You wake up in your current location in 1815. What do you do?

You wake up in your current location in 1815. What do you do?

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Get scalped

Buy up cheap land in the west

Take a siesta

Keep hunting and fishing my own meal

I'd wake up in the woods

marry 10 women and make enough grand children to field an army, then prep them for the arab revolt

In 1815 arabia was Saudi..

Meme map

Hey, i need to see Sultan !

>One of these again
Probably get my ass scalped.

>current location
die from a 90 meter fall

Fight for independence

Kill traitor ar*bs
Strengthen army, after
attack europe with all power

>American education.
You can't get your ass scalped because there's no scalp in your ass, genius.

Americans do, because their head is permanently stuck in their ass

go out west and build forts and settle in spanish land

kek'd

Are you retarded, he doesn't literally mean his ass dumbass

This was probably a farm 200 years ago

hold the line

They literally got shit for brains

use my terrible spanish to communicate with my new mexican overlords

travel to some asian country as a wandering mercenary/liason with my ex-military training, mostly to ensure I don't accidentally fug my great great etc grandma.

By the way, assuming from the present year previously, 200 years, and a 30 year generational gap, you would have 32 female grandparents and 32 male grandparents at this time.

Use my future brain to build future weapons and lead a rebellion against Swedish tyrrany.

Time to make Brazil great once.

lol
hey i read the early republic years were okay

>mexican overlords

lad just learn the language to full and then have kids with a criollo and then they will be first class citizens until independence

Invent the Internet.

>tfw uneducated
>could go back in time and not help with anything

Move to the Faroe Islands and somehow manage to fuck enough locals so that 200 years from now people on int would argue whether or not Faroeans are related to north africans

LMAO

Says the literal shitskin

>be macaco
>live in violent shithole
>zika, dengue, malaria plague the country
>rivers made of literal sewage
>niggers ready to die for cell phones
>corruption at unprecedented levels
>can't flush toilet paper
>showers run on electricity

Probably go work in a mine which was basically what every man of working age where I live would have done at the time.

brb eating treebark

Rush to warn everyone about that evil little man and his rise to power that plunged us into war. I would warn everyone about George Washington.

>Kingdom of Prussia
Become personal teacher to the prince and enjoy fucking all the bitches on the court and living la vida loca

>1815

and people give us shit about our education

why would a german prince ever want a muslim for a teacher?

Warn everyone of a man who has been dead for 16 years?

Are you retarded?

It was a joke lads, Jesus Christ. Are you all autisticor retarded? It was very clearly a set up about Hitler with Washington from left of field. Fuck me.

Exotic wise man, trained in the secrets of the magical far east with ideas unheared of in every christian ear? Sounds fancy!
But joke aside Mr. Barbossa, I am heritage related

drink some tea, eat some cookies and have a wonderful dandy doodly day.

>find obscure native tribe
>give them as much science info as I know
>puzzle historians for centuries

Hitler was born in 1889

It was clearly a set up about Hitler to literally nobody other than yourself

why are germans on Sup Forums so 'muh heritage'? all germans i've met irl were way nicer than this. like no one cares, it was just banter m8

Bit late, ally. You already helped us kick him out. Thanks, Beef!

>Evil pittle man that plunged us into war
>The old warn everyone about Hitler time travel meme

You genuinely are autistic.

kek maybe you did already du time traveling son of a bitch

It's all true you know, fortunately I stay away from the monkeys most of the time, enjoying my time in my nice neighborhood)))))))))

>Wake up in a cozy little cabin in the woods
>Beautiful elms and ashes everywhere, invasive insects haven't arrived and annihilated them yet
>My nascent hometown is just a mile or so north, so I'm near enough to amenities
>It's just me and my musket now
>Go out for a calm, fulfilling day of hunting and checking beaver traps
>One day make enough money to become a pioneer and eventual magnate of my state's once-booming hemp industry and still-booming equestrian industry
>Enjoy hot horse pussy and bomb-ass weed on the daily while living in a comfy but sizable rural home
>Probably die of some mosquito-borne fever or zoonotic STD before I start wasting away from old age

I'm a-okay with this

>banter is a form of humour (sort of)
>germans
go figure

nah the germans i met did this kind of banter all the time

Thank you for your international understanding

Hahahahhaha

Why would you warn people about hitler in 1815

Isn't it obvious that a significant part of the Germans here aren't like the brainwashed ones irl? For fuck's sake, Alberto.

