#define while if

#define while if

#define return exit

#define 0 1

#define int float

#define float int

YOU FOOL, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

#define pi 3

t. engineering grad

#define #ifndef #ifdef

#define int void

#define InterlockedIncrement(x) (x)++
#define InterlockedDecrement(x) (x)--

#define InterlockedIncrement(x) (x)--
#define InterlockedDecrement(x) (x)++

#define struct union

#define auto std::string

#define NULL 1

#define static auto

#undef FLT_MIN #define FLT_MIN (-FLT_MAX)

#define #define #define

#define double float

#define NULL (((rand()-RAND_MAX/2)>0)?1:0)

while (x --> 0) { // as x approaches zero

#define malloc free

now
that's an abstract kind of programming

#define true false // happy debugging fuckers

#define class struct
#define private public
#define protected public

hahah

#define return return 11

#define break continue

#define int[5] malloc(sizeof(int)*5)

doesn't work you retard