Which corporate data conglomerate should I pay to control/limit what music i will enjoy, things i will watch...

which corporate data conglomerate should I pay to control/limit what music i will enjoy, things i will watch, products i see, and purchases i make?

leaning toward amazon because they transport commercial goods but lol their echo

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Voder or make your own. Out of the 3 the best one is googles BTW.

Why do you want a botnet thing in your home in the first place?

Amazon. Jeff Bezos will be a kind God Emperor

Amazon's is the most convenient because it requires less syllables to activate.

I'm holding out for the day when Microsoft releases a Cortana home hub that produces a sexy hologram of Cortana.

Apple. They're the only ones who don't make money from sale of your data. They're also the only ones who employ differential privacy when they store your preferences.

apple.com/privacy/

Why anyone would even want this shit is beyond me.

Get a programmable thermostat, swap out all your lightbulbs for LED, talk to your phone if you want. But fucking smart bulbs and home wiretaps? Why?

Media: get a VPN, set up a home server, download what you plan to watch, stream it wherever via Kodi or what have you. A Roku or Android HDMI stick is all you need.

This tbqhwyf. Dedicated notnet microphones are completely useless and in rare cases you actually need voice commands you can use your phone anyways.

If it's the middle of the night and I want to turn on the lights or the heater I don't want to fucking fumble around in the dark for my phone so I can press a button to activate some shitty voice control.

>apple.com/privacy/
Except their ToS say otherwise.

Use the switch on your lamp you dipshit.

>having to fumble around in the dark to find a switch
>having a lamp instead of central lighting
No thanks.

>Fumbling around because the switch has somehow moved

Get a clapper grandma

clappers are a fire hazard, only support 1 device per room, and don't actually work

[Gen Z targeted service], for sure! They have the best mascot he/she is so cute. He/she has the cleanest OHP/flattest chest.

In the end it will come down to which service can offer the most palatable (read: lowest common denominator) AI.

>I want to turn on the lights or the heater
Do you not know how buttons work or something? Also you can turn the very same always-on assistant on the phone if you're really blind and spastic.

>that ad
>blatant lying
I think it is possible to sue a company for false advertising. Apple has been in bed with the NSA PRISM since 3 years ago (or thereabouts). If this is recent then they are blatantly lying to consumers and are therefore falsely advertising, which is sueable (at least in the states). If they are an american company then they are bound by false advertising laws and therefore could loose a large amount of capital if anyone were to press charges.

Show me! And show me how much money they make from the sale of your data.

Why the fuck should I get up in the dark to find a button or my phone?

>always on
>button
Are you mentally disabled?

>draining the battery life on your phone like that

It's charging anyways.
>pure unadulterated contrarian autism

What part of that advert says that they aren't in the PRISM program?

The devices themselves do a pretty good job of asking you at least once before doing anything with data on the device.

It seems that they also prey on idiots with poor reading comprehension.

Still a botnet

Google cause they won
>Real time translation

We are all fucked man Google has awakened, ain't no one to stop it not even shitsung.