Belgium: you're funny and you make the best beers Luxembourg: You have really cheap cigarets and you're the reason why unemployment rate along the border is not 75% Germany: You know how to work and your cities are very clean Switzerland: You're one of the best country in the world Italy: Nice people, nice landscape and beutiful language Monaco: Same as Switzerland Spain: Comfy landscapes, you know how to do siesta and fiesta Andorra: Cheap cigarets, don't know much about this country Suriname: Great football players Brazil: Great football players
>you're funny But user that's not very nice, that's the "belgians are a bit dumb but they're funny" cliché
Henry Lee
>Italy >nice people
Adam Jenkins
Don't forget Canada and Australia
David Thompson
>belgians are a bit dumb but they're funny we have the same stereotype desu
Michael Young
I only put countries that have land borders with us. I could put Netherlands but Saint Martin have a special status
Colton Williams
Belgium: cute girls, cute accent, good beer Germany: nice people France: GOAT language, UK: ...
Christian Diaz
Sweden: you're gays, but handsome gays. Estonia: decent whores Russia: I.. Cant think of anything
Jack Smith
fuck off you made that up because you're both jealous you can't have us
Ryder Brown
You missed Canada.
Mexico: Not everyone from your country is a sack of shit some of you are pretty cool. Your food is mostly good and Tequila and Mezcal are pretty good.
Canada: You aren't Mexico and both as a nation and as individuals are easy to get along with. The French Canadians make some decent beer as well.
Noah Smith
Norway?
Bentley King
>Argentina It's like us but they have a funny accent,god-tier food and cute girls >Peru Good food,cheap stuff,historical value >Bolivia Good place to visit i guess?
>USA Thanks for being the main contributor to all of the everything that has ever come from this continent.
Also thanks for being the North American Army.
>Have borders with literally nobody else.
Logan Walker
>Belgium : Stupid pedos :^) No, seriously, I love them >Netherlands : I like their culture, their language and their history >Luxembourg : goat tier cunt, comfy af >Germany : powerful, rich, goat tier language, culture, stop cucking yourself, tho >Switzerland : one of the best countries in the world, Gaulish brothers, the people is kinda arrogant, tho (just like us) >Italy : god tier language, culture, Italian guys are cool and Italians girls are cute >Monaco : Little France...just too adorable for me :^) >Spain : don't really like their culture/language but they're okay, I guess, top tier influence and legacy in this world >Andorra : cheap cigs :^) >Suriname : errr...they...exist...it's a good thing, right ? >Brazil : cool country and culture, but not safe
No land borders but who cares :
>Madagascar : interesting country, culture, people and language >Britain : Fuck those faggots. No, kidding, love 'em :^) >Australia : ... :^)
Julian Harris
And Quebec?
Easton Ramirez
Belgium: just unite already Luxembourg: just unite already France: you can take walloon
James Anderson
>Quebec >A neighbour
They're a Canadian province. Regardless of how French they are.
Brody Brooks
Deutschland, möge ich meine fahrad zurug?
Charles Gomez
Just let Quebec go already
Alexander Rivera
No.
Landon Reed
>Mexico
I actually don't have any problem, they have a long and interesting history with a unique culture and above-average food. It's just your poor illegals we hate. Most of you are nice people as a whole.
>Canada I live close to your border, I enjoy traveling up their semi-regularly. Top ally and trade partner. Better drinking laws, to boot.
>Cuba (can't forget about our Guantanamo clay) Don't give a fuck about any of the Cold-War stuff, that's in the past. Havana is THE Caribbean city. Eager to warm relations and visit.
Nolan Baker
if you include cuba you have to include eveeywhere with an american military base
Ethan Reyes
The difference between Guantanamo and other US bases is Guantanamo is owned US land, most bases are just leased.
Jose Brown
"Say something nice"
easy
Belgium : love Netherlands : love Luxembourg : love Germany : love Switzerland : love Italy : love Monaco : love Spain : love Andorra : love Suriname : love Brazil : love Madagascar : love Mauritius : love UK: love Australia : love Canada : love
Justin Long
Nein, ich glaube, das magst du nicht :^)
Lucas Russell
>USA They're really nice people. Most of their food is greasy af but I enjoy it anyway. Most of them are really kind, I don't know how they can deal with Chicanos :/ , also, they administrate our former territories better than we could have done in the past.
>Guatemala Southern Chiapas. Rich history and kind people.
>Cuba They're pretty educated, funny, kind and some of them really know how to make a good dance.
Nicholas Price
Finland: nice Norway: goofy Denmark: nice
John Harris
Belgium: although we make fun of each other, we shouldn't forget that we are really close... Perhaps there isn't even a difference between us. Luxembourg: I love your architecture, hills and your history. There can't be any better country to form a personal union with. Germany: In fact you are the best neighbours someone could wish. It feels really safe to have Germany as neighbour. France: there is a lot of shared history between our countries. A lot of Dutch people are connected with France. I love your language, people and history and I am happy that we still border somewhere om the earth.
Brayden Jones
Belgium: funny guys Luxembourg: our rich comfy friends Germany: pünktlich and efficient Switzerland: the best, a model for the world Italy: top culture and top people Monaco: beautiful princess Spain: the world would be sadder without you Andorra: I want to ski on you Surinam: mysterious as fuck Brazil: best beaches and bunda Netherlands: reliable bros Australia: always here to throw shrimps on the barbie
Daniel Powell
Ukraine= Congratulations on not being part of Russia. Moldova= You speak a very nice dialect of Romanian. Hungary= Thank you for giving me Transylvania. Serbia= You are very good at removing kebab. Bulgaria= A very interesting and distinct mix of Turkish, Slavic, and Gypsy heritage that gives this country its unique culture and tradition.
The only land border we have is Ireland and we get on well enough... France is a neighbouring country and probably the one that's most evenly matched us. Ruled the world together faded together muslim'd together and we're always near enough the same in stats and charts and what not. God made just the right amount of space between us though I dont think netherlands or Belgium to the east nor faroe islands to the north count but they're alright too
Christopher Barnes
English people are funny, but a bit dumb; as recent events proved it.
Ayden Martin
frexit when
Colton Smith
You forgot Brazil
Adrian Sullivan
>Germany Really organised and clean country with a cool language.
>Czechia v4 friend with a funny dialect of Polish for a language and really good beer. Prague is also the nicest city that any of our neighbouring countries have.
>Slovakia v4 friend with a slightly funny dialect of Polish for a language and beautiful landscape. Wouldn't mind living in a rural part of Slovakia close to the mountains. Best slav girls btw.
>Ukraine Beautiful women and good workers.
>Belarus The Lithuania that we created the Commonwealth with so close history and a lot of famous poles were born in land now in your country. Overall a comfy country imo and am happy Belarusians will be able to study in Poland for free and vice versa.
>Lithuania Wilno is in good hands.
>Russia Even though we're big rivals, I still like Russia and find the language quite nice. Also nice women and Lada is one of the best car companies around.
William Bailey
>USA Beautiful place >SPM Comfy place to live >Greenland You have a great culture
