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Black metal edition

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don't step to me sonny

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Who /barack and harassed/ here?

mary mary quite contrary
mary mary quite contrary

hi

please come and pick up your filth thanks

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really makes you blink

kek

put tim inside the door in the background

why do you keep posting this? it's not even slightly amusing. fuck off

>he's here

youtube.com/watch?v=mD_-JKvSJrc

Yanks are so fucking stupid

Good edition

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@62809756
foy

What's their story?

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>The official figures from the Department for Communities and Local Government for England are that on average 498 people sleep rough each night

What the fuck?
There's literally only 500 homeless people in the UK

Why doesn't the government just re-house all of them instead of taking in 50,000 refugees?

Watching Dwayne Johnson's Hercules
AMA

not liking this dentist gimmick 2bh

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>no belt

gagging for 33yo with Average body type fanny
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excellent

you should use a sweaty one instead of a smiling one tho

He's right though you post it all the time for no real reason but it's not funny

there is a austistic tranny brit shitting up our threads

please take your countryMAN away

Just realised that /brit/ is full of underage Redditors.

Is it just me or are we going through /brit/ threads a lot faster now?
Is it the yanks?

what are you the fucking gimmick police you little fucking runtbag

feel like Tim just needs 1 person in his life he can trust

It's complete shite

Not funny at all
Its a really shit version of kev

literally year 9 kids bullying a mentally ill man

most of them will sleep in homeless shelters or whatever, those 500 are just too crazy even for that

That's obviously wrong, I live in Oxford and there's at least 100 people who sleep rough in the city centre

because they're druggie wasters who don't deserve help and should be left to die

Keep it

lmaoing at this yank

he has DHL bear

Source, because that's obviously bullshit

as far as i know, i have never clicked a youtube link in /brit/, but i'm being recommended grime

>autistic
>tranny

Mind keeping it?

>geek

wew

kill yourself

>UK
>Black metal

ok

what happened to the left

his name is Scoochy you utter melon

don't trust the delivery companies they're one of the dentists minions

It's school summer holidays, there's always more posters at this time of the year

webarchive.nationalarchives.gov.uk/20120919132719/http://www.communities.gov.uk/documents/housing/pdf/hspolicybrief20

>as far as i know, i have never clicked a youtube link in /brit/

>some knobhead tried to brake check me multiple times earlier
>was so focused on looking at me in his mirror he drove into the back of a lorry

it was only going through town so not fast but i was kekking badly as i drove past, had a massive shit-eating grin on my face

looks very similar, could be her sister
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Want to do a poo but I just did a bet on a horse and the race is about to start

loving this "one person dislikes my gimmick and everyone has to lol isn't it so shit lads hahaha let's give him (You)s to prove how shit it is" gimmick

what if the DHL bear has a camera in it and is transmitting a live video feed back to the DHL lair

somebody should let Tim know about this theory

wish they'd bring back that google+ gimmick from april fools day

*shoots life in the head*

FUCK life

walked 20 miles now my legs are fucked
can't even walk downstairs

wasn't expecting this in middlesborough
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what an ugly ginger?

It's rice and beans with garlic bread for tea!

thingsthatneverhappened.png

lol

Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio; a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy; he hath borne me on his back a thousand times; and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is! My gorge rises at it. Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know not how oft. Where be your gibes now? Your gambols? Your songs? Your flashes of merriment, that were wont to set the table on a roar?

626 words lads

think I'll take a break

It's from 2007 though

are you poor or something

Tim would literally go spare if he found out one of his beloved bears was bilking him. If a man can't trust his bears who can he trust?

haha remember when we kept using banter emojis so >THE JANNY disabled them haha

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have you ever though how the media must be begging for a massive terrorist attack every day

think of all the extra web traffic it generates and all the extra sales of papers

i was thinking the same

brainwashed by the globalists

The Tim meme has gone too far, I'm thinking about paying him a visit to explain everything. You twats have made him even more paranoid than he already was.

may have to send him a letter from one of scoochey bears old coworkers exposing him

newsflash: most people aren't sociopaths

Nah lad I just like thrifty, delicious scran

>supreme

dropped

rasheed

he would just accuse you of working for the dentist and making it up to get him evicted

hes a fucking headcase m8

nobody eats cheap food out of choice

>my life is shit and uneventful, so surely that's the case for everyone else

>brake check

I don't believe this actually happens, nobody is that retarded

I believe everyone has a few sociopathic tendencies even if you're not willing to admit it

I know how to deal with mentally ill people, some of my friends have had similar issues to Tim.

Ask away open book no pervs jus eya t kill time now :) xx
Nething u wana know ask away im a pure **** at times....ya warned lol xx coffee aholic dont do drugs dont drink much but when i do drink i dont stop ha also not lookin for dates or sex if i want that iv got it on hand if needed im jus really lovin chattin t the ppl i do chat t xx as**** as my profile sounds i am ya average lass......defo not a freak like some on here haha bring on the banta :) xxxx im the **** u chat to while u wait fir mrs wright.....but i will b ya nandos queen lol xx if ya in a realtionship jog on cant be doin wi tht drama ;) xx

My head hurts

*taps the brakes*

is this real

Americanisation turned them all into bleeding heart liberals

McCarthyism poisoned the communist name

Most working class people hate foreigners and abandoned the left for the right

That's obviously not true that is it mate haha

btw when I say rice and beans it's a proper recipe, not just boiled rice with baked beans

t. stephen elliot

Just did a horrendously smelly poo

how have you never brake checked/been brake checked?

you must live in an area full of pensioners

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It has me howling

How is /GF2016/ coming along lads

Only 5 months left

good lad