Do you share your PC with others?

Also, do you eat while using your computer?

I eat but I don't touch my dirty hands to any devices. I just my palm, etc.

No. Yes.

>Do you share your PC with others?
No.

>Also, do you eat while using your computer?
Absolutely not.

>Do you share your PC with others?
No

>Also, do you eat while using your computer?
With one hand

> share
No. If such an occasion were to come up, the would be relegated to a guest account, followed by a disinfection of all touched surfaces
>inb4 ocd

> eat
Yes. I'm not a slob so it isn't a problem. If something gets dirty it just means an extra cleaning.

yes, but i use a fork.

>Also, do you eat while using your computer?
Very rarely when I'm feeling lazy and I end up regreting it for days when my shit gets slimey.

I once saw a receptionist eating chips at her desk while she once typing on the computer. Made me feel pretty sick.

how civilized

>I end up regreting it for days when my shit gets slimey.
This. I constantly wash my hands just to avoid this.

you're probably a normie with an LED keyboard if you're scared to eat at your computer. gotta preserve that glass case and that sick razer keyboard

faggots

all my friends are from the internet so i always eat dinner at my computer while on teamspeak.

when i think about it it's pretty sad. but i kinda consider it eating with people i care about.

No. I live alone.

I do eat at my computer occasionally.

No one is scared to eat at their computer. We just don't want crumbs and shit in our keyboard, likewise for the greasy feel.

You're probably an obese fuck surrounded by pepsi cans, and empty hot pocket boxes. Slob fuck.

My dad got laid off and he had to give back his company's laptop so until he finds a new job, he's using mine (it's been 2 years tho...)

I don't eat but my dad does and it's fucking disgusting. I tell him not to but the depression from being unemployable and getting rejected constantly is destroying him, he's really let himself go and he just eats junk food all day and I don't even think he's aware of the fact that he's shoveling kettlecorn down his gullet and using his hands on my laptop keyboard. I mean he lets me live with him rent free so it's better for me not to make a big deal about it but he really needs a job, not for money's sake but because he's a wageslave at heart and he's lost without it. Also I'm pretty sure he's started browsing Sup Forums since we started sharing a computer so Dad if you're reading this, chin up.

with only one hand ofc

What a fat disgusting slob.

Yes, if they need to. I have a guest user specifically for this
No, except if you include the occasional protein bar or meal replacements. I do drink water/tea at my computer however.

>Do you share your PC with others?
No.

>Also, do you eat while using your computer?
Smegma butter.

What was your dad's previous job?
If you have the money he could gain skills for another job if he hasn't already expanded his career options.

I don't know his official title, he was just a code monkey they kept on hand but they laid off most of the department and replaced them with an elite pajeet task force. Welfare covered him going back to school and he got a whole bunch of new certifications and retraining and shit but nobody wants him. I think it's more because he shoots himself in the foot during interviews, I heard him on the phone with his last one and they asked how he planned to use the job in question toward his career advancement and he just paused for 10 seconds and meekly responded "I just need a job..."

He's also pushing 60 so I doubt anyone wants him over a 25yo with the same education.

No yes

No, I live alone, I do feel uneasy if I have a friend on it though. I only normally eat at my PC if I'm drunk.

>do you share your computer?
No
>do you eat at your computer?
Not near my main but if I'm using my 98 machine I will usually have a glass of whiskey and a smoke

>Do you share your PC with others?
No but sometimes I lend my computer to friends when they visit my house. Nothing personal to hide.

>Also, do you eat while using your computer?
Yes because my house is too small to have dining table.

>tfw I'm too scared and autistic to even talk with people online
pretty rude when battle.net or steam show the empty friends list and says something like "games are better with friends try it" like i know but how, fuck you too blizzard

damn can't he just slave away a sysadmin job at some really small company or maybe even charity of his choice because it's pretty comfy and rewarding and I'd do that shit if I wouldn't value money so much

> share
Only alpine with firefox since that's in a VM and idc what they do there plus they wouldn't use my regular anyway since it's dwm + st + pdksh (vi keys) + the rest of the average user hostile environment.
> eat
Currently eating since I don't spill on my laptop anyway. It's strictly knife & fork food though since I don't want sticky keys. Eating and woking is the better way to get things done.

No, yes.
Unfortunately this.

Thinkpad (the faptop/chinkpad/exhentai browser shitposting machine/programming machine) is for my exclusive use however the PC is used by my younger brother sometimes for vidya.
And yeah, I only eat while using my laptop or at the gym, I even fap while using laptop and I usually don't wash my hands. Who cares. I clean it if I feel like it but mostly I'm used to it, and I don't eat greasy food to begin with

>Do you share your PC with others?
maybe
>Also, do you eat while using your computer?
yes, its my hub entertainment anyway as im living alone

I have had my own computers since 1998 when I was 14. Fuck sharing computers. I have my shit setup exactly the way I want. Letting someone else use your computer is like letting them fuck your wife.

share? not unless doing some couch co-op or my buddies are using youtube for music during a party
eating I have a little side table for

>Do you share your PC with others?
No

>Also, do you eat while using your computer?
I watch something on TV, be it a movie, cartoons, some YT crap, etc.. And my TV is connected via HDMI to my PC, so.. technically yes? Idk..

Any of y'all get this thing where you try to eat some chippies infront of the computer but have to type and use the mouse with one hand because cheeto fingers...

Btw, Clint is already sporting a combover? I'm depressed now...

>Do you share your PC with others?
No.

>Also, do you eat while using your computer?
Yes. And if I eat in the kitchen, I'll bring a laptop.

The last family computer we had was purchased in 2007, I believe.

i eat out of the bowl like a dog

what games do you play?

If anyone does in 2017 you should kill yourself
>eating
Eh sometimes but then I wipe everything

Should I do it ironically or unironically?

No and no. Any other answer and you should kill yourself.

im eating chicken nuggos rn tbqh

damn that's a sad reality we're all be facing when we hit our 30 - 40

it's the kinda future that would put you off having kids because you know theres nothing there for them.

I share the cores with my brother for archviz