true ass men edition
/balt/+/ausnz/+/ur mum/=/bantz/
Sebastian Baker
Julian Morales
no bad blood in this thread please
John Moore
fuck scatvia
Leo Scott
>Your man
Jacob Thomas
what's good my man
Adam Rodriguez
what's /bantz/ listening to?
m.youtube.com
Thomas Rogers
comfy though
Ryan Powell
it honors you that you asked for my consent but i would still rather not
Aiden Jackson
okay my friend
Connor Bailey
WHERE DA BOOTY AT?
Julian Anderson
RUSSIA
Oliver Richardson
nice job lad
Isaiah Ramirez
only high test males allowed in this thread
Benjamin Butler
Lucas Perez
I FOLLOW THE MOSKVA
DOWN TO GORKI PARK
LISTENIN TO THE WIND OF CHAAAANGE
Landon Phillips
my nan?
Hudson Nelson
She has such a beautiful innie doesn't she
Colton Hughes
eww i only posted my song because of
Luke Green
Why don't you have an Abo gf yet? You aren't racist are you
Dominic Gonzalez
Charles Thompson
zoophilia was outlawed during soviet times
Christopher Foster
she looks white
Isaac Harris
>its another episode iof a music elitist
its a good enjoyable song, deal with it
Angel Russell
pop music is objectively shit
i listen to folk music mostly
Evan James
It's almost 5 o'clock lads! At 7 my plane for Italy leaves! It's gonna be sooooo nice over there!!!
Logan Bell
>folk music
You're no better than him
Austin Morales
>italy
shitaly lmao
Liam Sanchez
tell me jokes about balt
Carter Taylor
you cant be objective if you only listen to one tin y genre
Nathan Lewis
yes i am
m.youtube.com
way better than taytay or britney spears or whatever
Joseph Roberts
Uhm excuse me?
Austin Cooper
don't forget to visit Mussolini's grave
Zachary King
got tired way faster than usual
must be the lack of sleep or food.
Jeremiah Williams
>yes i am
cringed
Ayden Scott
i listen to tom waits and eurobeat also
anyway folk music isnt just one genre, every country has different folk music
you heard me
Jonathan Smith
#roasted
Cameron Jenkins
Quite a nicely packed subtle reference, yet I do have to say that I am in no way a fascist, contrary to what your shitty government spoonfeeds you.
Aaron Brown
Why Estonia does not participate in the World Cup? - They just do not have time to apply
Ian Jones
...
Owen Edwards
give me the fucking timbs /balt/
Ethan Miller
...
Caleb Rivera
in america you can buy two chocolate chip cookies with marshmallow in between
Jaxson Gray
Huh, that doesn't look like the safest area. Take good care of yourself and don't run into any trouble!
Blake Hall
le monke
David Robinson
what a Land Of Freedome
James Wilson
So a latvian and a lithuanian walk into a bar and order a drink.
The barteneder says 'sorry we don't serve white russians'.
Estonia arrives two hours later.
Alexander Rogers
So it's like some kind of marshmallow burger?
Dominic Murphy
i am the trouble
Alexander Nguyen
...
Austin Gray
i said GIVE ME THE FUCKING TIMBS /BALT/
Lincoln Flores
i guess
heres the wrapper
ikr
Eli Walker
90 percent of the human body is a liquid.
90 percent of the body of Estonian is the brake fluid.
Kevin Roberts
What kind of drink was it?
Ryan Perry
...
Connor Young
>creme pie
Oliver Morales
...
Charles Flores
i dont get it
Gabriel Powell
It's imperative for me to know.
Josiah White
...
Jaxon Wilson
Why don't Estonians go to the cinema? - How can you be so fast to see all 24 frames per second?
Second world war:
Day 1: Russians occupy Estonia.
Day 2: Germans occupy Estonia.
Day 3: Russians occupy Estonia again.
Day 4: Estonian border announcing the danger.
What is the richest nation in the world?
Estonians.
Why?
They do never spend their salary in time
What is the slow waltz?
It is Estonian rap.
Estonia. Two elks are calmly drinking water from the lake. Thousands of swarms of flies flying around. Day passes, another day pass. One of the elks suddenly waves his tail. After half an hour, another concerned elk says:
- heeey.. Youuu aare veeery neeervouus todaay...
Estonian boy comes back from school.. And there his wife and two children already waiting
A real Estonian in his life should think about these things:
- Think about tree
- Think about house
And if he's fast enough, think about something else
Jaxon Reyes
>creme pie
Camden White
weiners
Jacob Anderson
havent eaten potato chips in like 3 months lads
Tyler Baker
what are estonians stereotypically slow
Joshua Smith
...
Julian Parker
A lot of estonian bullying but what about latvia and lithuania?
Julian Foster
Who?
Nolan Jackson
>чтo.jpg
Levi Cook
Truly the height of comedic prowess has been tonight lads, well done
Logan Richardson
>A real Estonian in his life should think about these things:
- Think about tree
- Think about house
And if he's fast enough, think about something else
kek
Isaac Robinson
...
Isaiah Parker
I told the two Estonians anecdote about what Estonians are retards. They beat me. The next day.
Nicholas Foster
thats not funny
Wyatt Long
do you know what this mean?
Caleb Carter
estonian goes to the doctor
dooccttoooorrrrr theeree iiis straaangeee liiquiiidd cooomiing frooom myyy benissss
doctor says
aaaaandd wheeennn diiiiid youuuu laaaast haaavve seeeexxxx?
to which he replies
threeeee daaaayyysssss agooooo
doctor says
cooonggraaattuuulaaattioon youuu aarreeee cuuuummmiiiiingggggg
Joshua Murphy
not only is it not funny, it's downright insulting
no wonder it came from a shithuanian
Joseph Morales
it means he is a r*ssian
Ethan Scott
aren't we all russians to some degree, deep down, inside?
Xavier Cook
Estonian airlines - we're flying faster than a locomotive.
William Williams
whats youre IQ's guys?
(im pretty high IQ)
Matthew Thomas
1488 and yourself?
David Thomas
an estonian went to a bar and then he was slow lmao
Asher Miller
mine is bigger than yours but i won't post proofs because that would be gay
Jeremiah Ortiz
>anurikan humour
Brayden Ramirez
m.youtube.com
>that banjo solo
Aaron Parker
an estonian went on the internet and then his internet was slow lol
Julian Collins
you're killing me
Jordan Johnson
...
Hunter Powell
no estonian super fast internet you are thinking of australia
Aaron Cook
...
Oliver Thomas
an estonian went to school and when he came home he was dead from being so slow haha
Luis Sanchez
>estonians taking so long to get the jokes
Meta humour. I like it.
Liam Lewis
Unbelievable but true: Daily apples bring people more benefits than Lithuania.
Logan Murphy
oh my, that's almost as beautiful as your face
Brody Martin
Alright guys, I'm off to the airport! See you all in 2 weeks!
Adam Taylor
Latvia turned to Russia with a desire to revise the results of World War II. Russian: - And let us "reshow"!
Liam Walker
omfg
Julian Powell
Explain
Jacob Baker
go a bit quicker and you could be back in a few hours maybe
Jayden Gonzalez
savage