JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

Holy shit United Airlines done fucked up

lmao

Is this fucking real?

that better be a photoshop

Hitler
Did
Nothing
Wrong
Nigger

It isn't, I'm trying to log into my UAMP account first time in a while and it's forcing this shit on me.

I just pick the first N questions and fill the answers with 256 random characters

You have to chose from a list of answers too though.

>security is wrong
Sup Forums

that's not the problem

>how to steal someones credit card 101
nice site.

choose* fuck

>limiting possible combinations to a small subset of answers
>security

Oh crap, I didn't see that. Welp use another airline company then.

Southwest is pretty good and they don't jew you on luggage. Their pilots and stewardesses also like to banter to lighten the mood.

And I'm done.

I try to avoid flying United when I can, but UAMP is the best Frequent Traveller program for Star Alliance carriers. I mean all FTL programs took a nosedive into a sea of shit a while ago, but UAMP did to the least degree.

Southwest doesn't fly overseas, though they are all right for a domestic LCC.

is this the power of burger technology?
please tell me this whole thing was outsourced to pajeetland

>predifined questions and answers

This
It seems like they are data mining, and not actually interested in any actual security.

>select your answer

What's the list of responses for "what's your favorite artist?"

Seems like the list of questions is randomized, it took me a couple of reloads to get the artist one again.

Ai Weiwei
Andrew Wyeth
Andy Warhol
Anish Kapoor
Ansel Adams
Banksy
Botticelli
Cindy Sherman
Claude Monet
Damien Hirst
David Hockney
Donatello
Edgar Degas
Edgar Muller
Édouard Manet
Edvard Munch
Edward Hopper
El Anatsui
El Greco
Farhad Moshiri
Frida Kahlo
Georges Seurat
Georgia O'Keeffe
Gustav Klimt
Henri Matisse
Ibrahim El-Salahi
Jackson Pollock
Jasper Johns
Jeff Koons
Joan Miró
Katsushika Hokusai
Keith Haring
Kim Hong-do
Leonardo da Vinci
M.C. Escher
Marc Chagall
Marcel Duchamp
Mark Rothko
Michelangelo
Norman Rockwell
Osamu Tezuka
Pablo Picasso
Paul Cézanne
Paul Gauguin
Paul Klee
Pierre-Auguste Renoir
Piet Mondrian
Qi Baishi
Rembrandt
Richard Serra
Robert Mapplethorpe
Roy Lichtenstein
Salvador Dali
Shepard Fairey
Shirin Neshat
Takashi Murakami
Tamara de Lempicka
Vincent Van Gogh
Wassily Kandinsky
Willem de Kooning
Yaacov Agam
Yasuo Kuniyoshi
Yayoi Kusama
Yoshitomo Nara
Zhang Huan

HOLY SHIT! WHY ISNT JIMI HENDRIX THERE

someone hack their databass

all shitty (((modern))) artists desu

where's Taylor swift

>is this real?
>is this a shop?

>it isnt

>it isnt

>i t
>i s n t

>real?>photoshpo>?

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Time to Bruteforce some acounts.

up front

its probably the best way to handle it. normal security questions are dumb because you can easily recon the answers to them, but providing random answers that you can pick actually helps randomize it.

although security questions in general are a terrible practice.

i just picked answers at random and took a screenshot of the page before i submitted it

I can't wait until they get their sorry asses hacked because of this shit security

>Rajeesh
>Mujeesh
>Najeesh
>Sanjeesh
>Fareesh
finding pajeet

>"""security""" questions
If you don't use random passwords for them, you're asking to get social engineered.

Imagine being on the road and having to call to retrieve your password. I can tell you why my favourite artist is, but I can't tell you which one is my favourite from an arbitrary list of 65 names, because my actual favourite isn't one of them. With open text form for answer I could at least tell them that my favourite of everything is "cunny", but with predefined answers it's really opposite of practical and secure. As someone else has pointed out, this has to be a datamining ploy.

I made up a bunch of nonsensical shit and saved it as notes in the KeePassXC database

_ ____ __ ___ ______ _______ ____!

I have wet dreams right now how easy you could fuck with this

a-at least they'd be smart enough to lock and flag someone for suspected brute forcing?

The login screen has a "Show Password" tickbox on desktop.