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You know Sup Forums, post your best and more eficient code

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dl6.volafile
gist.githubusercontent.com/alessonforposterity/832da4fab11e10609dad/raw/258df12378399919ae088ba8731a7571d9c2c947/drgn.txt
pastebin.com/hcV4JfnJ
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There's so much wrong with that its amazing.

Don't even be disappointed this is all indie game code

shut up eva

This is the fat people hate thread of Sup Forums?

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>pastebin.com/raw/cu9gDj5Z

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dl6.volafile org/get/kHPlj2viU8hx/drgn.txt

It was too big for pastebin, so I put it up here. I don't know who the kid was that shared this, but my word I was taken aback when I saw this.

This is an actual sorting algorithm, it's named pogo sort

main(O){int I,Q,l=O;if(I=l*4){l=6;if(l>5)l+=Q-8?l-(Q=getchar()-2)%2:l;if(Q*=2)O+="has dirtiest IF"[(I/-Q&12)-l/Q%4];}return 8+O%4;}

*bogosort

And it's technically not an algorithm.

gist.githubusercontent.com/alessonforposterity/832da4fab11e10609dad/raw/258df12378399919ae088ba8731a7571d9c2c947/drgn.txt

Should be if a==b return a+a for the if statement

Jesus fucking Christ

And I thought my Sieve of Eratosthenes that segfaults for values larger than 1919 was bad.

I've never gone on /fit/, do they have any good fph threads?

He used XNA's main loop for the entire game? ebin

Sick mate

For a moment I thought it's compile time code generation then I realized it actually isn't


lmfao

It's one of the few good things they have

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Of course it's an algorithm, it's just not guaranteed to terminate.

Some definitions of an algorithm exclude bogosort.

The Merriam-Webster Dictionary defines a algorithm as "a procedure for solving a mathematical problem in a finite number of steps that frequently involves repetition of an operation".
Since bogosort isn't guaranteed to find a solution in a finite number of steps, it's excluded.

>using else-if when it can be compressed into one condition
>one equal sign in a condition
>one message has a period while the other does not
>no curly braces
>using iostream

*hurls*

What's wrong with iostream? (I'm new to C++)

There is quite literally nothing wrong with iostream

I heard bad things about x
That means using x is bad

return a

kek

this might work if those variables are booleans.

I've been told it's bad to use

using namespace std;

in your code, and you'd have to do that to get those cout's without an std:: prefacing them.

>wanting std's in your code

ewwww we're not sluts okay

It's bad to use using declarations if it's not scoped. Put it in a function or a class, or at the very least a cpp file. If you put it in a hpp file, you're a sinner.

>using using namespace std

using std cout;
using std cin;

What really woos me is a space in the first condition but none in the second. Jew can tell that there's no structure in (her) life.

>(her){male}

ftfy

Who's code is this even?

>//good luck

Why would somebody write it like this? Like there must be a reason, right?

This must be a joke. Or someone in their first lab just hoping something will compile

Some lovely code I wrote years ago for saving a file into a custom archive
If Save.ShowDialog() = Windows.Forms.DialogResult.OK Then
Dim c As Integer = ListBox1.Items.Count
Dim dtCrap(3) As Byte
Dim fileCount() As Byte = BitConverter.GetBytes(c)
ReDim Preserve fileCount(15)
If My.Computer.FileSystem.FileExists(Save.FileName) Then My.Computer.FileSystem.DeleteFile(Save.FileName)
My.Computer.FileSystem.WriteAllBytes(Save.FileName, Sign, True)
My.Computer.FileSystem.WriteAllBytes(Save.FileName, fileCount, True)
Dim dtOffBase As Integer = 20 + (272 * c)
For i = 0 To c - 1
Dim cFile As String = ListBox1.Items.Item(i).ToString
Dim dt() As Byte = My.Computer.FileSystem.ReadAllBytes(cFile)
Dim dtOffset(3) As Byte
Dim dtDirName As String = IO.Path.GetFileName(cFile)
Dim dtNama(259) As Byte
Dim dtNamb() As Byte = StrToByteArray(dtDirName)
Array.Copy(dtNamb, dtNama, dtNamb.GetLength(0))
If i = Not 0 Then dtOffBase += dt.GetLength(0)
dtOffset = BitConverter.GetBytes(dtOffBase)
Dim dtSize() As Byte = BitConverter.GetBytes(dt.GetLength(0))
My.Computer.FileSystem.WriteAllBytes(Save.FileName, dtNama, True)
My.Computer.FileSystem.WriteAllBytes(Save.FileName, dtOffset, True)
My.Computer.FileSystem.WriteAllBytes(Save.FileName, dtSize, True)
My.Computer.FileSystem.WriteAllBytes(Save.FileName, dtCrap, True)
dtOffBase += dt.GetLength(0)
Next i
For i = 0 To c - 1
Dim cFile As String = ListBox1.Items.Item(i).ToString
Dim dt() As Byte = My.Computer.FileSystem.ReadAllBytes(cFile)
My.Computer.FileSystem.WriteAllBytes(Save.FileName, dt, True)
Next

#pragma once

using std::cout;
using std::endl;

Mine....

>that pastebin

NO

I WILL NOT GO THROUGH THIS AGAIN

This was in the slides the teacher used no joke

I had a script that I wanted to be able to copy to a SSH server and run to quickly get it set up. There are some dot files I wanted to add to, so my solution was just save the file as a giant string then just call echo $file > .filename.

I'm not convinced this was a bad way to do it.

But you want to sum the two arguments of the function user

Reminder that he is working hard on entrepeneuring a financial activity while you sit your fat ass on Sup Forums shitposting without getting anything done.

>projecting

>Sitting on my ass late at night after a day of barely working making more than he does

same lul

>implying I don't contract develop video games
>implying I can't write decent game code

I took the bait. Nice going senpai

>b-but I make 999999999$ a month!
>b-but ur projeting xD
>b-but i write le gud code xd

You can leave the thread now.

Just go back to writing your kusoge YandereDev. And maybe consider reading a book about C# instead of obsessing over your e-mails.

LUL

iostream considered harmful

It is guaranteed based on statistics

>Said user smugly while unzipping his dick "Now a quick one and off to sleep." He was tired of being all day shitposting on Sup Forums and needed some rest.

NEET life best life, I miss those golden years.

Technically it is algorithm with O(n!), so it have finite number of step.

>pastebin.com/hcV4JfnJ
honestly dont know if this still works, was my godawful bodge of a program for my computing a level.