin, user

>aceh a sharia shit hole
>ganja
nigga wut?

What's it like having a kid?

I had a almost got into relationship with someone with a kid.
fucking little shits

I could be a living meme and use my wifes son unironically

t. S. Tourist

>use my wife's son
now that's some fucked up shit

Hello

>my wife's son


every fucking time

aceh is just a confused araboo

Ughhh gross

What the hell Flipbong

thanks for getting me fire from work, asshole
yotsuba B is reserved solely for SFW content

You don't need to call him a flip anymore


We are disowning him

do you work for the NFPA or something?

You are making him crei man

cheers

Drinking can get you shot and sprinkeld nigga

Better to die one shot than get raped by a stranger high on drugs.

I bet you will get both done to you

drunk= instant rapist tho

>t. basement dwelling SJW plebbit shill browsing /r9k/

Remember to buy shoes made in Mariquina or you are a drug lord and you need to get shot.

I hate McDonald's so fucking much

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Eat at Jollibee then