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steamed hams edition

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korean pop

good edition

tragic post

aurora borealis

Why would you make this and why make it early?

Seriously, what's the point, what do you get out of it?

The Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?

can yanks stop making thread please


thanks yanks

Wish I was handy, lads. Would love to be able to do stuff like this.

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Hi mates

Bit tired

Regards,
Tim

anything past 300 posts is fair game
its a edition eat edition world out there nige

fuck that, I want his bunker.

>>>/Reddit/

>one of the greatest scenes in the simpsons is reddit

everything about this post is wrong

fuck off janny

well good mornin
cold out

You repeated a Simpsons joke well done

Maybe you should move on to Monty Python while you're at it

see

he's not wrong

aimsir éireannach

*thanks kind stranger for the gold*

not even gone 10am and the prawns are already squabbling amongst themselves

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>dirty talking with a slag on tinder
>tells me to come in her
>I tell her I'll have to eat her out first
>stops responding

Oh gee, did I go too far?

Is this a very important poll?

e-x-t-r-e-m-e-l-y

Come on out you little scuttling lurkers

did you actually use the phrase 'eat you out' lad?

british fish n chips la

*references seinfeld*

Dreadful

It is never-ever a good idea to offer eating a girl's pussy before she says anything about it

Doing a poo lads

EDIT: holy shit thanks for the pass kind stranger
EDIT 2: this is now my most (You)ed post of all time and its about doing a poo. We did it again Sup Forums!

fuck sakes this guy is too annoying

He's reddit incarnate

shit show

brilliant haha a million reddits to you my good sir

you call hamburgers steamed hams?

fuckin gold m8

It's more inclined towards white people.

post fucking machines

why is /brit/ so tsundere towards americans

*starts a sentence with "So" like i'm on reddit*

Worst thing about leaving NEETdom and working a 9-5 ia missing Australian posting hours desu

i sure do love me a nice argentinian island beach resort

yes, its a regional expression

>he can't view/post at work

?????

what region?

*makes an off-hand remark about having watched The Office like a million times now*

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gotchu faM

Dont you ever talk to me like that you filthy abo

@62799279
no (You)'s for you

ironic reddit posting is still reddit

emm, upstate new york

bazinga

Get my daily dose when I go out for a fag but apart from that I can't

good fucking goy new zealand

Got any rare pepes for us lads

yeah just saved a few off facebook haha

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business idea: call donations 'tips' so it seems like you're providing a service instead of begging for charity

no sorry

wish the gf was here so we could cuddle and laugh at you pathetic worms

Reposting here then.

Everyone think Swedes are cold as fuck and impossible to penetrate. I can agree that it is hard in the beginning to befriend one but once that is over there is literally no end to the friendship.

Works in the UK, people are super friendly and inviting but hits a wall that is impossible to penetrate afterwards. Have an English boyfriend that was easy to befriend and seemed cool. Literally 6 months into the "relationship" I don't know where he lives except somewhere in London, don't know his hobbies, know nothing about him. But he thinks we are ready to meet his parents..? (Am I doing this right? No near ready to meet his parents and I honestly thought we were more fuck buddies than relationship). I feel like this have been the common trait of many of my "friends" in the UK and US. By this time in Sweden I would know how you lost your virginity, what you are doing this weekend, what fuck ups your parents are and generally everything about you. How do I get to know brits to the layer that they tell me their fetishes and true views on the world!?! Or are you all friendly but uptight-pretending-to-be-perfect twats?

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it's really unnerving seeing someone else post that

your gf fucked a nigger

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I wonder how much of the vote were meme voters.

who /hate nicola sturgeon/ here

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Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio; a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy; he hath borne me on his back a thousand times; and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is! My gorge rises at it. Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know not how oft. Where be your gibes now? Your gambols? Your songs? Your flashes of merriment, that were wont to set the table on a roar?

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Tim-posters need to fuck off.

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I was a meme voter desu senpai.
never thought we'd actually do it haha

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anti-tim posting is still tim posting

Is this the handwriting of an autist?

Saving it regardless

Do one.

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why do pornstars always marry other pornstars?

i think i know the answer i just needed it worded better in my head

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Fuck off back to /r/Sup Forums you runt

LOVE baiting redditors.. thing is my bait comment is being upvoted this morning. really hoping for the karma-needle to swing and a nice argument to kick off.

Feel like I should drive somewhere.

Where should I go?

bf wants to meet my parents but I'm not even sure I'm gay so can't come out to them lads hahah what a dilemma, what'll I do?

He looks a bit like Alistair campbell

Put a dress on him and introduce him as your gf

just say you haven't come out yet

MORNIN' GEORGE

just watched the entirety of born survivor by bear grylles lads

Think I'm ready to take on the wild, will see you lads when I've made my coconut computer

france lad. ferry is like 40 quid on the day or something and your insurance automatically covers it. pls bring me a chateauneuf du pape and saucisson back.

>this man ordered the death of others in cold blood

mental

Farmfoods

link

Love her desu lad but I'm an SNP member hahah

remember this
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why do yank television shows constantly have different "theme" music playing in the background, changing between every scene

makes watching it so fucking stressful

connected my laptop to tv using hdmi to watch a film

want to use external speakers, do i plug them into the laptop or the tv? whichever i do they don't seem to work

your father was a hamster! And your mother smelled of elderberries!

gerry is sound

your computer's audio settings will have an option to route audio either through the HDMI to the telly or through the laptop, maybe have a look in there