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Five Guys will open its first restaurant in France in Paris.

It is good ? Better than Burger King or Mcdo ?

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good but too expensive

looks like garbage

>It is good ? Better than Burger King or Mcdo ?
Yes but still shit. You need to come to America and visit our microburgeries for a real burger

They're ok.

Burgers are slightly better than the big three but the real good stuff is their fries.

Cajun fries were pretty goat fast food iirc.

>microburgeries, microbreweries, microdickeries...

ask for the cajun frieds they fill the whole bag with it

Is this a thing and why do I feel the tremendous desire to go there?

it's a lot better than mcdonalds and burgerking but it is overpriced and there are way better options here

>Is this a thing
we get memed for 'micro' but there are local businesses for everything here. you guys really think the only stuff here is the big business shit that gets imported to your country or something

there is this burger bar place in my small ass town that is absolutely delicious

Much better than either, I think they're a little overrated, though.

>five guys
>pas In-n-Out
dégueulasse, pêh.

Obama prefers 5G

Pretty good, just expensive

Obama listens to Jay-Z and reads Toni Morrison. what does he know about taste

>microburgeries
oh, fuck off

French McDonalds > Burger King >>>> Subway >>>>>>> US McDonalds > Five guys >>>> Quick (French fast good brand).
Never tasted Taco Bell but this shit is horrible.
Obongo confirmed for shit burger tastes, what a nigger

Wait? Microshit isnt everywhere?

We have tons of microbreweries here.

What do people call small businesses that can only cover a small area then?

Best burgers are A&W. Too bad its a Canadian chain.

Way better than BK or McD but also more expensive. Not the best but if I'm in a place unfamiliar and I want a meal I know will be good I'll go.

Food takes forever to make desu

If I go to a burger place I just want to get my food and leave, not wait 15 minutes for the staff to get their shit together

They call them "small businesses"

We use that too. But we use micro for breweries and maybe a few other things.

Taco Bell is literally the worst fast food ever.

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Only ever heard people refer microbreweries. Micro- anything else is just a meme.

It will taste nothing like Five Guys, I guarantee you.

It's those deliciously yet sickening USDA patties mang.

I'm still waiting for In-N-Out Burger to come to London.

I'd drive up to personally get my expectations let down.

>t. Dual Citizen Yank-Brit.

Obama is also a nigger

Here's the thing, I don't know if they will do it different in France but here's the thing here:

Order a small fries, no matter how much you love fries, they WILL give you too many fries, enough to serve like three people, even if you order a small.

The fries are amazing, but they get soggy pretty quick, still they are really good

The burgers are okay, but their hotdogs are better

fuck u

Yeah you get a ton of fries. I order 2 large fries for my friends and they just hand us a paper bag filled with fries

It does sound like a meme, but there are a lot of specialty 'artisan' food places. Say what you want about hipsters, they make a pretty mean burger.

Five Guys isn't top notch or anything, but it's a big step up from McDonalds. I'd rate it as highly as an average mom&pop burger joint. It's strange seeing people get very excited over one opening near them in the US, but it'll be good in France.

European 5 guys is fucking shit - seriously, we have one where I live (Cambridge) and it's overpriced with shitty flat drinks. Save your money and don't go

>burgers are okay, but their hotdogs are better
I thought their burgers were meh, but I've never tried their dogs before. Which one you recommend? Might just give them another try today.

That burger looks like it has been soaked in a bucket of water then thrown at a wall.

How is that advertisement worthy? Don't things usually look worse than advertisements? Fucking hell..

In-N-Out is the best American burger chain

I am not Californian but In-N-Out is probably the best fast food burger place

quick is actually great, except their fries
but they've been bought by burger king and will probably disapear soon

> microburgeries
You mean burger restaurants that do not belong to huge-ass chains?

>Only getting Five Guys now

Paris is really a third world city compared to London. Do you even got Chipotle and In and Out Burger there lad?

Anyway its good but expensive.

That looks like fucking shit

How expensive is 5G?
If it's the typical hipster burger shop that serves 10+€ burgers, might as well go check Mamie burger, tastiest in Paris imho.
If 5G is more reasonably priced that might be interesting though.

>giving yanks money

nah, fuck off m8

KFC is pretty good in France.
Though be carefull if you are in the US it's fucking disgusting there.
I tried it once in NY worse mistake ever.

we also only just got your shitty "prêt-à-manger", if you could take that shit back to your country, and even bankrupt by not going there, that would be really nice of you

>you will never benda skinny numale hipster millennial burger chef over the counter and fuck his ass

...

