What will you do when you get your robot girlfriend?

What will you do when you get your robot girlfriend?

Things I will do:
>Cook and clean together
>Have her read books for me out loud
>play music for me on musical instruments

>Do our laundry together
>Write computer programs together

>Do gardening
>wireless manage my computer moving files around installing updates just how i like them
>collect the cutest anime images on the internet for me so I have a nice folder
>draw me new anime pics for looking at
>remember things for me since she has perfect recall
>Be my bodyguard
>be my personal fitness trainer
>be my pillow/warmer and love making partner
>Do my taxes
>Drive my car for me if there are not already self driving taxis
>Teach me foreign languages
>I'll hand her stuff I don't want to read and have her memorize it real fast so I can ask her later
>Instead of printing things I will have her hand write them from my words
>Have her amuse me such as singing, juggling, or writing poetry
>Play dress up and choose fashions for her
>Go exploring nature and teach her about the 3d world together
>Plug her brain into my computers pci-e slot to boost my fps
>Plug my phone and laptop into her for charging
>Have her carry heavy things for me
>go snorkling and swimming in the ocean with her and also she's an air tank / human torpedo thingy that people ride on
>explore the depths of our minds in brain meld meditation where our brains are connected together
>crack hashes and stuff and mine bitcoins whenever we need money with her supercomputer brain
>Have her invent recipies for food we like
>Tell me funny stories and jokes
>pull pranks using her ability to throw her voice and make funny noises with her DAC
>Her eyes can project movies on walls so we can watching movies

btw she has free will and loves me unconditionally anyway

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f*ck her

Reeeee

> robot girlfriend
> robot

>girlfriend
Disgusting, I'll have a robot wife

dude get a girlfriend cmon
stop making this stupid thread everyday you will never have a robot waifu

Let OP dream, thats all he can do, thats all he will do...

This thread is real life just not happened yet

Also it's after the apocalyptic and we explore the world and were the only alive people so we.get.a boat and she flies the plane but first I have to make a solar panel to charge her so we explore America and Shanghai and everything

>her

nice try faggot.

Suck the cheese of her dique.

youtube.com/watch?v=nkcKaNqfykg

Also the latest variant has bunch of different waifus

In approximately 50 years he'll have a fair chance, if he hasn't killed himself by then

>I
>make a solar panel
Kek'd

>she has free will and loves me unconditionally anyway

let it play my rusty trombone.

Will she generate heat so snugglig her will be like snuggling real girl?

If I have money to afford a robot GF I'd use it tbe my personal bodyguard. And fitness instructor. And Tekken practice partner.

mfw brainlets cant unddrstand it

yes

Found the trap loving fag.

no using slurs in my thread

So in a nutshell you want your mother but young and fuckable.

Good job Truman.

wtf delet

noooooOOOOOOO!!!

>patreon.com/tsuruko
tfw you'll never be paid to be cute

Check your privilege.

obsolete when u can just get your robot to change into her appearance and personality+ but is photoshoped in real life

Eat shit nigger. Stop being antisemitic and go back to Sup Forums.

filtered

>watch the sun rise with her in the morning
>cook meals while she preps the ingredients for me
>text her while I work away from home
>help her upgrade her brain's GNU/Linux distro when needed
>upgrade/repair her body when damaged
>take her out to the park, museum, theater, etc.
>dance with her outside after midnight
>have sex with her until I begin to pass out
>repeat until dead

more posts like this please

Kek you can't escape me you fucken racist. The Holocaust did in fact happen. No amount of crying with change this fact.

go away retard

Sup Forumstard please

Guess what you thought you were voting in Hitler when you voted for Trump. I hate to break it to you but he's one of us.

Underrated

THIS

this is the sole purpose of a fucking robot, which has no emotion or feelings and never will

Why the fuck would I waste my time roleplaying a relationship with a sex robot lmao

go back

nice

actually she has an emotion chip and her emotions are more realistic and powerful than a humans

So it's like a Chinese woman?

Am i supposed to call her cute or what? She is boring and swearing is not good for my libido. At least my crush have tits and curvy ass.

dumb esl poster

> my crush have tits and curvy ass
> burgerposting

if you really want u can have the model with gigantic breasts i dont care and its probably bad choice though

will there be a model with a p*nis attachment

Robot boyfriends when?
I want to cuddle one and suck his robocock

robot boyfriends are illegal

If you want fuck lolis, go in a country where it's legal.
>gigantic breasts
>bad choice
A whole industry is based on this "bad choice", but the problem hides in the price of the material.

u mean like the industry of mcdonalds, its the same thing

If they sell milk. :^)

lol

>2.5D

For what purpose

>Has free will
>Loves you unconditionally

Pick one OP.

never!

I'll command her suicide and livestream it.

she just brainwashes you to be normal and not want to do that

...

not lnly that but she has a refigerating mode that cools her skin so she can cool u down in hot days by hugging you. and the opposite when its rly cold

>What will you do when you get your robot girlfriend?
Fuck it.

Stop shitposting with tsuroku

>not blonde with blue eyes
Dropped from the Taygetos.

Me: >this thread is stupid
Also me: >it'd be nice to have a robot gf/wife

No

In that case i will snuggle her all time in all positions.

Meh, i'd prefer a robot maid, but not a humanoid, something like an R2 unit or a mr. Gutsy.

I'm tired of cooking and cleaning...

>she lives in my city
>you will forever post pictures of her on an online imageboard complaining about a lack of women
>I will bump into her one day and she will be mine
How does it feel? Eat shit, OP.

>I want a skilled and caring robot waifu
>So in a nutshell you want your mother but young and fuckable.
By that logic, sure.
>I want that truck
>You want a bus?
>No, that truck
>Except for the extra seats, the bus is identical in make, take the bus
We can go further.
>I want a girlfriend
>You want a chimp?
>What? No, a human please
>Chimps and humans are basically the same
>I don't want a chimp gf
>There's like no difference between a chimp and a human, racist

Post-post-modern psychohysteric larping is fun, I will do this more often.

>complaining about a lack of women
he's celebrating the coming of robot waifus, he doesn't seem interested in real women at all
what the fuck is with reading comprehension being so commonly fucked?

>implying I even read OPs worthless ramblings and wasn't just here for the images

tfw when no qt jipjap gf

Why do you roleplay having a relationship with 3DPD then faggot ?

>that feel when when
also she's half chingchong, her dad is white and her mom is a chink

I want artificial girl looking like mint chan. I will snuggle and cuddle her.
Being horny can be solved with fap. But the desire for some warmth and cuddle with girl cannot be solved so easy, An lack of it makes me depressed. And girls dont want to cuddle with me cus i;m not looking like a movie star.