The same as I currently do

Work for the independence of Catalonia

>brainwashed
lmao. stop being autistic son

Why would I warn of a future threat and give the empire a massive tactical advantage?

"get my ass" as in "get myself"
It's a turn of phrase.

Being told that they should be ashamed of themselves for being Germans 24/7 isn't brainwashing? Stop being stupid, son

Let's warn Zhu Yuanzhag about Hong Xiuquan and his bloody civil war

see, it doesn't work. it's not relevant.

but they should you dumb monkey
germans ruined europe a million times

WE ARE KANGZ N SHIEET

>son

fucking autistic country roleplayers I swear to god
how cringey

>t. Alberto Barbosa.

Be nicer to your uncle.

dude i was just using son as an expression
is everyone on Sup Forums this autistic? jesus christ

>t. descendent of germans
>t. cucked into speaking my language
delicious butthurt

>americans pretending the us was anything else but an irrelevant shithole in 1815
Lovin every laugh

Probably fall from my current height and break my neck and die.

4th floor apartment desu

Si

I would do the same thing I do now. Be an old timey fisherman

Pic is one I took from my skiff. Those little things floating are lobster pot buoys.

Prepare for revolution.

Tell everything about the future to the Emperor so we can have a leverage over the rest of the world.

Iirc correctly the exact words spoken at that time by milos obrenovic were

>here am i, here you are, war to the turks.

Simple but effective, illustrates what i would be doing

fight for independence

Find out if I live in Brazil or in the united provinces of the rio de la plata (a.k.a boludolandia). Afterwards, make a fortune selling yerba mate

What kind of income do you make doing that?

Come back from fighting under Napoleon's army for independence to my farm in Austrian Galicia.

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I will probably chop wood for winter

LIBERATE THE ROLLING QUEENSLAND FRONTIER!
FOR THE QUEEN!

I offer my services as an English to Russian translator.

>Implying you don't already have leverage

Kill my self, the independence was a mistake.

He doesn't mean his actual ass, you idiot. It's just a random swear for emphasis, much like how one would say "fucking" in the middle of a sentence, even if the sentence does not actually have any connection to intercourse.

hi son, moved to SA, how have you been? :)

JE NE RECONNAIS POINT LOUIS XVIII EN TANT QUE MON ROI, JE N'AI QU'UN SEUL SOUVERAIN ET SON NOM EST NAPOLÉON BONAPARTE.

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>Wake up in dry desert-like hills
>Walk northwest, looking for civilization
>Paranoid as fuck because of rattle snakes and injuns
>Either make to a rancho, make it to a mission
>Help Spaniards teach injuns about Jesus.

>walk around town wondering why people are dressed up in Early 19th Century clothes

>ask what year it is

>"it's 1815"

>be in shock that i have just traveled back in time

Do what my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great Grandfather, something-or-other White, did: move to Texas to shoot Mexicans and establish a thriving ranch, then die 16 years later charging down a bunch of yankees with a calvalry saber.

quiero ser como tu abuelo paterno psh

>slavery still legal

Hide in the hills and hope for the best.

Era un visionario.

I live in Northwest Ohio
>Wake up
>Run to the frontier fort recently established in this area so I don't get scalped
>Try not to die of malaria from all the damn mosquitos in the Great Black Swamp
>Wait for the war with Britain and the Indians to end
>Knowing that my town has a netural gas boom in a couple decades, map out where I know all the historical wells were located.
>Start a family, I guess
>When natural gas begins to become relevant, "discover" all the wells and make a business empire off of them.
>In the event that I don't live to that time, inform my family about the wells, so that they can start the empire instead, and remind them to carefully conserve the gas and not run through all of it like what happened historically.

OI! I FOUND THE NEGRO!!! HE IS HIDING BEHIND THAT BUSH!!!!

The war ended in February, friendo