/asean/- Inspection Day edition

I hope you wageslaves are ready for the surprise inspection tomorrow.

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Our Naj

hello future allies

They've been wanting to colonize the Philippines since ancient times, fcking Spain went first and took the opportunity. I mean, they're willing to do everything just for the Philippines, I'm pretty sure they wouldn't do that to Korea or China.

hahahaha

And yes, they won't really gain any much advantage from doing so. I think that they're probably fascinated with the Philippines and how similar it is to them, and even called it 比島 (Same Island). If they really wanted to take over, they would've killed the Filipinos, but instead they just wanted to educate and rehabilitate the Philippines from Spain.

What's the last party game you guys done?

Tfw some rpg tabletop games with fat nerd girls about some murder mystery shit.

they just wanted to get in on that 16 sedimentary basins representing an area of over 700,000 square kilometers, with a combined potential of 4,777 million barrels of fuel equivalent to mine man

Too bad the government here doesn't really think about it. Marcos even though he was a bit of dictator saw the potential and made it as leverage...

does sunka count?

sure if you actually played it and exactly know what you're doing

in need of a hug :_:

I would but white people are scary

The Spanish could've done that as well but did nothing.

I haven't played sunka, but is that similar to the Shumoi / Shumoy / Syumoy (Idk the spelling) marble game?

no it isn't

don't be afraid, all we really want are hugs

Congratulations to "Our Naj", the winner of /asean/'s meme of the month for July!

My bad, I was thinking of Kalahoyo, nevermind my post.

to be fair its impossible to gather those unless you have large cables or the equipment to drill through the sediments. Plus the constant storms passing by makes it quiet hard to do so,

>tfw I want to play salpakan and chess with the manong pedicab drivers but too shy

just show the bente pesos, put it on the table and tell them its on.

Or tactic b, you can just spectate for a while, make some comments and then when manong says he wants to play. Offer to play.

>tfw ugly
FUCK MY LIFE

Post face

how long is your dick?

4.9in

large enough for a loli

4.5 - 5.5 inches when erect

holy
you got more pictures like that?
thats hot

5.7-5.8 lightyears

I didn't know that these days man can enjoy Sup Forums in prison.

7 inches

who cares?

>having dick(s)

Then don't ask

Wtf

kek

there are 2 jap posters

Pa q kuieres saber eso?

Hello there baby want to have a good time ;)?

It was just for killing time.
I rather wonder why you remember the length of your dick so well

7inch are too long.

I'll be gentle baby, you can trust in me and you will have a good time

>Download JAV
>ETA 9y 3w
kek

oh wow thanks for the blog

5555555555

Because I measured before

post ID

Should I wait until usd exchange rate more lower to build my PC? It seems we will get more lower thanks to new economy ministry.

Wait for me at the airport bby

>porn
>not haram

gib duit raya pls

>canada
>talks about haram
justin pls

I-it's not loli, I swear!

>tfw no god of emperor to serve in your lifetime
Feels bad man

What's like to cum on a SEA woman's ass like?

He is already here

He will rally his remnants

He will raise the world from death

And he'll spread the seeds of men far and wide across the cosmos

His name is Trump

this damage control. lel

Oh hey

It's /pinoy/ general again

Are there even any other relevant countries in ASEAN? We're literally the most powerful country in the world

>Flipland
>a text messaging nation
>who invented selfie
>very vocal in social media
>can create dumb trends in twitter
>one of top cunts who visit facebook
that's us!

PINOY
I
N
O
Y

The old flipland flags is pretty derp

Putang ina mo m8 fite me irl

I've always admired Llanera's flag looking all pirate and shit. When I was on elementary we had this chart for these flags.

it's pretty cool

Tfw only way to be a hero in Philippines is being part of the Duterte death squad

So are there any new/changed laws over there now?

absolutely nothing maybe this month though

Ok im done,
>Need to wake up 6am tom for work
>See clock its fucking 3am


just fuck my shit up, maybe i'll just pass cause im afraid of penis inspection day

>comparing trump to the god emperor
>falling this far that rational ladder
At least I haven't gone full retard over an election

Tfw my neighbors are dying from heart problems due to their moms being bad shoppers of meat

youtube.com/watch?v=ZhgOEsAd1xY

Feels good being blessed famalam

>fake meat

wew, I thought that was only a problem at taco bell

that animu has teached me that incest is wincest I approve of this

I need more details. I too find incest hot, made out with some cousins and aunts, fingered an aunt, and find it the hottest thing

There's no graphic incest, it's just the cliffhanger in the end that the teenage girl that this guy has adopted since she was like 5 asks him out

>fingered aunt
need more details surrounding this event

basically, we were sleeping in the same bed, and a few hours in, I unzipped her short shorts and started fingering her. She was wet as fuck mayne, sometimes I wonder if she was awake and enjoying it, after all it was her idea to sleep in the same bed and cuddle closely

post pic of auntie if possible

nah, I'd get found out, forgot to mention she has banging tits m8 and a cute af face

Elven whores

she goes against her statement and puts unhygienic things in her mouth

Traitor

Wakey wakey wagecucky, gotta be there before Mr.Lim.

that's what she said

Elves are whores

Whats for breakfast?
youtube.com/watch?v=2fRm1E-7P_o

There is literally nothing wrong with waking up in the morning and become a productive member of the society.

Without us, the economy is dead, please remember this.

this

please donate to my website godhateselves.com

Say that to me IRL and see what happens, faggot.

>join the Blue Stripes
>kill elves and non-humans
>get paid for it

witcher.wikia.com/wiki/Blue_Stripes

???

I like the one with the skull, very kawaii

is pettanko better than oppai?

It can be

>this triggers the guardia civil

I am a grill btw.
Which HxH are you?

Then I will rape you singaslut

*triggered*
Guardia Civil did nothing wrong, you will be tortured to death like Andong for picking banana for supper

singawhore very minded to sex, gurl over there even fuck those handsome Bangla

>a fuccing Argentina

>/asean/
>United States, Costa Rica, Czech republic and Poland
Gr8 thread you got here fellas

Singaporeans say that geylang is the red light district of Singapore.

But the truth is, every part of Singapore is a red light district

Sing puss for Malaysian cock

>Israel flag
How's Tel Aviv, Abraham-kun?

This has been bothering me for a while, why is this called /asean/ instead of /asian/?
Also, is malaysia a muslim goatfucker shithole like i'm told or are they actually decent?

>why is it /asean/ instead of /asian/
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Association_of_Southeast_Asian_Nations

Malaysia is progressive moslim state, they don't go allahu akbar that much, but they do keep funding Indog terrorist to cause instability in Thailand and Philippines.