Shill me your favourite programming language

Shill me your favourite programming language

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>No
>It is like Go but with less HN articles

>[insert name here]
>it's like perl, but easier to embed into big codebases and has more retarded stuff that you can sell management as "powerful", so if they fall for it, it may be a good way to ruin your companies codebase

HTML
it's used by 1 billion of websites

JAVA BECAUSE POO

Markup is not programming.

JavaScript
it's used by 1 billion of websites

>best programming language
>not programming
nice try

>HTML
>hyper text MARKUP language
I swear Sup Forums is filled with morons who don't know what programming is

Markup is programming
rc
like shell but actually designed

C

Scheme
Shilling not needed

it's just a name dude

I like python because I'm new

Rust

Rust is a pipe dream

If you care about AI you program in Lisp

TriggerScript
It is basically a JavaScript interpreter implemented in JAI but lacks strict mode.
You can use it to trigger Jon Blow because he hates JS.

X86 assembler
Unless you have developed webapplication with assembly front to back, pls dont call yourself a programmer

kek

I "like" PHP because I don't know anything else

HN hates Go because of the terrible type system.

Scala. It's maybe the only "newer" language that is successful in production across whole market segments.

Scala has a very strong niche in big web servers, big data, big processing.

That it's still a moving target is an advantage and disadvantage both. Code maintenance is quite annoying, but it's probably also the most generally "production ready" FP language. The frameworks you need are there from Scala's side and Java's side.

C, because anything else scares me.

f#

Lots of Google employees on HN who shill anything google.

Gentoo is the best programming language

Python is king of the programming languages

C.
Don't need to.

Kernel (klisp.org/).

Once you get used to first class environments and operatives, other languages feel like a huge waste of time.

There is literally nothing wrong with php

Ruby, because it pays my bills and is disgustingly cute to use.

I prefer the right tool for a particular project. But my preferences are C and python.

That's a small language on the ultimately very MS specific .NET (a platform that itself currently really does not look like it'll ever rival Java again).
I guess it found some love with C# developers, but it's not exactly dominating any billion dollar market niches, is it?

Scala is. Huge hardware deployments are set up to run software with Spark & friends. Scala's Play, Lift, Scalatra and so are the main engine of quite many website names you'll probably recognize, and Scala also powers production services quite many websites under the hood.

Php ofc

C++ no shill needed

yes, no shill can save its reputation

Let's all love PHP

foreach

+1 for haskell

C#, because $$

C/C++ for system applications
Clojure for code monkey money
Perl for quick prototyping and scripting

A tool for the job.