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tuck your pants into your socks edition

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First for Gas the Taigs

fuck off runt

*checks flag*
*laughs with intensity of a thousand suns*

>pants

Trousers m8

*replies to your comment just to make you go over your data cap*

:^)

not a fan of this thread

Believe it or not I'm not hooooome.

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not a fan of you

They're pants tho. This "underwear are actually called pants" meme needs to die

memorised that link

>Monday: 16 degrees with heavy rain

normans BTFO

Morning, lads.
Whats on the agenda today?

do a wank
then the rest of the day is my own

I think I deserve a big wank. planning on showering for like 2 hours while edging

might get out of bed

Independence War was such a good game.

me on the left

ask not what your country can do for you
ask what you can do for your counry

Not a fan of this idea

Alri Mr Kennedy

Feels good being the alpha male of /Brit/, leader of the runts

>/Brit/

Dunno what you're talking about there sorry.

Sorry autocorrect! Hahahahah!

feels good being the beta male of /brit/, bottom sissy toilet of the runtmaster :3c

might film myself screaming at some video games

>why, yes, I am the alpha male of an independent-Taiwan 23rd annual meme research symposium

Me and the sacrifice gf

>Ford to consider closing UK factories in Leave towns after Brexit

banter

>say that laughable 50:50 gender ratio boardrooms aren't necessary and are a joke and that the right person for the job is whoever is most qualified, man or woman
>get sacked

hmm yes, quite progressive. Excellent world we live in chaps, quite pleased with the way things are going oh yes very good

that ain't no way to treat a lady

might wank to cuck porn tonight

Alright lads
Whip out your willies

Once my landlord is a queer non-binary black woman, the world will know peace.

You first haha.

recommend cum eating cuckolds

Yes lets keep promoting the weak and unqualified to leadership positions
Everything will get better

Whip THIS!

*whips out my nodachi*

*teleports behind you*

*diagonally slashes through you from shoulder to hip before you can even reach your own blade*

>Translators note: a nodachi is a type of long, field sword used specifically for combat

All porn is cuck porn if you didn't make it yourself

is that why cuck porn is so popular?

imo women were always going to be integrated into boardrooms naturally. it simply comes down to time periods and the level of women within a degree type. a degree with 10% in 1980 will have minimal high ranked female board members 20 years later simply due to the process of promotion.

i mean there are guys who genuinely will be harsher on women than men in terms of promotional standards and they should be dealt with. however, no one should be given a job they don't deserve because of a ratio.

Really makes you think

>Theresa May spending 33m of the budget on ending modern slavery

What the fuck? I thought slavery was invented by America and only America performed slavery until it stopped

Here ya go

Nah

weekend almost over

fucking hate being a wagecuck 2bh

>average English family

When will Hollywood make a movie about slavery in the Ottoman Empire?

>give a big inaugural speech about ending wage inequality, closing tax loopholes and leveling the playing field for Hard-Working Families™
>a week later
>ah yes, now to devote all my time and energies to defeating modern slavery; that is what everyone wants really

Waste of money desu, should be using the money to invest in communities

Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads

Would be an interesting work of fiction

This picture disturbes me, yet, somehow I'm okay with it

That's hardly anything. Spastics like you can't even comprehend what modern slavery consists of.

Retard.

I have no respect for you if you sit around wallowing in self-pity moaning on imageboards about how bad your life is instead of cracking on and turning things around. It's like a man stuck in a hole who, instead of trying to find a way to climb out, bafflingly starts digging the hole deeper and deeper because he's too scared he'll fall during the climb

Sort your appearance out (haircut, skin, weight, muscles, clothes. This can be done in a few months, is cheap/free and is the absolutely vital first step)

And then sort your life out (job, car, gf, in that order, they're all a piece of piss once you've got the momentum going)

It's that fucking easy

Just fucking do it you waste of life

Why do you listen to a right wing and a left wing?

Tune
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Let's be honest: the only reason the Leave vote won is because 99% of Leave voters thought they were voting for the removal of Poles and Pakis, nothing more.

getting my daily does of Owen Jones and Russell brand lads

>no more romanian village girls doing bareback anal to completion in illegal suburban brothels

ahh yes take slave's money and give it to white folk.

Hwhite people baka

all me

Slavery didn't exist until America

this

morning /shi- I mean /brit/ haha

Definitely reading this entire post

Mmmm post boipucci

Want to fucking fight faggot?

You in Brum?

diversity

Have you ever, ever felt like this?
Have strange things happened,
Are you going round the twist?

Are Danes all awful? I've heard nothing good about them and this cunt isn't changing my opinion.

>faggot
fuck off yank

On this journey right now lad
Unfucking myself by the end of the year
Been going to the gym, got a better job and now saving

They're the typical Afrikaners family as well you inbred clog wearing cunt

>Sargon
>left-wing

meme makes me chuckle

Lurpak tastes great on bread. But it's rock solid coming out the fridge; wish they had a spreadable version.

This. You people are pathetic.

He even says it himself you spoon

lurpak is real butter you mong

unironically don't care about immigration lads, makes no difference to me my neighbours skin colour does hahah!

...

he's a communist student from london, not a dane.

To defeat terrorism we must do nothing because they want to undermine our way of life

So then why are his views not left-wing?

He says he's a classical liberal which is right wing and he's too misogynistic to be left wing kek

what about when he tries to behead you because you stepped on his koran by mistake?

Perhaps you would like to screencap the section of my post which said it wasn't real butter.

Don't worry I'll wait. On you go lad.

around the world
around the world

Oh. So that's why he's a cunt. Thanks

>refers to himself as left wing
>supported Sanders during the US election

ah yes

Was that your family, user?
Did your daddy touch you in any no no areas? I bet you enjoyed it, didn't you?

Isolated incidient

she wants a man from brum

Real butter is never spreadable out of the fridge, i'm pointing it out because you're making a dumb complaint

If you want spreadable putty go buy fake butter

Classical liberals would have sat to the left in the French parliament of 1789.

Poor quality banter, but what can you expect from a Dutchman?

he's a radical centrist

nigger. you're a NIGGER.

why can't he say whether or not he owns a car?

morning lads, what are you all doing today onn this fine summers day?