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up to no good as usual edition

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youtube.com/watch?v=_bQGRRolrg0
projects.fivethirtyeight.com/2016-election-forecast/?ex_cid=rrpromo#plus
youtube.com/watch?v=dRivDVk7OBU
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Having a wank edition.

i want a new picture for thread edition !!

you know using the same image over and over is going to upset the janny

That makes me respect OP even more desu

everybody report this post

we want a new one

No "we" don't
As long as it's not Brady I don't really give a shit

this is officially my 35th /cum/ thread lads

holy shit, just looked it up and heelies come in adult sizes too

I nominate this for the next thread.

Brady is a beautiful and perfect man

i wouldn't really mind if it was related to north american culture or at least funny

or this

...

as a whole how do you like my editions?
desuarchive.org/_/search/subject//cum//username/your man/page/1/

Can you post something original for once? Also, you keep making these threads early.

AIDS

>wake up
>go to work
>wake up
>go to work
>day off nice
>damn work again, always comes so fast
>go to work
>go to work
>go to work
>go to work
>go to work
What a shit deal. How does anyone live in such mediocrity?


I fucking hate looking at it.

who the fuck is this annoying new trip

hmmmmmm

I don't see anyone new.

CIA

NOVA yuppies get OUT!!

you're the new one here

has he finally been stumped?

oh shit

So this was from before everyone found out Clinton rigged the nomination?

look at the file name

That doesn't really answer the question.

?

projects.fivethirtyeight.com/2016-election-forecast/

Nice try nigger. Hillary is 52.8% and Trump is 47.1%. He's already caught up

reeeeeee why does my leg hurt

After trump builds wall, will mexicans still be allowed in these threads?

About how much longer do you guys think it will be before there's a serious push for hate speech laws in the US?

Yes, the ones in Mexico are alright folks.

yes

This isn't the real world, it's only an interpretation

Dunno but I hate everyone already so fuck em

tfw no Portuguese gf

pls send more immigrants

Im a skeleton and even I think girl on the left needs to eat something

She's the best one tho, fat women should die 2bh

I am a product of seclusion and memes. These two factors have played the biggest roles in producing the filthy fucking freak that is before you. Memes have burrowed their way deep into my subconscious during my most susceptible periods. It's as if my brain has been rewired to accommodate these putrid memes. It is more than clear that they've taken their toll, I can even feel it... Almost every aspect of my personality has changed. I spasmodically spout nonsense. I barely recognize my own reflection in the mirror now. I can no longer make out any sense in reality.
I can feel them weighing down on me, ruining me from within. I can't believe that I've allowed for this to happen. There doesn't seem to be any turning back from this misery.

bummer, man

shhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeetttt dawg

>fat women should die 2bh
Yes tqbh

oh

wat the fuk

pls tell me it isnt true

ain't that a bitch

according to Sup Forumsacks and other folks, it was true, but now Trump has caught up.

>they still make heelies

It's old

Try to get a job that you like. Graveyard watch positions let you play osrs

Is it weird that I have no investment in either candidate but I'd rather see Trump win to piss of the Europeans?

youtube.com/watch?v=_bQGRRolrg0

for my mexican faams

projects.fivethirtyeight.com/2016-election-forecast/?ex_cid=rrpromo#plus

Yes i'm '''''hispanic''''' but that doesn't mean i'm some nonwhite lawnmower chump.

off*

>it's either trump or hillary

chicano asqueroso

I know more japanese than spanish desu
plus im puertorican not chi

youtube.com/watch?v=dRivDVk7OBU

Wisconsin and Michigan you fucking niggers!

I'm a mexican, pretending to be a chicano, pretending to be a mexican, pretending to be a girl.

What am i doing with my life?

wall

...

unironically reading arthur memes rn

unironically being cooler than every American rn

*colder

just made some cheeseburgers lads us americans am i right

Have you even broken a bone?

I haven't because I drink a glass of milk with every meal.

salute the sun

Ive broken my wrist, my arm, and one of my fingers

then I started drinking milk™ and I never hurt myself again!

i'm reading monster musume right now lads what a wild and crazy friday night

Just my nose because I ran into a wall. not pleasant

Mother dearest shut a car door on my fingers once and it latched and broke 3 of them

Broke my left ankle skateboarding in my teens

Been lucky overall

I had a rhynoplasty, i guess that counts, next day i wanted to kill myself because of the pain

Never broken a bone, desu. I wonder how it feels.

Milk master race

>That feel when you realize your gf is crazy

extremely painful

Spreading a fuck ton of canabutter on a piece of bread ngl
see you on the other side lads

feels like
>"ow fuck"
>"oh shit that ain't right"

>Have you even broken a bone?
My right arm, when i was a kid.

I don't know how, but it was painful af.

For you

Cold milk is the best drink.

I heard it feels numb at first and you don't feel pain until half an hour later.

go on

Kneecap, ran into another guy playing football. Just a bad angle.
Its not that bad honestly. I could walk on it, but it took a lot of effort.

where the fuck did you hear that? The pain is instantaneous

I just saw someone from high school on Omegle under the tags Sup Forums and /r9k/

Yea nah you feel it when it happens but the swelling may make it worse later

She has orderline personality disorder and asks me to reassure her of things often, moods quickly change, very frightening

Some video about broken bones as a kid.

might sleep soon

I like you

She needs to see a shrink and get medicated.

Milk buddies for life

Do you have a sense of direction or are you just sort of a drifter like me

She is on both, its not terrible, she doesnt fuck with me, but i am aware of her craziness

I just try to do what is expected of me.

Buddy from highschool that died in a car crash a couple years back would've been 21 today