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NOW'S THE TIME TO DO SOME CHRISTMAS SHOPPING (if you want it by December at least) POST CHINKY STOCKING STUFFERS

>News
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gearbest.com/get-it-free/
m.ebay.com/itm/Original-Xiaomi-Mi-Band-2-Smart-Wristband-Bracelet-Heart-Rate-Monitor-Waterproof-/272855049895?epid=724722827&hash=item3f876da6a7:g:6aQAAOSwGtRX0qHg&_trkparms=pageci%3Acb272fd0-ae02-11e7-8c46-74dbd180db36%7Cparentrq%3A0835da4215f0a866dd4c570cfffd22d1%7Ciid%3A12
mechanicalkeyboards.com/polls.php
panelook.com/N156HGE-EAB_Innolux_15.6_LCM_overview_22455.html
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

first taiwan > china

do chink e-readers exist?

Can anyone help with buying from Taobao through agents? I'm thinking about getting some clothes which are much cheaper there.

bumping question

i need a screen replacement for my laptop (panel model is n156hge-eab, laptop model is ASUS K555UB), and i crossed with this on ali

aliexpress.com/item/Original-15-6-inch-LCD-Display-B156HTN03-1-N156HGE-EAB-N156HGE-EA2-N156HGE-EA1-N156HGE-EBB/32810951995.html

it seems that the store have good reputation, anyone bought from them other products?

fucking lazy chinks, send me my keyboard!

Is it safe to order dried mango now? Did that other user ever recover?

>tfw have chink package to collect from posti office but it's been raining the whole day

same state soon

china numba one
taiwan numba too

copying from previous thread:
I got a email from my family that they want to try to get their stuff for Christmas from Aliexpress.
Well, they might as well order now, because the shipping times are about 22-43 days.
Can't blame them though, most of it will be shit like telescopic lens for a camera, which cost twice as much compared to gooks.
Still though will their Christmas turn into a nightmare of waiting or will they get lucky and the stuff will survive for a year?
While am at it (not really Sup Forums-related), are there on Aliexpress bean bag chairs?

I'd also like to know this

My eBay account got restricted and bitches want my dox.

Do I make another account or comply?

The fuck did you do

>nigging even online
Tyrone, please

As far as I remember, just signing up using a different name, my only order being a black wool blanket that successfully arrived to my doorstep. Is that shit trendy with the new crop of terrorists these days?

Can you record the quality?

Has anyone bought any chink TV boxes? Any recs? Is the Xiaomi one a good pick? Seems pretty good.

>one name on credit card
>other on the order
you really need to ask what's so suspicious about this ?

I'm not asking if it is suspicious. If you consider eBay trustworthy with your information, then I can give them my driver's license no problem.

He did.

It's gonna be okay.

Are the Spinfits compatible with either the ZS5 and Xiaomi Hybrids?

Is the redmi 4x still a good choice for the price, or are there better bangs for the bucks? Haven't been around in a while

Best budget chink phone?

Thinking of getting a mi max 2

Everyones shitting drawers for the new Redmi 5, so just wait for that I guess

Have we ever discussed this glorious little thing before?
gearbest.com/get-it-free/

Cause the chance to get some free chinkshit for eachother sounds damn fine.

Yea, multiple. Last one was a VOYO VMac.
It's fine (given the price, that's almost obvious).

> Is the Xiaomi one a good pick
Not that amazing. It's okay, but I'd go with a Beelink GT1 or something instead.

Or an Intel-based Windows one, I think the Z8350's with 2GB RAM should be priced ~the same.

Please stop promoting referral marketing bullshit.

BEST DEAL ON ALI COMING THROUGH

HOT DAMN ALI GONNA GO BUST WITH VALUE LIKE THAT

Still no fucking Chink mail for me, God damn USPS sucks as for not having tracking from Singapore to the US, USPS is slower than a fucking snail

>consider eBay trustworthy
when ebay and paypal was one, sure, having your paypal account verified was more than enough. now ebay is just pajeet tech support. im not sure what you want us to tell you, if you dont comply you wont be able to use the site

Best place to buy the Xiaomeme pen? I want to get a couple to give away as gifts.

KIndles are already dirt cheap. Why would you want a chink knock-off?

can I use these for urethral sounding?