>prêt-à-manger

No one eats that shite here M8 its for poorfags who cant afford Starbucks. Its the equivalent of Mcdonalds to Burger King

Its much much more expensive than Mcdonalds in here is almost 3X the price of a Big Mac meal for a 5G Meal. Its a lot better though.

I went to place called Bagel Chef last week. It was some bretty high quality burger Tbh.
Anybody else tried it.

My friend works at 5guys and all he does is dab in the back with his manager.

how much is a big mac set in the uk ? around 7-8€ in france

£4.29 or (now) 5-ish Euros

never heard of it
is it a chain ? in paris ?

A cheeseburger + small order of fries (small is relative, 5 Guys gives you a shitton of fries) will run you 9.65€, if the prices are equivalent to US prices. adding in a drink and your total would be 12.26€.

>microburgeries

I live in London so here a Big Macwith a large drink and ''fries'' cost about £5

five guys is like if you cooked a pre-formed hamburger on am oven grill and paid 3-4 times its worth...

anything corporate American coming to your pathetic nation does not mean a better life for you, your absolute retard

In N Out is tastier, comfier, and cheaper. 5 gays shills end yourselves.

i see, so it's typically the price of "high-end","hipster" burger shops in Paris (maybe a tiny bit cheaper)

>tons of friends on facebook interested about the opening event
>literally THOUSANDS of people will wait in queues for hours
>all that racket for shitty overpriced fast food

...

same shit happened when the first BK openend a couple of years ago

>quick is actually great

in n out is fucking shit you cock sucking west coast faggot. fuck off with that shit. literally no one anywhere else gives a fuck about your gay little burger chain.

oh I know it was hell in St Lazare for months
bunch of cretins

Pretty much. You're paying in part for the brand in all these "more than just fast food" shops, but its still fast food.

>quick
>great

literally fite me fagit

faggot

If you're in the US get Popeyes. Much better than KFC.

get fucked, the burgers really are better than mcdo

good shit quickshill

Presumably there's a good chance the actual franchise owner is British as are the employees.

>microburgeries

he prefers 5 guys in his bootyhole

well obviously this one in particular is shit, but the normal ones are good, and don't just taste like industrial sauce like mcdo

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Ask Sup Forums.

What's wrong with microburgeries senpai?
>not going to a nice microburgery and drinking a microbrew with your nice burger

hey, just got done visiting the microburgery in Portland, totally rad dude!

It's just called a restaurant

What is wrong with you yanks

oh fuck yeah, way better. Their burgers and fries are amazing

pretty pricey though, it's a nice treat every once in a while

you don't understand man

>microburgeries

>Though be carefull if you are in the US it's fucking disgusting there.
That's just US food in general though. Everything including THEIR OWN American fast food chains is at least twice as disgusting over there.

It's a meme, you dip

please stop bullying ;_;

sorry bro, i'm just speaking from my experience

after tasting american food i can understand why so many people don't want TTIP to pass

>people just 10h away from home heat 4hours-old burgers heated by a lamp

truly disgusting desu

Best fast food burger you can get. Best fries you can get, hands down, and they're generous as fuck with them (fill cup with fries, heap on more fries until they're almost falling off the sides, put in bag with the burger, dump another load of fries in on top because fuck your arteries). They do exactly one thing with their menu, and they do it goddamn right. Juicy as hell, full of flavor, still hot enough to keep melting the cheese when they give it to you, pickles and onions are always crispy, and when they play music in the background, they actually pick decent songs instead of throwing on generic pop top 40 shit.
Also, free peanuts.

That said, the best fast food burger still pales compared to a homemade one. Plus, I'm pretty certain that if I ate there more than once a month at the most, my heart would literally drown in lard. Delicious, wonderful lard.

so pretty much everybody else all around the world can access great tasting fast food just like you do..?

How much does 5 gays pay you for this shit?

>"Obama's favorite hamburgers disembarking in Paris"
Really?

This. Overpriced as FUCK.
For a standard meal its over 3x the price of McDonalds

You should see in my country, there are places selling hamburgers for 70 or 80 reais and the minimum wage here is 880 a month.

yeah apparently they have several restaurant in France.
I not really a burger expert but that's was fairly better than macdo for pretty much the same price.

yes

micro-x is a meme

but we have good local restaurants that aren't chains

I think that was his point, a lot of people think we're just full of mcdo's and taco bells because that's the """"american food"""" that gets exported everywhere but we have good stuff that isn't that

that's all

> peanuts with burger

cant get any more hipster than this

oh wait...

It's a little pricey tbqh. You're definitely getting better food than something like McDonald's or BK but whether it's worth the extra cost is up to you.
>b-b-but SO MANY FRIES :-DDDD

>microburgeries


This fucking guy