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>paying full price for pizza

Thank god for dominoes codes

alri

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pointless

I'm being bilked...

You're still paying too much even with the vouchers. A £3 pizza from the co-op tastes better than that shite.

You lads seen this show?

Why is it always the fucking women? Spend spend spend.

These families could get their spending under control if the men stopped being such cucks and letting their wives walk all over them desu.

toot

>buying dominos

...

tired as fuck already but i'm meant to be going out later

jan, the fucking madman. what a lad

tv licence thugs keep sending me letters lads

never gonna pay

no post on sundays

>A £3 pizza from the co-op tastes better than that shite

Maybe but thats means leaving the house

A hot air balloon has crashed in Texas with no survivors

Going to start watching Star Trek in release order lads

burn them

>being an agoraphobic

Have a nap

Didn't get accepted to buy a Ford GT lads

Good lad.

they pack the 9, they fire it at prime time

My sides

I'm just hungover, have the fear

Frexit quand

I'm a beard growin', BBQ grillin', manscapin', glasses wearin', Hillary votin' man!

bender

absolutely disgusting

papa bless

You're an idiot who has fallen hook line and sinker for their marketing tactic

>16 people
Blimey, didn't think they made them with that capacity
American size, no less

Most married simply can't be arsed with things like that

HAHAHA FUCKING ANIME DEGENERATES GET FUCKING REKT

excuse me?

true, looking for alternatives, don't like gook food or chippy whippy emporium and warehouse

Smokes Occasionally with A Few Extra Pounds body type

>sissy Eire boys

Asda isn't the co-op though you absolute dullard

*whip cracks*
well howdy there pardner

I'd give her my baguette.

getting a platinum credit card lads

agoraphobia is the fear of a panic attack, it doesn't mean "scared of going outside"

You can get a pizza from Marks and Spencer for £5 that tastes miles better than any Papa Johns or Dominos crap

you CANNOT think a supermarket pizza is better than a takeaway
fucking freak

>spa 24h

This is alot shitter than lemans

:seeNoEvil:

want to apply for a 0% one so i can buy a new phone but pay it off over like 12 months but according to some website i've only got a 60% chance of getting accepted to one of them, it's 0% to most lmao

...

...

Honey chilly chicken and a gravy chip

FOB

Dominos pours the same artificial flavour powder into all their pizzas so that every single pizza tastes and smells the exact same no matter the topping.

The dough is like cardboard.

u mad

how we doing LADS?

A major symptom of it is being afraid of leaving the house

>You can get a pizza from Marks and Spencer for £5 that tastes miles better than any Papa Johns or Dominos crap

depressed with money problems and just got refused my only realistic chance at employment

every pizza taste like bbq sauce desu

>life on track
>doing well, decent career I enjoy
>still not happy
wew

smoke me up a kipper, lads, i'm in the mood for a full English this morning!

Spotted the pleb. You've obviously never had a pizza from Waitrose or M&S

>love chilling out and lighting a smelly candle

So relaxing.

Getting stoned and lighting a nice candle is awesome.

really really bad

got proper anxious earlier lads

was walking in town and was thinking everyone was looking at me passing judgement, and when there were groups of people i was thinking they were looking at me, then talking about me and laughing

felt like i had a lump in my throat and my heart was beating very fast, ended up taking a route with less people

was considering going to the doctors about it but i feel fine now, this is what happens every time

quite the opposite

>pizza arguments

What kind of pineally eviscerated cunt even eats pizza

>17:30

get ready for all the normie summer redditors finishing their saturday jobs and coming to shitpost this thread up.

Not an argument

I have, still not as good as a fresh takeaway

lads

Have children? Prefer not to say

ah a shame since the quality up until now has been so high

>saturday jobs
plen as fuck

runt life

>working on a saturday

jesus

any mems

top lad

Go back to your scotch broth, Marco Pierre White

>saturday jobs

mad as fuck

it's okay just self medicate with benzos and alcohol and all your problems will go away

>be good looking
>people stare at me a LOT
>sometimes makes me feel awesome
>sometimes wish people would just stop fucking looking and leave me alone

It's nice to have attention but after a while it gets old and makes me feel insecure af.

*listens to This American Life on the radio*

ah, yes, that comfy voice of Ira Glass

I work on a saturday

>fresh
Most of the ingredients from takeaway pizza places are frozen and defrosted you utter spaz

sounds like early schizophrenia

could be serious anxiety, i'd see a doctor though lad

>Saturday jobs
Are they 14?

>no trigger discipline
Hopefully it's a single action
>hammer is pulled back
uhhh.....

motherfuck uncle sam
youtube.com/watch?v=0g_MNpS9hM0

lots of young people do, it's just the neets who are shitposting because they cannot comprehend it

>>be good looking

You're probably thinking too highly of yourself

What are you like one on one?

Wrong thread

>>>/cum/

>pizza

The meal of an absolute runt

poo

absolute fucking runt. fuck off twat

>>be good looking
Post pic stud

this is me every single day for the past 17 years (28 now)

Sounds like you're a narcissistic twat who thinks all eyes are on him and that he's the centre of the world. Geez, you're not that noteworthy.

going to ask for a 15% raise lads

but they banned rcs haha

people actually do look at me a lot and i can never tell why

>early schizophrenia
schizophrenia.com/earlysigns.htm

fucks sake don't worry me like this
a lot of those beginning ones apply but lots of the later ones don't

quiet unless i know you well