I'm sure there are better objects to use for utter degeneracy

Please dont (you), Its the new Jamesdonkey keyfag

gearbest

So, I finally got my rugged meme chinkphone, and holy shit is it big

Seriously what a beast

Drop it. Post results.

Look at this build QUALITY

Are you being ironic? Can't see a flaw.

>not a nomu s30
ayy lmao

Side by side comparison with my xiaomeme 5s, picture courtesy of a shitty android tablet handed down

You can't see it but this shit is three times thiccer than the 5s

The Oukitel K10000 Pro is the best looking rugged phone aesthetically. That leather back and business class finish is Blackberry-tier cum inducing.

The headphone jack flap doesn't close completely

Not a big deal though

Think hes talking about the screw? maybe?

Have you tried to actually drop it some times?
Is the OS stable and rooted?

>mediakek
Bummer.

How can you stand such a shittily installed class protector?

That sounds nice but I just wanted a budget model to take with me when I'm on the field (I sometimes supervise construction work) that I could drop on concrete and steel without worrying much.

The mi5s has curves around the edges, I couldn't find any screen protectors that actually fit

You get used to it

Thanks.

>not BV8000 Pro

My suggestion is the H96 Pro+ with 2gb or 3gb RAM, DDR3 version.

Android TV shits all over the regular Android that comes with these things. This particular one has a good ATV ROM for it made by a guy named superceleron.

They're about $50-60, I'm using one, with a Xiaomi controller to operate it.

It's pretty much stock Nougat but with chinks you never know. Only bloatware is the usual gapps shit.

You can root and install lineage anyway

Hi /csg/ mini review time.

Recently got my tada68 with gateron browns. Overall I'm very happy with it, switches are very good quality, consistent and feel great. Keycap plastic feels great and whole keyboard in general feels very sturdy and quality. I've never had non chinkshit mech keyboard, but compared to my old Ajazz AK33 this one is definitely on a completely different level. Both switch wise (those shitty zoro blacks didn't even compare to gaterons) and in terms of general feel.
The downside is that it costs $90 on aliexpress as opposed to $30 I paid for ajazz. All around I'm still happy with it and feel like I made a very good deal, as other decent mech keyboards are much more expensive in my yuropoorean country and somehow tada68 managed to slip by customs (lucky, I usually get taxed)
I guess that's it, all around very nice 60% programmable mech kb, can recommend. No idea about other switches, never tried them.
Pic related, my tada68.

why is the fountain pens section removed from the infographic?

Check the bottom.

ty im autistic
really wish china had good inks
inks cost far more than these pens

Redmi note 4x, worth it?
t. idiot

Two turkeys don't make an eagle.

>browns
worst switch of all time. how the fuck did you manage to pick the worst option?

Is there a generic version working with all Alfawise H96 Pro+ boxes now? Last time I checked you have to open the box identify Ram type for a correct build

Because I like them. I tested browns beforehand and that's what I wanted. I like tactile switches more than linears, and blues are too clicky and loud for me.

LINK IT NIGGER FAGGOT I CAN'T BE MI
SSSING OUT ON THAT HOT SHIT

Sadly no

buy kindle suffer read trainspotting use heroin die

Shit taste, brown switches are the best.

m.ebay.com/itm/Original-Xiaomi-Mi-Band-2-Smart-Wristband-Bracelet-Heart-Rate-Monitor-Waterproof-/272855049895?epid=724722827&hash=item3f876da6a7:g:6aQAAOSwGtRX0qHg&_trkparms=pageci%3Acb272fd0-ae02-11e7-8c46-74dbd180db36%7Cparentrq%3A0835da4215f0a866dd4c570cfffd22d1%7Ciid%3A12
Are these the real deal or am I getting double Chinked?

utter garbage. worst feeling switch of all time. it sucks for typing, it sucks for gaming, I'm not sure what it's actually good for. there's a reason why everyone hates them. should have bought a switch tester ahead of time for few dollars and played with it for a day. you wouldn't have made such a stupid decision. anyway, lesson learned. sell that shit and try again. good luck.

What mechanical keyboard should i get for 50€?
No amazon

I have been thinking about these:
>JamesDonkey 619
>Ajazz AK33 RGB
>3LUE k751
JamesDonkey has Gateron switches Ajazz has Zorros, K751 has Outemu

I already told you. I tested gateron brown along with some other switches before buying. I already had some of those switches at home, along with tester with bunch of cherry mx and topre.

