Mom found my Free Software manifesto

>Mom found my Free Software manifesto

>mom found my code of conduct

>Reverend found the system daemon

>sudo reported the incident

>grandma found the ssh key

>Dad found the unsanitized inputs

>grandpa git blamed the README

>brother came in my programming socks

>Aunt pushed to master

>cousin bruteforced my veracrypt volume full of pictures of cute flat chested lolis

> Little sister found the video stream from the webcam under the toilet seat. I had previously told her it had not been working.

kek'd

>flat chested
>lolis
isnt that the only kind?

>police found the torso

Ohhhh tech related sorry

>dad deleted the .vimrc

>grandma reported me to [email protected]

>sudo reported the incident
>check logs
>also notice some asshole trying to guess my password with sudo

>bro changed GRUB to systemd-boot on my laptop as a prank

> Boss saw my gentoo USE flags

>wifes kids asked to repeat my speech in spanish

>onii-chan audited my code and found 4 privilege escalation vulnerabilities and 11 memory leaks

There's also Oppai Loli for those with shit taste

>cia niggers found the templeos source code
>tfw ran them over before they could desecrate the code of god

>wife's son stepdad added Microsoft Visio and Project to the standard Citrix image

boyfriend enables bug report

>find out fellow user on Sup Forums isn't using or interested in DNSSEC

wife's son found my cuck porn...

Your mom should be ashamed for raising a communist

>mother reject my pull request

>Grandma installed librebooot on her thinkpad

>sister found her naked pics in the emacs tarball

>Your wife rejected my pull out request

>sister threw the Thinkpad in a puddle in the front yard while it was turned on

>Mom found my Richard Stallman nude calendar

That wouldn't do anything.

Oh hi newfriend.

You probably arrived just this year or last.

>Mom found the AMD drivers

>not forwarding the root mailbox to an email address you monitor
And that's how you miss a degraded raid array

> uncle found nonfree packages on my laptop and told everyone at thanksgiving

uncle jerome found the pro DMR manifesto

I'd legit grab a knife and slit my throat at the table if this happened to me

>mom found nvidia drivers

mom found the RAM noose

Kek

>lecturer found out I use LibreOffice

lil bro found my treasure folder of C-tier of russian installation wizards.

Uncle mummy installed free anti virus beause the internet told her Windows was 300% fragmented

got my MD5 hashed dragon dildo fanfic exploited

>Mummy knows I used the credit card to buy proprietary software.

>>> accepted the EULA without reading

Indian detected.

...

I fucking wish. I've been here for as long as this has been a technology board. Came here from Sup Forums the day it happened and just never left.

It would make the thinkpad wet... She will likely make the thinkpad drip water everywhere if she continues to use it like normal. It's inconvenient because she might have to mop the floor and possibly might get mud under the keys.

>wife's son read the terms of service agreement

>mom found capital volume 4

>Mongoose found the python

>wife's son made me agree to the privacy policy

>I found out lecturer uses LaTeX (Lay-Tech)

uncle deleted the swap file

this picture makes me sad

Pure atheism... At least nobody else has to deal with a woman like that.

JUST!

This has to be one of the most embarassing pics I have ever seen. Is this really the state of modern men and masculinity.

>Dad found my YES-90125 SACD I bought from the UK and now he doesn't want to give it back to me

All of these are bad and unoriginal, and you should feel bad and unoriginal.