>there's a reason why everyone hates them.
I think you missed the part where gateron browns (and browns in general) are one of the most popular switches around.
I'm going to keep it.

Are there any good chink 1080p projectors?

I can't afford £800 on a western one

not him but i literally never heard anyone before you who went for browns

I think they're acceptable from like $300 or something.

I don't think you're easily going to get super bright gaymen refresh rate ones for cheap though.

Just got my MEMT X5s in the mail this morning, they really do sound fucking amazing. Best pick for cheap ass headphones in my book. I have started carrying them everywhere instead of my Rock Zircons. Lemme know if you have questions about them.

What? They are the most popular switch for a reason.

Anyone have link to the chinese list?

I got a chink lapel microphone and I can't tell if it's broken cause it's a chink piece of shit or it's a windows driver problem.

They're the most "popular", because they're the default for Office keyboards.

If you look up the sales from various sites like mechanicalkeyboards uk, you'll see that those who care are more interested in red and blues.

However it's all subjective anyway...

I blindly did mine. I think the only difference now is DDR3 and DD4 versions. I think now the builds have multiple drivers.

mechanicalkeyboards.com/polls.php
Browns are number 1 at the poll.

Just tested it on my phone and it works. What the fuck windows

Anyone that have bought any magnetic phone chargers?
Currently looking for USB C 1m and 2m

Word of advice, DO NOT buy this screen.

panelook.com/N156HGE-EAB_Innolux_15.6_LCM_overview_22455.html

Don't.

That's a standard 15.6" two-lane eDP panel you're looking at and you've picked a TN panel from Innolux. It's shit. It will look like shit. Bad viewing angles and washed-out colors.

I bought a 15.6" two-lane eDP panel from AliExpress two months ago myself. I paid $64 for it, including shipping.

The parts you are looking for would be  NV156FHM-N42 or NV156FHM-N43 or LG's LP156WF6-SPB1. The BEST option, if you could find it, would be NV156FHM-N31 but that one's probably a bit more expensive.

The point I am trying to make here is that laptop screens are as standard parts as a 3.5" desktop harddrive or a 5.25" CD-Rom. You do not need to and should not buy the same one that came with your laptop. There's a whole lot of totally fine compatible 3.3V two-lane eDP screens to choose between and if you're going to order one then you do NOT want to buy a shitty TN panel. You want AHVA or IPS or at minimum a VA panel.

I think I broke my phone running it off of a 12v car charger (probably voltage spikes from the stator).

Is there such a thing as a USB current protector passthrough thing?

Brown switches are fine and great to type on and they are close to silent with o-rings on the keycaps. The tactile bump on them is noticeable enough to let you know when the press is registered.

I know some fags hate them and spew fag-talk against them and that's alright, some like men and some like women.

I do prefer blues just because they have that very satisfying loud click - but I only use one of the blue boards when I'm alone. I always switch to my brown switch board when I have or will have company and I haven't even switched back from browns even though I'm alone again right now.

If you don't like browns then that's fine, you're entitled to your preference. But there's no reason to pretend it's a bad switch just because you personally have something against it.

So which FHD IPS mod kit should I buy for x230?

I prefer the old infograph(which I lost)
>browns
>like reds with dirt in them
This is actually what they feel like. They are for gaymers who want to pretend they have an actual mechanical keyboard. But in reality they are less tactile then rubber domes.

My brown switch NOPOO lolita is ap ievce of shit
Whats the cheapest chink red mechanical board

you guys think the xiaomi will keep the audio setup from the a1 for the note 5?
also has anyone gotten one to test the amp/such out

If they do so, I'll probably go from the Note 3 to the Note 5, since I was waiting for the borderless meme to hit the Redmeme line. Also, what's the difference between the HTC10's DAC and the A1? Is it really worse or just slightly worse?

FK YOU

So, which is the new top chink IEM after the whole ZS5 v2 fiasco?

ZS6.

In another thread there was mention of water/air flossing machines (as an alternative to floss string for your teeth). Anyone bought one of those from China?

>what's the difference
not sure, didn't see anything substantial on headfi about it, and the archives/mi forums are just press release parroting from what I saw, hence my asking if anyone here had one

No, but I have bought plenty of great products using the amazing money saving coupons in the /csg/ Discord. Come join us, user!